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A weekly online literary journal featuring poetry, fiction, rants and advice from the Giant Squid. Updated each Thursday at 4:00 AM, Eastern Standard Time
Issue #526
(published February 17, 2011)
No, you may not go to the restroom

Giant Squid:
Ask the Giant Squid: The Lazy and Ignorant Come Testing Day

Fiction by David Erik Nelson:
Rejected Curios: Joe Louie Armstrong's "Valved Bugle"



Poetry by Mel C. Thompson:
A Wiki-Leaked Document On The Status Of The Giant Squid

Rant by Kevin Vorshak:
Rebuttal To "The Word 'White'" (March 18, 1854)

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