Poor Mojo's Almanac(k)
FICTION ARCHIVES
The Failure of Sainthood among the Damned
by Chris Hebert

The Famous and Talented Horror Author
by Morgan Johnson

Lemonhead
by Dean Bakopoulos

The Eighth Lines of Stories Never Written
by Fritz Swanson

Here
by Gordon Smith

Apartment on Niagara Street, Buffalo NY
by Stefan Kiesbye

Countess Tolstoi and Mrs. Nabokov Reminisce in Heaven
by Margaret Lazarus Dean

The Tendency to Draw Together
by David Erik Nelson

Taint
or:
"Tod" means death in German, the very language of Death

by Terrence McWee

So This Is San Diego
by Genevieve Canceko

The Inspector After the Death of the Great Detective
by Fritz Swanson

Confessions of a Game Show Terrorist
by Morgan Johnson

Kaspar
by Stefan Kiesbye

Another Locked Room
by David Erik Nelson

Tick-Tock
by Michael Hoffman

Of Pocket Knives, Tackle Boxes and Women in Bathing Suits
by Jason Gurley

The Golden Key
by Michael Hoffman

from the Witch Lake Reader
Fritz Swanson, Editor

Yule in Ancient Norway
from Heimskringla

Mutilationist
by Michael Hoffman

Whispering into the Sky
by Morgan Johnson

The Giant, the Insect, and the Philanthropic-looking Old Gentleman
part 1

by Charles Hoy Fort

The Giant, the Insect, and the Philanthropic-looking Old Gentleman
part 2

by Charles Hoy Fort

A Brief Primer on the Grammar of Office
by Margaret Lazarus Dean

Valuable Advice from Ambrose Bierce
by Ambrose Bierce

More Valuable Advice from Ambrose Bierce
by Ambrose Bierce

The Minnow Files
by Terence S. Hawkins

Mr Lipowicz's Liver
by Dan Winterstein

Dreaming Moriarty
by Norman Lock

Why I Don't Explain How I Lost My Sweater
by Terence S. Hawkins

Scenes from Being Bill Walton
by Jim Ruland

What I Am Telling You When I Tell You of Love
by the Giant Squid

1K+1 Astral Nights:
Prologue

translated by David Erik Nelson

1K+1 Astral Nights:
Cycle 1, Packet 1

translated by David Erik Nelson

1K+1 Astral Nights:
Cycle 1, Packet 2

translated by David Erik Nelson

1K+1 Astral Nights:
Cycle 1, Packet 3

translated by David Erik Nelson

1K+1 Astral Nights:
Cycle 1, Packet 4

translated by David Erik Nelson

1K+1 Astral Nights:
Cycle 1, Packet 5

translated by David Erik Nelson

1K+1 Astral Nights:
Cycle 1, Packet 6

translated by David Erik Nelson

12
by Shannon Kyle Beasley

Osai's Razor
by Andrew Wilson

A Fragment from Raymond Chandler's First Scenario for the Sopranos
by Terence S. Hawkins

A Faster, More Scalable Afterlife
by Jason Michael

Mr. Oakley
by Paul Durica

Matsukaze
by Andrew Wilson

The Tightrope Walker Story
by Katie Williams

In Wedersen
Chapters 1-4

by Stefan Kiesbye

In Wedersen
Chapters 5-7

by Stefan Kiesbye

In Wedersen
Chapters 8 and 9

by Stefan Kiesbye

In Wedersen
Chapters 10-12

by Stefan Kiesbye

In Wedersen
Chapter 13

by Stefan Kiesbye

In Wedersen
Chapters 14-16

by Stefan Kiesbye

In Wedersen
Chapters 17 and 18

by Stefan Kiesbye

In Wedersen
Chapters 19 and 20

by Stefan Kiesbye

In Wedersen
Chapters 21 and 22

by Stefan Kiesbye

In Wedersen
Chapter 23

by Stefan Kiesbye

In Wedersen
Chapters 24-26

by Stefan Kiesbye

In Wedersen
Chapters 27-29

by Stefan Kiesbye

In Wedersen
Chapters 30-32

by Stefan Kiesbye

In Wedersen
Chapters 33-35

by Stefan Kiesbye

In Wedersen
Chapters 34-37

by Stefan Kiesbye

In Wedersen
Chapters 38-41

by Stefan Kiesbye

In Wedersen
Chapters 42-44

by Stefan Kiesbye

In Wedersen
Chapters 45-46

by Stefan Kiesbye

In Wedersen
Chapters 47-49

by Stefan Kiesbye

In Wedersen
Chapters 50-53

by Stefan Kiesbye

The Errors of Santa Claus
by Stephen Leacock

Hey Baby
by Terence S. Hawkins

All in Good Time
by Brett Richard Fennessy

Harding in Alaska
by Paul Genesius Durica

The Surprise Witness
by J. Daniel Janzen

Yours Truly
by J. Daniel Janzen

Leaves of Absence
by Marcy Jarvis

The Story of the Bad Little Boy
by Mark Twain

The Story of the Good Little Boy
by Mark Twain

The Dream of Maxen Welig
translation by Lady Charlotte Guest

Missing Invisible
by Marni Borek

Trying Not To Laugh Out Loud
by Robert Y. Rabiee

The Spectators
by Fritz Swanson

It Don't Mean a Thing: Part One
by Manuel L. Quezon III

It Don't Mean a Thing: Part Two
by Manuel L. Quezon III

Karma Fucks Back
by Taco es Guido es Stupido es Guadalupe

Perilous Play, part 1
by Louisa May Alcott

Perilous Play, part 2
by Louisa May Alcott

The Story of the Youth Who Went Forth to Learn What Fear Was
collected by Jacob and Wilhelm Grimm

The Devil in Manuscript
by Nathaniel Hawthorne

The Love Letters of Jack Warren and Devon March, part 1
gathered by Riley Hoffman and Morgan Johnson

The Love Letters of Jack Warren and Devon March, part 2
gathered by Riley Hoffman and Morgan Johnson

The Love Letters of Jack Warren and Devon March, part 3
gathered by Riley Hoffman and Morgan Johnson

The Love Letters of Jack Warren and Devon March, part 4
gathered by Riley Hoffman and Morgan Johnson

The Love Letters of Jack Warren and Devon March, part 5
gathered by Riley Hoffman and Morgan Johnson

The Love Letters of Jack Warren and Devon March, part 6
gathered by Riley Hoffman and Morgan Johnson

Tart, part 1 of 4
by Roy Johnson

Tart, part 2 of 4
by Roy Johnson

Tart, part 3 of 4
by Roy Johnson

Tart, part 4 of 4
by Roy Johnson

On Parables
by Franz Kafka (with brief commentary by syndicated advice columnist the Giant Squid and Rob, his lab assistant)

A.D. 755 From the 1823 translation of the Anglo-Saxon Chronicle
by James Henry Ingram

Jeremy And The Lord
by Robert Y. Rabiee

The Hangman's Salon
by Tobias Seamon

Spellman, Bastion of Fine Sartorial Standards
by Irene Tejaratchi

The Maypole of Merry Mount
by Nathaniel Hawthorne

This Is Not A Story
by Erik Garner Warren

The Woodpecker and Blossom Hit the Road, part 1 of 4
by Jonathan Farlow

The Woodpecker and Blossom Hit the Road, part 2 of 4
by Jonathan Farlow

The Woodpecker and Blossom Hit the Road, part 3 of 4
by Jonathan Farlow

The Woodpecker and Blossom Hit the Road, part 4 of 4
by Jonathan Farlow

Deep Purple Dream
by Jerry Vilhotti

The Crispin and How She Learned the Secret of Swabian Leather Tanning, part 1 of 2
by Aurora Fadlan

The Crispin and How She Learned the Secret of Swabian Leather Tanning, part 2 of 2
by Aurora Fadlan

The Neighbour
by Franz Kafka

How To Take The Hunt Out Of The Hunter
by Jonathan Farlow

The Gingerbread Man
by David Erik Nelson

Little Wolff's Wooden Shoes
by Francois Coppee; adapted and translated by Alma J. Foster

Eyes of a Dead Man
by Jerry Vilhotti

Though I Sleep In Exile
by Adam Carl

The New Wine
by John Eidswick

Hall of Famers
by Stefan Kiesbye

A Report to an Academy, part 1 of 2
by Franz Kafka

A Report to an Academy, part 2 of 2
by Franz Kafka

A Report to an Academy: An Interview with the Ape
by Franz Kafka

The Mouse, The Bird, and the Sausage
collected by Jacob and Wilhelm Grimm

The Dog, the Pussy, the Ass, and the Cock (A Non-Pornographic Folktale)
collected by the PMjA Staff

Press Conference in an Apple Grove
by Fritz Swanson

The Tales of Indians
collected by the PMjA Staff from a Variety of Sources

Snorri and Harley go to the Moon
by Fritz Swanson

The Pearl Necklace
by Tom Sheehan

The Boy with the Crooked Mouth
by Tom Sheehan

Taking Leave (part 1 of 2)
by Gwendolyn Joyce Mintz

Taking Leave (part 2 of 2)
by Gwendolyn Joyce Mintz

The Boy Who Wouldn't Eat Cheese
by Tom Sheehan

Sedgwick Meets Satan (and things are never the same again)
by Ben Stroud

The Ingenious Patriot
by Ambrose Bierce

The Facts Concerning The Recent Carnival Of Crime In Connecticut (part 1 of 2)
by Mark Twain

The Facts Concerning The Recent Carnival Of Crime In Connecticut (part 2 of 2)
by Mark Twain

Blue
by David Erlewine

Uri
by J. Daniel Janzen

The Zigraffian Clock
by Howard Van Sherwood

The Lie
by Susan B. Townsend
6-19-2003

Growing Up
by Wayne Scheer
6-26-2003

Inch Lak Flinch
by Jerry Vilhotti
7-3-2003

Knowing (part 1 of 2)
by Gwendolyn Joyce Mintz
7-10-2003

Knowing (part 2 of 2)
by Gwendolyn Joyce Mintz
7-17-2003

Till Death Do Us Part
by Ryan J. Jack McDermott
7-24-2003

The Last Souvenir
by Ben Stroud
7-31-2003

Getting Paid
by Gwendolyn Joyce Mintz
8-7-2003

Tokens of Affection (part 1 of 2)
by Terence S. Hawkins
8-14-2003

Tokens of Affection (part 2 of 2)
by Terence S. Hawkins
8-21-2003

The Catted Anarchist
by Ambrose Bierce
8-28-2003

Lloyd Gets Free (part 1 of 2)
by Jennifer D. Pellerin
9-4-2003

Lloyd Gets Free (part 2 of 2)
by Jennifer D. Pellerin
9-11-2003

The Devil Leaves Mrs. Harbison (part 1 of 2)
by Ben Stroud
9-18-2003

The Devil Leaves Mrs. Harbison (part 2 of 2)
by Ben Stroud
9-25-2003

Nobody's Dead Yet
by Gwendolyn Joyce Mintz
10-2-2003

The Sagacious Rat
by Ambrose Bierce
10-9-2003

Lexicon Devil
by Margot August Woods
10-30-2003

Congress and the People
by Ambrose Bierce
12-18-2003

That Ain't No Star, Baby. That's a Police Helicopter!
by Jason Dulde
12-18-2003

The Twelfth Step
by Gwendolyn Joyce Mintz
12-25-2003

At the Carnival
by Ben Stroud
1-1-2004

Choosing a Path
by Susan B. Townsend
1-8-2004

Dancing Lessons (part 1 of 8)
by William Starr Moake
1-15-2004

Press Conference in an Apple Grove
by Fritz Swanson
1-22-2004

Dancing Lessons (part 2 of 8)
by William Starr Moake
1-29-2004

Dancing Lessons (part 3 of 8)
by William Starr Moake
2-5-2004

Dancing Lessons (part 4 of 8)
by William Starr Moake
2-12-2004

Dancing Lessons (part 5 of 8)
by William Starr Moake
2-19-2004

Dancing Lessons (part 6 of 8)
by William Starr Moake
2-26-2004

Dancing Lessons (part 7 of 8)
by William Starr Moake
3-4-2004

Dancing Lessons (part 8 of 8)
by William Starr Moake
3-11-2004

Working Nights
by Gwendolyn Joyce Mintz
3-18-2004

Borrowed Time
by Ann Hite
3-25-2004

Monsters Are Everywhere
By Michael P. McManus
4-1-2004

The Mistake
by R.A. Lubow
4-8-2004

The Remorse of Willy O'Ryan (parts 1, 2, 3 of 6)
by Barry Blumenfeld
4-15-2004

The Remorse of Willy O'Ryan (part 4 of 6)
by Barry Blumenfeld
5-6-2004

The Remorse of Willy O'Ryan (part 5 of 6)
by Barry Blumenfeld
5-13-2004

The Remorse of Willy O'Ryan (part 6 of 6)
by Barry Blumenfeld
5-20-2004

Trump Card (part 1 of 3)
by Gary Glauber
5-27-2004

Trump Card (part 2 of 3)
by Gary Glauber
6-3-2004

Trump Card (part 3 of 3)
by Gary Glauber
6-10-2004

Barry
by Ben Stroud
6-17-2004

Claim
by Gwendolyn Joyce Mintz
6-24-2004

Bail Bonds
by Geoffrey Baumgartner
7-1-2004

Vera
by Wayne H.W. Wolfson
7-8-2004

Vet Chelsea
by Raymond Niemi
7-15-2004

Arrows of Desire
by Michael Hulme
7-22-2004

An Event In Judea In The Consulates Of Galba And Sulla, In The 787th Year After The Foundation Of Rome
by Terence S. Hawkins
7-29-2004

Academic Standards
by Deidra Garcia
8-5-2004

The Morning After
by Jennifer Robinson
9-2-2004

To Hell in a Hand Basket
by Elaine Drennon Little
9-9-2004

Fire Worship
by Nathaniel Hawthorne
9-16-2004

Greg Hieronymus' Face is On Fire
by Antonio G. Hopson
9-23-2004

Tourist Pet
by Julio Peralta-Paulino
9-30-2004

A Grisly Start
(with Musical Accompaniment)

by Brian Willems
10-7-2004

Vulnerability of Grass
by Prakash Kona
10-14-2004

Drawings
by Tammy R. Kitchen
10-21-2004

The Two Corpses (A Russian Folktale)
as told by Rob Miller
10-28-2004

The Dogs Hold an Election (A Native American Folktale)
as told by Rob Miller
11-4-2004

A Joke Gone Too Far
by Maggie Keyserling
11-11-2004

The Pussy And The Cock (A Non-Pornographic Folktale)
by Aesop, collected by the PMjA Staff
11-18-2004

Ode To The Strong
by R.A. Lubow

Man Is Hopeless
by Julio Peralta-Paulino
12-2-2004

The Darkness At The Center Of Everything
by Terence S. Hawkins
12-9-2004

The Hare and the Tortoise
by Aesop, collected and edited by the PMjA Staff
12-16-2004

The Errors of Santa Claus
by Stephen Leacock
12-23-2004

Acts Of Contrition (part 1 of 2)
by Terence S. Hawkins
12-30-2004

Acts Of Contrition (part 2 of 2)
by Terence S. Hawkins
1-6-2005

Gopal And The Canaries
by Papa Osmubal
1-13-2005

Shuffle Up (And Deal)
by Susan DiPlacido
1-20-2005

Lonely Gus Gets Mugged
by Christina Delia
1-27-2005

The Student And The Box
by Papa Osmubal
2-3-2005

Citizen's Arrest
by John Gorman
2-10-2005

Passing Time
By Greg Rutter
2-17-2005

The Girl
by Rachel Lawrence
2-24-2005

I Went to See a Man Named Reggie
by Andy Henion
3-3-2005

Bellingham's Last Stand
by Matthew D. Tzuker
3-10-2005

Whatsoever Comes After
by David Coffman
3-17-2005

Saul's Dinner Party
by Christina Delia
3-24-2005

Red Berries
by Chase McGuire
3-31-2005

A Wide Ass And No Shame
by Gwendolyn Joyce Mintz
4-7-2005

The Beach Event
by Fritz Swanson
4-14-2005

So There I am Painting the House, Two Floors Up
by Tom Sheehan
4-21-2005

Ping Pang Qiu
by Dr. Christopher Kelen
4-28-2005

17th Century Anarchism
by Nicholas A. Vandermolen
5-5-2005

Till Tomorrow
by Julio Peralta-Paulino
5-12-2005

A Genuine Obstickle
by M. Kendra O'Neal
5-19-2005

Instead Of
by R.A. Lubow
5-26-2005

Crazy Head
by Gabriel Ricard
6-2-2005

Help
by Mike Pilola
6-9-2005

Nine Mile Post
by Patsy Covington
6-16-2005

Confession
by Raquel Laneri
6-23-2005

Haiku
by Foster Dickson
6-30-2005

Bride For A Day
by Gwendolyn Joyce Mintz
7-7-2005

The World's Gone Crazy and His Old Lady With It
by Hannah Holborn
7-14-2005

Sunday with Forbes (part 1 of 2)
by Don Fredd
7-21-2005

Sunday with Forbes (part 2 of 2)
by Don Fredd
7-28-2005

Crossed Wires (part 1 of 2)
by Terence S. Hawkins
8-4-2005

Crossed Wires (part 2 of 2)
by Terence S. Hawkins
8-11-2005

Modus Vivendi
by Tim Lantz
8-18-2005

Driving Self Destruction
by Mike Pilola
8-25-2005

Stuck Like Glue
by Errid Farland
9-1-2005

Hoo Doo
by Lee Ann Sontheimer Murphy
9-8-2005

A Man of Letters
by Karen Ackland
9-15-2005

A Brief Courtship of Tamatra, the Vagina-Free Woman
by Andy Henion
9-22-2005

The Imitation Fish
by Lucy Clifford
9-29-2005

Playing Barbies
by Gwendolyn Joyce Mintz
10-6-2005

The Three Little Ragamuffins
by Lucy Clifford
10-13-2005

The High Wire And The Long Drop
by Dr. Christopher Kelen
10-20-2005

Demonstrating His Love, Oz Battles the Infants
by Ryan Sloan
10-27-2005

The Good-Bye Hyena
by J.R. Salling
11-3-2005

The Northern Kingdom: 4 Minute Stories
by Papa Osmubal
11-10-2005

Almost Flushed
by R.A. Lubow
11-17-2005

Asymmetry
by Errid Farland
11-24-2005

Asthma
by Max Ross
12-1-2005

The Baby's Legs
by Lucy Clifford
12-8-2005

Must be Love
by Nadine Darling
12-15-2005

They Think It Is Funny
by Jason Polan
12-22-2005

Flight of Fancy
by Kenneth Darling
12-29-2005

The Cobbler's Children
by Lucy Clifford
1-5-2006

The Motorcyclist
by Dave Morrison
1-12-2006

Four Sci-Fi Biographies
by Noah Berlatsky
1-19-2006

The Firefly And The Mosquito
by Papa Osmubal
1-26-2006

Letter From Joshua To Alice
by Julio Peralta-Paulino
2-2-2006

So Be It
by Melissa Nation
2-9-2006

Wild Flames
by Uche Peter Umez
2-16-2006

GET DOWN MOTHER FUCKER
by Joel Van Noord
2-23-2006

The Day Sherman Had his Hat Blocked
by Corey Mesler
3-2-2006

The Sound of Going Away: Saturday Evening with Mrs. White
by Ray Sikes
3-9-2006

Turing's Graveyard
by Terence S. Hawkins
3-16-2006

Beastly Numbers
bt Kevin Coyle
3-23-2006

Dead Redhead
by Errid Farland
3-30-2006

Snow
by Jason Polan
4-6-2006

The Wind
by Papa Osmubal
4-13-2006

Scared Womanless
by Michael L Conley
4-20-2006

The Neb Of A Sexist, Murderous Affair
by Julio Peralta-Paulino
4-27-2006

Whorehouse
by Paul Kavanagh
5-4-2006

Betrayed by Basil Rathbone
By J. R. Salling
5-11-2006

Under The Bridge
by Uche Peter Umez
5-25-2006

The Diamond as Big as the Ritz
by F. Scott Fitzgerald
6-1-2006

How Pam Got A Blue Ribbon And Harvey Got Shot In The Butt
by Errid Farland
6-8-2006

Paper Boy
by Larry Gaffney
6-15-2006

Jumpin' and Shoutin' and Carryin' On
by Gwendolyn Joyce Mintz
6-22-2006

It's All in the Timing
by Errid Farland
6-29-2006

A Good Father
by Michelle Baron
7-6-2006

Interception
by Robin Slick
7-13-2006

The Driver
by Jason Polan
7-20-2006

Sex Education
by Ray Sikes
7-27-2006

High in the Himalayas
by T.R. Healy
8-3-2006

A Myth About Yes
by Caroline Henry
8-10-2006

Finished Too Late
by Errid Farland
8-17-2006

Jack Kerouac's Grave
by Robin Stratton
8-24-2006

About Cleaning Maxine's
by Gerald Budinski
8-31-2006

An Original Performance Art Piece
by David Holub
9-7-2006

Wannabe
by Dave Prescott
9-14-2006

When Meep Stays
by David Skinner
9-21-2006

Fighting Michael Jackson
by Ray Sikes
9-28-2006

72nd and Wabash, One Block off State Street
by J. A. Tyler
10-5-2006

Lester Gans
by Charles Langley

A Toast to Skink
by Tom Sheehan
10-19-2006

Horse Sense
by John Hawfield
10-26-2006

Before Visiting
by Colin Fleming
11-2-2006

Little Green Houses
by Cami Park
11-9-2006

Blonde and Blue Like the Moon
by John Beleskas
11-16-2006

First Love
by Gwendolyn Joyce Mintz
11-23-2006

A World in Black and White
by Ray Sikes
11-30-2006

Friend or Enemy?
by Kit Kelen and Vivian Kuan
12-7-2006

Brendan's Brother
by D.E. Fredd
12-14-2006

Wading
by Gwendolyn Joyce Mintz
12-21-2006

And Somewhere in the Horizon is Cuba
by Jessie Banhazl
12-28-2006

Are These Your Flip-Flops
by Logan Scherer
1-4-2007

Killing Kittens: My Living Hell
by DOMO-KUN
translated by Alex Kim
1-11-2007

Saturday Morning on the Way to the Mall
by Margaret B. Davidson
1-18-2007

No U's
by Kim Clark
1-25-2007

Success
by Kristy Athens
2-1-2007

Walking Away
by Norma Trent
2-8-2007

Who's the Fairest?
by Errid Farland
2-15-2007

The Blue Sweater
by Jason Polan
2-22-2007

A Merry Christmas
by Rhonda Parrish
3-1-2007

Maybe Next Year
by Wayne Scheer
3-8-2007

Gunnar Caspbury's Standing O
by M.K. Laughlin
3-15-2007

How to Win a Staring Match with a Building
by Adam Greenfield
3-22-2007

Shattering Crystal
by Gwendolyn Joyce Mintz
3-29-2007

The Road to Masonville
by Errid Farland
4-5-2007

The Chimpanzee Ate My Cookies
by Julie Ann Shapiro
4-12-2007

Mother and Daughter
by Timothy Gager
4-19-2007

Planet Gaby
by Julio Peralta-Paulino
4-26-2007

A Dozen Things
by Rhonda Parrish
5-3-2007

King Of Memory
by Jason Rice
5-10-2007

Come Springing
by Jnana Hodson
5-17-2007

Save the Turtles
by Joel Van Noord
5-24-2007

Marriage Portrait
by Peter Schwartz
5-31-2007

Evel Knievel and Me
by Ray Sikes
6-7-2007

Mike
by Ryan Priest
6-14-2007

So, What's in the Bag?
by David Skinner
6-21-2007

Ronald Jones Loves
by Nick Ostdick
6-28-2007

Cold Hard Steel
by M.J. Rizzella
7-5-2007

Boatful of Vets
by Terry Sanville
7-12-2007

The Duke's Black Bag
by Tom Sheehan
7-19-2007

Save the Turtles
by Joel Van Noord
7-26-2007

Maybe Today
by Gwendolyn Joyce Mintz
8-2-2007

The Purple Mai Tai Tiki Lounge
by Karen Bradley
8-9-2007

The Acrobat
by Jason Polan
8-16-2007

Like Leonardo's Notebooks
by Terence S. Hawkins

The Hammock
by Michael James Shafer
8-30-2007

Persavich Twice Over
by Steven Gillis
9-6-2007

Short Change
by Errid Farland
9-13-2007

Notes Toward a Unified Philosophy
by Nathan Tyree
9-20-2007

Surprise!
by Wayne Scheer

Elephants and Elvis
by Julie Ann Shapiro
10-4-2007

Pool Party
by Nathan Lee
10-11-2007

On the Occasion of Wet Cat
by Gavin S. Lambert
10-18-2007

Girls Rule The Spaceship
by Deborah Chilvers
10-25-2007

The Night Harold Killed Himself
by J.A. Tyler
11-1-2007

The Man Who Discovered GAY MAN
by Kevin Ahearn
11-8-2007

And Then He Ate Her
by Jason Polan
11-15-2007

Hankerings
by Errid Farland
11-22-2007

It Is an Adjustment
by Ashwini Ahuja
11-29-2007

Collateral Damage
by Catherine J.S. Lee
12-6-2007

Fast Learner
by Margaret B. Davidson
12-13-2007

Below the Falls
by Timmy Waldron
12-20-2007

A Disquieting Event Perpetrated on Phillip Marszalek, Gen. Mgr. of a Halston's Pharmacy
by David de Fina
12-27-2007

Baroque? No!
by Louis Khor
1-3-2008

Can I Get An Amen?
by Gwendolyn Joyce Mintz
1-10-2008

God's Wrath Is A Motherfucker
by Joseph Scott Rutledge
1-17-2008

A Certain Message
by Rob K. Omura
1-24-2008

The Browbridge Brothers
by Wayne Scheer
1-31-2008

Pool Dreams
by David Melody
2-7-2008

Five Examples of My Work
by Andy Henion
2-14-2008

Illustrated Math Teacher
by Mari Mitchell
2-21-2008

What Pelicans Know of Lemon Tart
by Julie Ann Shapiro and Kajsa Wiberg
2-28-2008

And Still We Fell
by Nathan Tyree
3-6-2008

Hammurabi's Not So Defunct Law
by Paul Skrabanek
3-13-2008

My Pecker
by Milan Smith
3-20-2008

Christmas Eve at the Petite Bouchette
by LaShawn M. Wanak
3-27-2008

Coffin Nails
by Sean McCabe
4-3-2008

Two Left of Center
by Matthew Longo
4-10-2008

Revolution
by Gwendolyn Joyce Mintz
4-17-2008

The Missing String
by Errid Farland
4-24-2008

Duodenum
by Benjamin Torbush
5-1-2008

I, Panderer
by Larry Gaffney
5-8-2008

Mary This Way
by Jason Rice
5-15-2008

Her Time
by Kirk Ort
5-22-2008

Souls of the Shoes
by Amanda Hodges Weir
5-29-2008

Oh Bear-Attack Pamphlet!
by Michael Ray Laemmle
6-5-2008

In Jeopardy
by Kenneth Radu
6-12-2008

An Unwelcome Warmth
by Matt Thomas
6-19-2008

One for the Road
by D.E. Fredd
6-26-2008

The Cinema
by Rod Hamon
7-3-2008

Her Own Lagoon
by Nathan Tyree
7-10-2008

Jodie's Bunny
by Doug Mathewson
7-17-2008

Mamaskin
by Noah Berlatsky
7-24-2008

Woven Stories
by Karen Bremer Masuda
7-31-2008

The Eighth Lines of Stories Never Written
(a Poor Mojo's Classic)

by Fritz Swanson
8-7-2008

A Brief Primer on the Grammar of Office
(a Poor Mojo's Classic)

by Margaret Lazarus Dean
8-14-2008

Dreaming Moriarty
(a Poor Mojo's Classic)

by Norman Lock
8-21-2008

A Fragment from Raymond Chandler's First Scenario for The Sopranos
(a Poor Mojo's Classic)

by Terence S. Hawkins
8-28-2008

Photoluminasssence
by Tantra Bensko
9-4-2008

Five Unfinished Stories about My Ex-Lover
by Thomas Kearnes
9-11-2008

1600 Pennsylvania
by Kirk Ort
9-18-2008

Big Enough
by Kristy Athens
9-25-2008

Last Round
by Mark Konkel
10-2-2008

Night in a Tree
by Richard Lee
10-9-2008

The Theatre of War
by Siamak Vossoughi
10-16-2008

The Flounderer
by Timothy Gager
10-23-2008

Vampire Bananas
by David R. Hughes
10-30-2008

Introduction
by John Woodington
11-6-2008

The One-Two
by Michael Pelc
11-13-2008

Class Trip
by Doug Mathewson
11-20-2008

Cavern Tavern
by Cathy Eaton
11-27-2008

Made in USA
by Paritosh Uttam
12-4-2008

How to Survive Madmen
by Brian Beise
12-11-2008

Soup's On
by Terry McKee
12-18-2008

Santa Gig
by Kevin C. Wilson
12-25-2008

One Day on Earth
by Rhonda Parrish
1-1-2009

Plan B
by Doug Mathewson
1-8-2009

Slip the Bright Lantango!
by Duke Ryder
1-15-2009

Caught Out
by Doug Mathewson
1-22-2009

Whiteman's Blood
by Onyenezi Chika Victor
1-29-2009

Friends, Other Half, Interior
by Jason Rice
2-5-2009

Angel Wings
by Gwendolyn Joyce Mintz
2-12-2009

They're My Arms Now
by Lane Kareska
2-19-2009

Zombies: A New Perspective
by Kevin Gaussoin
2-26-2009

Be A Man
by Eric Bennett
3-5-2009

South, Northsouth, Dude
by Michael McClenahan
3-12-2009

A Change of Heart
by Wayne Scheer
3-19-2009

Hairilyzation
by Tantra Bensko
3-26-2009

Did You Know Her Name?
by Scott Larson
4-2-2009

The Darkness
C.S. Bhagya
4-9-2009

Mrs. S
by Eric Suhem
4-16-2009

Always Be Closing
by Barry Basden
4-23-2009

Pizza Guy
by Andy Henion
4-30-2009

The Wreck of the Lizzie G.
by Michael Pelc

Legs
by Kenneth Radu
5-14-2009

Laser Hair Removal
by Trey Edgington
5-21-2009

Old Man, the Young Boy, and the Boat with the White Sail
by Joseph Modugno
5-28-2009

Prose Poem Fragment In Porn
by Julio Peralta-Paulino
6-4-2009

John's Dead Love
by Ryan Priest
6-11-2009

The Mortician's Angels
by RoAnna Sylver
6-18-2009

The Tea Party
by RoAnna Sylver
6-25-2009

Stevie
by Adam Moorad
7-2-2009

Decay
by Christina Frigo
7-9-2009

White Trash Heart
by Terence S. Hawkins
7-16-2009

Spelling Bee
by Terry Pearce
7-23-2009

Letter to the Devil
by Peter Schwartz
7-30-2009

The Love Letters of Jack Warren and Devon March, part 1
(a Poor Mojo's Classic)

gathered by Riley Hoffman and Morgan Johnson
8-6-2009

The Love Letters of Jack Warren and Devon March, part 2
(a Poor Mojo's Classic)

gathered by Riley Hoffman and Morgan Johnson
8-13-2009

The Love Letters of Jack Warren and Devon March, part 4
(a Poor Mojo's Classic)

gathered by Riley Hoffman and Morgan Johnson
8-20-2009

The Love Letters of Jack Warren and Devon March, part 6
(a Poor Mojo's Classic)

gathered by Riley Hoffman and Morgan Johnson
8-27-2009

White
by Simon Groth
9-3-2009

A Troubled Man
by Errid Farland
9-10-2009

Thursday, Big Spring, Texas
by Gary Presley
9-17-2009

Touching Me, Touching You
by Emily Dufton
9-24-2009

The Con Job
by Michael Pelc
10-1-2009

One Day In Summer
by Ken Goldman
10-8-2009

Philip
by Jason Rice
10-15-2009

The Poet and the Half-way House
by Tom Sheehan
10-22-2009

Les Brers in A Minor
by Ray Sikes
10-29-2009

They Did Not Know Each Other
by Jason Polan
11-5-2009

A Comparative Review of Two Michigan Hotels
(an unpublished and unexpurgated 2009 article from Great Lake Travel Companion, a quarterly magazine)

by Will Bernardara, Jr.
11-12-2009

High Tops
by Doug Mathewson
11-19-2009

Sunday Delivery
by Ben Langdon
11-26-2009

Confession of a Stalker
by Wayne Scheer
12-3-2009

From LOLcats to Cake Breaks
by Joel Van Noord
12-10-2009

Timber!!!
by Thomas Sullivan
12-17-2009

A Christmas Carol for Jim W.
by Ray Sikes
12-24-2009

The Favorite Pastime
by Lewis Manalo
12-31-2009

Aftermath
by Stuart Sharp
1-7-2010

Friday Morning 3 AM
by Michael Pelc
1-14-2010

Blackberry Winter
by Ann Hite
1-21-2010

I'll Take Care of You
by Richard Lee Ives
1-28-2010

The Problem with Tats
by Eric Bennett
2-4-2010

Antique Heroin
by Eric Suhem
2-11-2010

End of the Punch Line
by Nathaniel Williams
2-18-2010

A Little Something for Your Trouble
by Andy Henion
2-25-2010

Hollow Edge
by Simon Groth
3-4-2010

The Deer Park
by Kevin P. Keating
3-11-2010

College Life
by N.L.A. Brock
3-18-2010

Bloody Mystery
by Michael Pelc
3-25-2010

The Birth of Madam Satan
by Helen R. Peterson
4-1-2010

J.D. Salinger's Tobacco Dependency
by Robert Anthony Natiello
4-8-2010

Truck Stop
by Huston Lowell
4-15-2010

The Great Outdoors, Adventures In
by Gabriel Ricard
4-22-2010

Sweet Youth
by Kenneth Radu
4-29-2010

After The Olympics
by Joshua Willey
5-6-2010

Tip-Toeing Through My Diary
by Gene Barry
5-13-2010

Things Got Weird
by Luminator Thelms
5-20-2010

On Being Mugged by One's Own Emotions, a Fictional Memoir
by Decker Schott-Noonan
5-27-2010

Bahama Lime
by Ann Hite
6-3-2010

CVS
by Emily Dufton
6-10-2010

Seymour the Seasick Seal
by Michael Pelc
6-17-2010

Delacroix
by Wayne Wolfson
6-24-2010

Getting Paid
(a Poor Mojo's Classic)

by Gwendolyn Joyce Mintz
7-1-2010

This Is Not A Story
by Erik Garner Warren
7-8-2010

Sedgwick Meets Satan (and things are never the same again)
(a Poor Mojo's Classic)

by Ben Stroud

Press Conference in an Apple Grove
(a Poor Mojo's Classic)

by Fritz Swanson
7-22-2010

Snorri and Harley go to the Moon
(a Poor Mojo's Classic)

by Fritz Swanson
7-29-2010

B.O.B.
by Gwendolyn Joyce Mintz
8-5-2010

The Dream of Miss Sissy N--
by Edgar Mason
8-12-2010

A Good Catchphrase
by Wayne Scheer
8-19-2010

The Comforts of Woman
by Steven Stafford
8-26-2010

Twilight of the Idols
by Roger Poppen
9-2-2010

Polysomnogram
by Simon Groth
9-9-2010

A Discarded Spell
by Ann Hite
9-16-2010

Snake Hunt
by Luminator Thelms
9-23-2010

The Voice
by Michael Pelc
9-30-2010

So Very Cliché
by Gary Presley
10-7-2010

Spark
by Jason Rice
10-14-2010

The Jar
by Gwendolyn Joyce Mintz
10-21-2010

Edward Witherspoon's Casket Window
by Tim Christian
10-28-2010

Worst That Could Happen
by J. Kubusch
11-4-2010

Tornado
by Gail Taylor
11-11-2010

All the Rage in the World
by Andy Henion
11-18-2010

John Inglefield's Thanksgiving
by Nathaniel Hawthorne
11-25-2010

Chickamauga
by Ambrose Bierce
12-2-2010

A Baby Tramp
by Ambrose Bierce
12-9-2010

Toms River
by Joseph Modugno
12-16-2010

The Christmas Club
by Allen Kopp
12-23-2010

Black and Mild
by Joshua Willey
12-30-2010

The Mantel Clock
by Tim Christian
1-6-2011

The Sphinx
by Edgar Allan Poe
1-13-2011

S & M on the L Train
by Steve Abney
1-20-2011

Was Earl
by Julie Ann Weinstein
2-3-2011

Born Free
by Eric Suhem
2-3-2011

Paco in Heaven
by Michael Pelc
2-10-2011

Rejected Curios: Joe Louie Armstrong's "Valved Bugle"
by David Erik Nelson
2-17-2011

All
by Gregory Liffick
2-24-2011

Waiting
by Nikhita Venugopal
3-3-2011

Midnight on the M Line
by Steve Abney
3-10-2011

The Commando-Spy
by Luminator Thelms
3-17-2011

On Beginnings
by Ben Murphy
3-24-2011

Distributive Economic Techniques
by Tim Christian
3-31-2011

Obsidian
by Gwendolyn Joyce Mintz
4-7-2011

Saint Paulie's Curve
by Joshua Meander
4-14-2011

Yellow-maned Invaders
by J.D. Willoughby
4-21-2011

Hubie Siskel Is No Hero
by Andy Henion
4-28-2011

Over the Dark Waters of the Vltava
by Joseph Modugno
5-5-2011

A Faster, More Scalable Afterlife
(a Poor Mojo's Classic)

by Jason Michael
5-12-2011

Another Locked Room
(a Poor Mojo's Classic)

by David Erik Nelson
5-19-2011

On Parables
(a Poor Mojo's Classic)

by Franz Kafka (with brief commentary by Poor Mojo's Giant Squid and his lab assistant, Rob Miller)
5-26-2011

Terminal Note
by Poor Mojo's Giant Squid
7-7-2011

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