Poor Mojo's Almanac(k)
THE GIANT SQUID ARCHIVES
Ask The Giant Squid: Young Love

14-14-2000

Ask The Giant Squid: Dickens Conundrum

14-14-2000

Ask The Giant Squid: Good Will Towards Men

14-14-2000

Ask The Giant Squid: Life and Limb

14-14-2000

Ask The Giant Squid: Squid Epistemology

14-14-2000

Ask The Giant Squid: Of Printers and Monkey Skulls

15-15-2000

Ask The Giant Squid: Kevin's Mother

15-15-2000

Ask The Giant Squid: Submariner Surprise

15-15-2000

Ask The Giant Squid: Squid Ennui

15-15-2000

Ask The Giant Squid: Busy this Friday?

15-15-2000

Ask The Giant Squid: Looking for Mr. Yoda-Poo

15-15-2000

Ask The Giant Squid: Mr. Beepers' Mom

15-15-2000

Ask The Giant Squid: A Cavalcade of Quick Questions

15-15-2000

Ask The Giant Squid: Of Copyrights and Men

15-15-2000

Ask The Giant Squid: The Question of Sharks

15-15-2000

Ask The Giant Squid: Regarding Spread-Spectrum, Hedy Lamarr and Chloe's Red Nokia 5120

15-15-2000

Ask The Giant Squid: And the Band Played On

15-15-2000

Ask The Giant Squid: All Creatures, Great and Sadistic

15-15-2000

Ask The Giant Squid: On Fashion & Panic

15-15-2000

Ask The Giant Squid: Boxers or Briefs?

15-15-2000

Ask the Giant Squid: Are These Questions From Finland?

15-15-2000

Ask the Giant Squid: . . .

1-11-2001

Ask the Giant Squid: A Sniveling Little Dirt-Ape is Hiding in his Filthy, Cramped Domicile.

1-18-2001

Ask the Giant Squid: The Occasional Hells of Ohio

1-25-2001

Ask the Giant Squid: Was Man Made to Suffer?

2-1-2001

Ask the Giant Squid: Love (and Frenchmen) Be Not Proud

2-8-2001

Ask the Giant Squid: Fried Human Scalps and Treasonous Offerings . . . These Are a Few of My Favorite Things.

2-15-2001

Ask the Giant Squid: Threats from an Imprisoned Theme Park Attraction.

2-22-2001

Ask The Giant Squid: How Many Licks?

3-1-2001

Ask The Giant Squid: My Brain is Huge!

3-8-2001

Ask The Giant Squid: Don't Ask the Devil for a Date

3-15-2001

Ask The Giant Squid: Raymond Carver Can Suck It

3-22-2001

Ask The Giant Squid: Papists Beware

3-29-2001

Ask the Giant Squid: Bad Attitude or Bad Ass?

4-5-2001

Ask the Giant Squid: Ah, Lab Rat, My Lab Rat

4-12-2001

Ask The Giant Squid: Allison, I Know This World is Killing You

4-19-2001

Ask The Giant Squid: Ugly and Stupid Men

4-26-2001

Ask The Giant Squid: Advice for Fashion Designers

5-3-2001

Ask The Giant Squid: Three Questions from Lil Jenny, Age 9

5-10-2001

Ask The Giant Squid: I Am Not a Man!

5-17-2001

Ask The {Sally McBootykins}: Something Old, Something New, Something Borrowed, Something Splendiferous and Cruel

5-24-2001

Ask The {Sally McBootykins}: THE BIG AMERICAN

5-31-2001

Ask The {Sally McBootykins}: Memphis, Abode of the Gods:Big American: Chapter Two

6-7-2001

Ask The {Sally McBootykins}: Memphis, Abode of the Gods?Big American Chapter Three

6-14-2001

Ask The {Sally McBootykins}: On the Road AgainBig American Chapter Four

6-21-2001

Ask The {Sally McBootykins}: Orlando? Big American Chapter Five

6-28-2001

Ask The {Sally McBootykins}: Georgia on My Mind--A Mini-Georgics, part one Big American Chapter Six

7-5-2001

Ask The {Sally McBootykins}: Road Side McDonald's--A Mini-Georgics, part two Big American Chapter Seven

7-12-2001

Ask The {Sally McBootykins}: Uranium, Deep Beneath the Surface of the Earth, Can Control Our Spirits--A Mini-Georgics, part three Big American Chapter Eight

7-19-2001

Ask The {Sally McBootykins}: Uncle Fried--A Mini-Georgics, part four Big American Chapter Nine

7-26-2001

Ask The {Sally McBootykins}: The Lazy Alligator--A Mini-Georgics, part five Big American Chapter Ten

8-2-2001

Ask The {Sally McBootykins}: I Too, In Arcadia Be, or, Georgia on My Mind Redux--A Mini-Georgics, part six Big American Chapter Eleven

8-9-2001

Ask The {Sally McBootykins}: How Many Matters Must a Man Attend? Big American Chapter Twelve

8-16-2001

Ask The {Sally McBootykins}: In New Orleans Big American Chapter Thirteen

8-23-2001

Ask The {Sally McBootykins}: Night of the Walking Dead Big American Chapter Fourteen

8-30-2001

Ask The {Sally McBootykins}: Night of the Mistress Quickly Roadshow Big American Chapter Fifteen

9-6-2001

Ask The {Sally McBootykins}: CONFLAGRATION Big American Chapter Sixteen

9-13-2001

Ask The {Sally McBootykins}: McSweeneys: Is It Mustering a Vast Army of the Undead in Caverns Beneath New Orleans, or Is That Someone Else? Big American Chapter Seventeen

14-14-2001

Ask The {Sally McBootykins}: Dr. Shakespeare Says Goodbye, Big American Chapter Eighteen

14-14-2001

Ask The Giant Squid: End Game; All That Rises Must Certainly Converge Big American Epilogue

15-15-2001

Ask The Giant Squid: Bragging and Screwing your Ancestors

15-15-2001

Ask The Giant Squid: An Insult to the Memory of Sathva Gradest

15-15-2001

Ask The Giant Squid: "an Indian, digged by some out of his grave"; or, an Absolutely True Account of the History of the ThankYouGiving Day (except the bit about the Spider God, which is educated conjecture)

15-15-2001

Ask The Giant Squid: Hell, 12 Foot Square; or, the Early Career of Savage Squid Clay, a Pugilistic Passion Play, Part I

15-15-2001

Ask The Giant Squid: Hell, 12 Foot Square; or, the Early Career of Savage Squid Clay, a Pugilistic Passion Play, Part II

15-15-2001

Ask The Giant Squid: Or a Butterfly Dreaming of Being a Chinamen

15-15-2001

Ask The Giant Squid: A Christ's Mass Carol

15-15-2001

Ask The Giant Squid: Squids of Steel, Abs of Squid

13-13-2002

Ask The Giant Squid: What now, Ry'Leh?

13-13-2002

Ask The Giant Squid: The Manifold Joys of Man, You Fat Idiot

13-13-2002

Ask The Giant Squid: Giant Squid F.A.Q. Part The First

13-13-2002

Ask The Giant Squid: Giant Squid F.A.Q. Part The Second

13-13-2002

Ask The Giant Squid: Monkey vs. Sea Horse

13-13-2002

Ask The Giant Squid: Lincoln's Chinese New Year

13-13-2002

Ask The Giant Squid: Giant Squid F.A.Q. Part The Third

13-13-2002

Ask The Giant Squid: Giant Squid F.A.Q. Part The Fourth

13-13-2002

Ask The Giant Squid: Giant Squid F.A.Q. Part The Fifth

13-13-2002

Ask The Giant Squid: Villain, I

13-13-2002

Ask The Giant Squid: Two Turntables and a Microphone

13-13-2002

Ask The Giant Squid: A Hip, a Hop, a Hippy to the Hippy to the Hip Hip Hop

13-13-2002

Ask The Giant Squid: Or a Butterfly Dreaming of Being a Chinamen Redux

13-13-2002

Ask The Giant Squid: To Everything, Twirl Twirl Twirl, There is a Season, Twirl Twirl

13-13-2002

Ask The Giant Squid: Squids Eye Have Known, part 1 of 3

13-13-2002

Ask The Giant Squid: Squids Eye Have Known, part 2 of 3

13-13-2002

Ask The Giant Squid: Squids Eye Have Known, part 3 of 3

13-13-2002

Ask The Giant Squid: A Republic of Squid, not Men

13-13-2002

Ask The Giant Squid: Kainotophobia, Its Causes and Consequents

13-13-2002

Ask The Giant Squid: Regarding the Interpretation of Dreams

14-14-2002

Ask The Giant Squid: The Giant Squid presents MonkeyZen, grouping the first, item one of three

14-14-2002

Ask The Giant Squid: The Giant Squid presents MonkeyZen, grouping the first, item two of three

14-14-2002

Ask The Giant Squid: The Giant Squid presents MonkeyZen, grouping the first, item three of three

14-14-2002

Ask The Giant Squid: Anne Landers, Palm Pilot

14-14-2002

Ask The Giant Squid: The Giant Squid presents MonkeyZen, grouping the second, item one of three

8-1-2002

Ask The Giant Squid: The Giant Squid presents MonkeyZen, grouping the second, item two of three

8-8-2002

Ask The Giant Squid: The Giant Squid presents MonkeyZen, grouping the second, item three of three

8-15-2002

Ask The Giant Squid: Where in the World is Mysterious Mike?

8-22-2002

Ask The Giant Squid: The Giant Squid presents MonkeyZen, grouping the third, item one of three

8-29-2002

Ask The Giant Squid: The Giant Squid presents MonkeyZen, grouping the third, item two of three

9-5-2002

Ask The Giant Squid: The Giant Squid presents MonkeyZen, grouping the third, item three of three

9-12-2002

Ask The Giant Squid: A Taxonomy of Ups; or, a Better Reference viz. the Moods of a Squid Using Meals as a Guide

9-19-2002

Ask The Giant Squid: Washington, Watergate and the New World, its Order

9-26-2002

Ask The Giant Squid: Must the Race Be For the Swift?

10-3-2002

Ask The Giant Squid: Abusive Asshole Needs His Shit Fucked Up Good So He Can Know What It Fucking Feels Like

10-10-2002

Ask The Giant Squid: Abusive Asshole Needs His Shit Fucked Up Good So He Can Know What It Fucking Feels Like

10-17-2002

Ask The Giant Squid: "Almanac(k)" Indeed! (An Almanac Item)

10-24-2002

Ask The Giant Squid: What Has Love Got To Do, Got To Do With It?

10-31-2002

Ask The Giant Squid: Is This Some Kind of Sick JOKE?

11-7-2002

Ask The Giant Squid: What Has Love Got To Do, Got To Do With It? Redux

11-14-2002

Ask The Giant Squid: And This, It Is for My Homies Who Did Not Make It

11-21-2002

Ask The Giant Squid: Thanks to Giving

11-28-2002

Ask The Giant Squid: I Could Not Stop For Death, But It Made Little Difference

12-5-2002

Ask The Giant Squid: The (Sunken) Island of Lost Toys

12-12-2002

Ask The Giant Squid: Contraindications and Kashrut

12-19-2002

Ask The Giant Squid: Kristall Mas, or Gift in German and English

12-26-2002

Ask The Giant Squid: Of Brigandry and Advice on the High Seas

1-2-2003

Notes From The Giant Squid: Number Theory, Numerology and The Hearts of All Things

1-9-2003

Notes From The Giant Squid: A Camgirl Manifesto

1-16-2003

Notes From The Giant Squid: The Cambrian Revolution

1-23-2003

Notes From The Giant Squid: Upon the Razored Edge

1-30-2003

Notes From The Giant Squid: Domo Arogato, Mr. Squidato

2-6-2003

Notes From The Giant Squid: T'would be the Dawning of an Age of Aquariums (An Almanac Item)

2-13-2003

Notes From The Giant Squid: Wherefore is the Love?

2-20-2003

Notes From The Giant Squid: Team Squid Looks Out For YOU! or; Live The Sex a Long Time!

2-27-2003

Notes From The Giant Squid: Brief Notes on That Which is Published this Week

3-6-2003

Notes From The Giant Squid: More Matters Numeric and Strange

3-13-2003

Notes From The Giant Squid: Doctor Roper, Party Animal of the Dead

3-20-2003

Notes From The Giant Squid: On the James Madison System of Weights and Measures (An Almanac Item)

3-27-2003

Notes From The Giant Squid: Ode to the Loves Lost

4-3-2003

Notes From The Giant Squid: Colossal?!?

4-10-2003

Notes From The Giant Squid: Sang's Tale

4-17-2003

Notes From The Giant Squid: Eating

4-24-2003

Notes From The Giant Squid: From Beyond the Grave

5-1-2003

Notes From The Giant Squid: On the Inconsequentiality of Size, or Colossal I Choose Not

5-8-2003

Notes From The Giant Squid: Or Was It Just a Bright and Shinning Lie

5-15-2003

Notes From The Giant Squid: Pining for the "Old-School Atari Shit"

5-22-2003

Notes From The Giant Squid: Sunrise-Sunset (An Almanac Item)

5-29-2003

Notes From The Giant Squid: My Time as a Child of the '80s

6-5-2003

Notes From The Giant Squid: It All Progresses Swimmingly

6-12-2003

Notes From The Giant Squid: Engineering and the Disabled

6-19-2003

Notes From The Giant Squid: Brief Notes on These Recentmost Offerings of This Fine Publication

6-26-2003

Notes From The Giant Squid: A Tour of the Lab (part 1)

7-3-2003

Notes From The Giant Squid: A Tour of the Lab (part 2)

7-10-2003

Notes From The Giant Squid: A Tour of the Lab, (part 3)

7-17-2003

Notes From The Giant Squid: Lord High Shitkicker, Atari Champion, and Lord-Architeuthis-for-a-Week in the Muthafuckin' Hizzouse!

7-24-2003

Notes From The Giant Squid: Her Last Chance for the Intercourse of Nativity

7-31-2003

Notes From The Giant Squid: Candidate Squid

8-7-2003

Notes From The Giant Squid: Swing Low, Sweetened Chariot

8-14-2003

Notes From The Giant Squid: Hey Ladies!

8-21-2003

Notes From The Giant Squid: Freedom to Fear, for You and Me

8-28-2003

Notes From The Giant Squid: A Mate With Whom to Run

9-4-2003

Notes From The Giant Squid: Guns of Brixton

9-11-2003

Notes From The Giant Squid: Brief Notings and Thoughts on the Week's Offerings Literary Three

9-18-2003

Notes From The Giant Squid: Genital Warts, Their Lives and Times, and Even Greater Issues of Trust

9-25-2003

Notes from the Giant Squid: An Accurate Pre-Accounting of the Temperament, External and Internal, for the Month of OctoBear (An Almanac Item)

10-2-2003

Notes from the Giant Squid: An Electorate, Well Reasoned and Good

10-9-2003

Notes from the Giant Squid: The Vice-President Saga, Part the First

10-30-2003

A Thanksgiving Day Message from the Giant Squid

12-18-2003

Notes from the Giant Squid: The Vice-President Saga, Part the Second

12-18-2003

Notes from the Giant Squid: So This Is Christmas

12-25-2003

Notes from the Giant Squid: Synopticon

1-1-2004

Ask the Giant Squid: The Biggest Squid

1-8-2004

Notes from the Giant Squid: You Know What They Say About The Size Of A Squid's Color Display, Don't You? I Don't Either.

1-15-2004

Notes from the Giant Squid: Moonward, the Singing Squid Goes.

1-22-2004

Notes from the Giant Squid: A Clark to Call Mine Own

1-29-2004

Notes from the Giant Squid: The Primary Architeuthis

2-5-2004

Notes from the Giant Squid: I Accept! I Accept! You To Me Bring The Liking, You Really Do! OnWard!

2-12-2004

Notes from the Giant Squid: My Democratic Debacle

2-19-2004

Notes from the Giant Squid: Sweet, Free Mason

2-26-2004

Notes from the Giant Squid: Comestibles, They Are A-Coming to Get You!

3-4-2004

Notes from the Giant Squid: His Name, It Is My Name, Too?

3-11-2004

Notes from the Giant Squid: You Should Be in Pictures!

3-18-2004

Notes from the Giant Squid: Diachronic Illustrative Diagrams; part the first of an ongoing or intermittent series

3-25-2004

Notes from the Giant Squid: To Bed In Turn

4-1-2004

Notes from the Giant Squid: The Things I Now

4-8-2004

Notes from the Giant Squid: Diachronic Illustrative Diagrams; part the second of an ongoing or intermittent series

4-15-2004

Notes from the Giant Squid: Mayday! Mayday! The Terrors of May (An Almanac Item)

5-6-2004

Notes from the Giant Squid: Diachronic Illustrative Diagrams; part the third of an ongoing or intermittent series

5-13-2004

Notes from the Giant Squid: I Now Do Join the Solution

5-20-2004

Notes from the Giant Squid: Diachronic Illustrative Diagrams; part the fourth of an ongoing or intermittent series

5-27-2004

Notes from the Giant Squid: In the Dissolution of Grammar We Do Wisdom Find

6-3-2004

Notes from the Giant Squid: Diachronic Illustrative Diagrams; part the fifth of an ongoing or intermittent series

6-10-2004

Notes from the Giant Squid: We Send Our Prayers to You, Bates Alan.

6-17-2004

Notes from the Giant Squid: Squidsummer Night's Dream

6-24-2004

Notes from the Giant Squid: Diachronic Illustrative Diagrams; part the sixth of an ongoing or intermittent series

7-1-2004

Notes from the Giant Squid: Diachronic Illustrative Diagrams; part the seventh of an ongoing or intermittent series

7-8-2004

Notes from the Giant Squid: Art, the Leviathan, and Murphy's Bed

7-15-2004

Notes from the Giant Squid: They Are Simply Angered, For They Are Not Me

7-22-2004

Notes from the Giant Squid: It Is All In Regards to the Pussy

7-29-2004

Notes from the Giant Squid: Love and Her Achievements

8-5-2004

Notes from the Giant Squid: It Need Not All Be About the Benjamins When Interest is Sufficient

9-2-2004

Notes from the Giant Squid: Things to Think About

9-9-2004

Notes from the Giant Squid: The Heinie Dance of Victory

9-16-2004

Notes From the Giant Squid: The Illuminated Membership of the Ancient Sino-Ordum

9-23-2004

Notes from the Giant Squid: The Month of OctoBear: A time of Reckoning, Reaving and Harvest (An Almanac Item)

9-30-2004

Notes from the Giant Squid: Have You Heard the one Concerning the Agronomists, the Mollusk, his Lab Assistant and the Nubile Daughterspawn from a Dimension Beyond Time?

10-7-2004

Notes from the Giant Squid: Our Victories Should Have Been Far from Debatable

10-14-2004

Notes from the Giant Squid: Losin' my Tempe'

10-21-2004

Notes from the Giant Squid: The Hollow Eve

10-28-2004

Notes from the Giant Squid: Whither, these years, the Hollowed Evenings?

11-4-2004

Notes from the Giant Squid: You Should Be in Pictures! Redux

11-11-2004

Tales of the Giant Squid: So, This is November

11-18-2004

Notes from the Giant Squid: Of Victory, ThanksGiving and Mercy

11-25-2004

Ask the Giant Squid: The Facts About Us

12-2-2004

Ask the Giant Squid: The Egg, She Is Primary

12-9-2004

Tales of the Giant Squid: A Sickness and a Death (part 1.)

12-16-2004

Notes from the Giant Squid: The Gift of the O. Henry

12-23-2004

An Almanac(k) Item: Predictions for 2005, Monthly

12-30-2004

Tales of the Giant Squid: A Year and a Day (part one of thirteen)

1-6-2005

Tales of the Giant Squid: A Sickness and a Death (part 2.)

1-13-2005

Tales of the Giant Squid: A Sickness and a Death (part 3.)

1-20-2005

An Almanac(k) Item: Maximum Tumescences for Febro, the Month of Love

1-27-2005

Tales of the Giant Squid: A Year and a Day (part two of thirteen)

2-3-2005

Tales of the Giant Squid: Molly in Wonderland

2-10-2005

Ask the Giant Squid: Of "Saint" Valentine, Wolves and the Variance of the Breasts

2-17-2005

Visions of the Giant Squid: Meditations on Diversity, Vol 1

2-24-2005

Tales of the Giant Squid: A Year and a Day (part three of thirteen)

3-3-2005

Notes from the Giant Squid: My Friend, My Enemy, My Frenemy

3-10-2005

Tales of the Giant Squid: A Year and a Day (part three-and-one-half of thirteen)

3-17-2005

Ask The Giant Squid: Giant Squid F.A.Q. Redux, Part The Sixth (and Final?)

3-24-2005

Ask the Giant Squid: The Biggest Squid, A Clarification

3-31-2005

Tales of the Giant Squid: A Year and a Day (part four of thirteen)

4-7-2005

Notes from the Giant Squid: April is the Foolest Month

4-14-2005

Notes from the Giant Squid: President Squid Addresses the Nation viz. This Papal Conclave

4-21-2005

Visions of the Giant Squid: The Green Glisten of a Squid Deferred

4-28-2005

Tales of the Giant Squid: A Year and a Day (part five of thirteen)

5-5-2005

Ask the Giant Squid: The Loneliness of the Long-Tentacled Squid

5-12-2005

Ask the Giant Squid: Extraordinary Popular Delusions And The Madness Of Courtney

5-19-2005

Notes from the Giant Squid: Concerning the Governance of These United States, A Primer (pt. 1)

5-26-2005

Tales of the Giant Squid: A Year and a Day (part six of thirteen)

6-2-2005

Ask the Giant Squid: I Eat Cannibals

6-9-2005

Notes from the Giant Squid: Concerning the Governance of These United States, A Primer (pt. 2)

6-16-2005

Visions of the Giant Squid: To Eat a Cat (also, with instructions for knitting a squid hat for your infant)

6-23-2005

Notes from the Giant Squid: Concerning the Governance of These United States, A Primer (pt. 3)

6-30-2005

Tales of the Giant Squid: A Year and a Day (part seven of thirteen)

7-7-2005

Notes from the Giant Squid: The President I Admire Most, Peanuts and All

7-14-2005

Notes from the Giant Squid: Concerning the Governance of These United States, A Primer (pt. 4)

7-21-2005

Ask the Giant Squid: I Am Feeling It

7-28-2005

Tales of the Giant Squid: A Year and a Day (part eight of thirteen)

8-4-2005

Ask the Giant Squid: Advice for Snitches in the Family

8-11-2005

Ask the Giant Squid: Kaitlin, Why the Show-Offery?

8-18-2005

Notes from the Giant Squid: Items for the Giant Squid Presidential Library (currently unestablished)

8-25-2005

Visions of the Giant Squid: Acquisitions of the Giant Squid Presidential Library; Schoolchildren's Drawings of the President (part 1)

9-1-2005

Tales of the Giant Squid: A Year and a Day (part nine of thirteen)

9-8-2005

Ask The Giant Squid: On The Issue Of Exo-Mates And Their Exo-Spawn

9-15-2005

Ask the Giant Squid: That Which Might Occur in Pockets

9-22-2005

Visions of the Giant Squid: Acquisitions of the Giant Squid Presidential Library; Schoolchildren's Drawings of the President (part 2)

9-29-2005

Notes from the Giant Squid: On The Recent Sighting Of Lost Loves And The Feeling Of Having A Limb Forcibly Removed By The Japanese

10-6-2005

Tales of the Giant Squid: A Year and a Day (part ten of thirteen)

10-13-2005

Ask the Giant Squid: Looking to Date?

10-20-2005

An Almanac(k) Item: Dichotoyou, Dichotomy

10-27-2005

Tales of the Giant Squid: A Year and a Day (part eleven of thirteen)

11-3-2005

Tales of the Giant Squid: A Year and a Day (part twelve of thirteen)

11-10-2005

Notes from the Giant Squid: The Squidcast Experience

11-17-2005

Ask the Giant Squid: Power Anchor Animals, Composition and the Definition of 'WE'

11-24-2005

Ask the Giant Squid: Only Exactly What It Is

12-1-2005

Notes from the Giant Squid: The Non-Podcast and the Curse of Radio Shack

12-8-2005

Ask the Giant Squid: Midget Vs Lion

12-15-2005

Ask the Giant Squid: A Christ's Mass Carol (An Abortive Redux)

12-22-2005

Visions of the Giant Squid: Acquisitions of the Giant Squid Presidential Library; Schoolchildren's Drawings of the President (part 3)

12-29-2005

Tales of the Giant Squid: A Year and a Day (Part Thirteen of Thirteen)

1-5-2006

Ask the Giant Squid: Going Far to Get the Carry-Out

1-12-2006

Ask the Giant Squid: Give Us This Day Our Daily Day

1-19-2006

Notes from the Giant Squid: Of Being Unthroned By A Grinning Chimp, And The Difficulty Of Purchasing And Consuming Bagels While In A Pressurized Travel-Suit

1-26-2006

Visions of the Giant Squid: Give Unto Me That Dirty Love

2-2-2006

Ask the Giant Squid: How Do You Defend Yourself From Fate?

2-9-2006

Ask the Giant Squid: The Times Get Tougher, And The Contractions Begin

2-16-2006

Ask the Giant Squid: American Gigolo

2-23-2006

Notes from the Giant Squid: Navigating the Muddy Waters of Craig's List

3-2-2006

Ask the Giant Squid: Can I Yet Rawk This World?

3-9-2006

Ask the Giant Squid: Weaken the Levee and the Waters Shall Do Your Work, My Dear Little Pajama Squid

3-16-2006

Ask the Giant Squid: A Mythos Architeuthos

3-23-2006

Ask the Giant Squid: Camp Fire Island Tales

3-30-2006

Ask the Giant Squid: In Search of Teachers Working in this Research Field?

4-6-2006

Ask the Giant Squid: And He Looked Upon His Works And Saw They Were Good

4-13-2006

Ask the Giant Squid: Conundra Sexualis

4-20-2006

Tales of the Giant Squid: Rolling the D20 of Destiny

4-27-2006

Notes from the Giant Squid: Tricks Most Crude and Craven

5-4-2006

Ask the Giant Squid: Trapped within the Cubicle Farm, Stewing in My Self-Same Juices

5-11-2006

Ask the Giant Squid: Our Nostalgia and Melancholia

5-25-2006

Notes from the Giant Squid: The poisoning of Caltrops and the creation of the Scarecrow, (the D20 of Destiny continued)

6-1-2006

Ask the Giant Squid: Secondary Consumerism

6-8-2006

Ask the Giant Squid: For I Have Become Blane, Destroyer of Worlds

6-15-2006

Tales of the Giant Squid: Be Free, My Orcish Slaves (the D20 of Destiny, part 4)

6-22-2006

An Almanac(k) Item: Poplation and the Instantaneous Rate of Change

6-29-2006

Notes from the Giant Squid: Inconsequential Errands Under the Auspices of Warring Robins

7-6-2006

Tales of the Giant Squid: An Elf, A Dwarf, A Wizard and A Squid Walk into a Hallway (the D20 of Destiny, part 5)

7-13-2006

Notes from the Giant Squid: Doubled Reflections on Colby Buzzell and MY WAR (A Book Review)

7-20-2006

Ask the Giant Squid: Suicide and Other Sinister Spiritual Imbalances

7-27-2006

Ask the Giant Squid: The Sea for a Girl

8-3-2006

Tales of the Giant Squid: The Defeat of our Surprisingly Handsome Overlords (The D20 of Destiny, Finale)

8-10-2006

Ask the Giant Squid: The Number of Sharks in the Width of the World

8-17-2006

Tales of the Giant Squid: At My Mercy, My Foes Lie Fallen Before Me On The Cheeto-Strewn Earth

8-24-2006

Ask the Giant Squid: On the Soul and the Tracks of Aristotle's Tears

Ask the Giant Squid: Beware the Sawbones, Even if You Are Boneless

9-7-2006

Ask the Giant Squid: Australia, the Sinister Continent

9-14-2006

Ask the Giant Squid: How Big Indeed, This American

9-21-2006

An Almanac(K) Item: Six Methods Of Cultivating The Tomatoes, Proscribed And Prescribed

9-28-2006

Tales of the Giant Squid: Tom at the River Lethe

10-5-2006

Tales of the Giant Squid: Radial Symmetry (part one of ten)

10-12-2006

Tales of the Giant Squid: Radial Symmetry (part two of ten)

10-19-2006

An Almanac(k) Item: A Hallow's Eve Voter's Guide

10-26-2006

Tales of the Giant Squid: Radial Symmetry (part three of ten)

11-2-2006

Tales of the Giant Squid: Radial Symmetry (part four of ten)

11-9-2006

Tales of the Giant Squid: Radial Symmetry (part five of ten)

11-16-2006

An Almanac(k) Item: The Giant Squid's Numero Uno Favorite Turkey Day Treat (as narrated by Rob Miller)

11-23-2006

Ask the Giant Squid: A Kung Fu Christmas Shopping Guide

11-30-2006

Tales of the Giant Squid: Radial Symmetry (part six of ten)

12-7-2006

Tales of the Giant Squid: Radial Symmetry (part seven of ten)

12-14-2006

Tales of the Giant Squid: Radial Symmetry (part eight of ten)

12-21-2006

Tales of the Giant Squid: Radial Symmetry (part nine of ten)

12-28-2006

Ask the Giant Squid: Resolutions Forged Upon the Anvil of Experience and Smelted from the Finest Forethought, Blood and Hope

1-4-2007

Tales of the Giant Squid: Radial Symmetry (part ten of ten)

1-11-2007

Ask the Giant Squid: On the Favored Treatment of Mental Illness in Blood Kin

1-18-2007

Ask the Giant Squid: City Living Has Got Me Up

1-25-2007

Ask the Giant Squid: Assassin Seeks Friend to Help Free Lance

2-1-2007

Ask The Giant Squid: In the Event of Zombie Revolution, Please Break Glass

2-8-2007

Ask the Giant Squid: When the Whip-Wielding Man Approaches, Do You Stand or Flee?

2-15-2007

Ask the Giant Squid: Scurrilous Characters in Need of Advice in Judging the Quality of Others' Characters

2-22-2007

Ask the Giant Squid: Leisures of the Squid

3-1-2007

Ask the Giant Squid: Put In, or Put Out? A Cthulhuoid Question

3-8-2007

Ask the Giant Squid: Defiled Datsuns and Long Lost Friends

3-15-2007

Ask the Giant Squid: Lost in Pennsylvania

3-22-2007

Ask the Giant Squid: Guidelines for Becoming a Squid-Canadian

3-29-2007

Ask The Giant Squid: Fantasmo!

4-5-2007

Ask The Giant Squid: the Heart of the Heart of the Question

4-12-2007

Ask The Giant Squid: Making a Deposit

4-19-2007

Ask the Giant Squid: What Is Your Favorite Color?

4-26-2007

Ask the Giant Squid: The Information

5-3-2007

Ask the Giant Squid: Delusions of Cuttlefish

5-10-2007

Ask the Giant Squid: Apocalypse SOON

5-17-2007

Ask the Giant Squid: One is the Ugliest Number

5-24-2007

Ask the Giant Squid: Six by Nine in Base Thirteen

5-31-2007

Ask the Giant Squid: Back to Basics

6-7-2007

Ask the Giant Squid: When the Bell Has Been Rung One Cannot Unring It, But Only Wait for the Knell to Fade

6-14-2007

Ask the Giant Squid: School Days, Moondays, Scrying-Ancient-Rune-Days

6-21-2007

Ask the Giant Squid: What is "Teh Seksy"?

6-28-2007

Ask The Giant Squid: When Under the Power of a Decadent Cabal

7-5-2007

Ask the Giant Squid: I Have Done My Fiddling So Long Under Vesuvius That I Have Almost Forgotten to Play

7-12-2007

Ask the Giant Squid: On the Difficulties of World Domination

7-19-2007

Ask the Giant Squid: Direction for the Breaking Heart

7-26-2007

Ask the Giant Squid: I Have of Late, and Wherefore I Know Not, Lost All My Melodies

8-2-2007

Ask the Giant Squid: But What is the Measure of a Boy?

8-9-2007

Ask the Giant Squid: Karl Rove and the Rodentia Ninjum

8-16-2007

Ask the Giant Squid: A Pirate, A Ninja, A Sasquatch, President Lincoln, El Chupa Cobra and I Walk Into a Bar

Ask the Giant Squid: Who Did Put the LOL in the LOLPREZIDENTZ?

8-30-2007

Ask the Giant Squid: Questions Fall from a Reader's Lips Like So Many Pomegranate Seeds

9-6-2007

Ask the Giant Squid: On Those Most Still Of Days, A Single Pebble Changes Everything

9-13-2007

Ask the Giant Squid: Which is Better, Waffles or Pancakes?

9-20-2007

Ask the Giant Squid: Getting the Grip So As to Extricate from the Stuff

9-27-2007

Ask the Giant Squid: Skinny and her Bitches

10-4-2007

Ask the Giant Squid: Which are the Nicest Beaches in Hell?

10-11-2007

Ask the Giant Squid: On the Proper Management of Your Master's Degree

10-18-2007

Ask the Giant Squid: LOLPREZIDENTZ (cont.)

10-25-2007

Ask the Giant Squid: A Happy Hallowed Eve?

11-1-2007

Dear Giant Squid: On Finding Your Fellows

11-8-2007

Ask the Giant Squid: I am Seagull, hear me SQUAWK!

11-15-2007

Ask the Giant Squid: Showing the Love

11-22-2007

Ask the Giant Squid: An Arithmetic Exercise Most Offensive

11-29-2007

Ask the Giant Squid: To Think About

12-6-2007

Ask the Giant Squid: Im in Yer Clozets, Copying Yer Shuz

12-13-2007

Ask the Giant Squid: Normal Persons in Regular Groups

12-20-2007

Ask the Giant Squid: Of Superpowers And Powerball

12-27-2007

Ask the Giant Squid: The Curses of the Presidents

1-3-2008

Ask the Giant Squid: The Loneliness of The Vampire Squid From Hell

1-10-2008

Ask the Giant Squid: A PowerPoint Presentation of Enormous Girth

1-17-2008

Ask the Giant Squid: Push-Me-Poll-Me

1-24-2008

Tales of the Giant Squid: The Curses of the Presidents, The Door of John Adams

1-31-2008

Ask The Giant Squid: Test Drive the Cow Before Purchasing her Milks

2-7-2008

Ask the Giant Squid: On the Addition of but a Little Sense

2-14-2008

Ask the Giant Squid: The United States of Mind Over a State of Matter

2-21-2008

Ask the Giant Squid: Of the Categories Woefully Overlooked

2-28-2008

Ask the Giant Squid: The Curses of the Presidents: Jefferson Offers Us Something to Think About

3-6-2008

Ask the Giant Squid: The Book-Packager of the Elder Gods

3-13-2008

Ask the Giant Squid: What You Might Do In Order To Woo

3-20-2008

Ask the Giant Squid: Stuff Giant Squids Like

3-27-2008

Ask the Giant Squid: My Time in the Gay Utopia

4-3-2008

Ask the Giant Squid: The Love That Dares Not Compute Its Name

4-10-2008

Ask the Giant Squid: Clean it up yourself, Mr. President!

4-17-2008

Ask the Giant Squid: How Will The World End, With A Whimper Or A Bang?

4-24-2008

Ask the Giant Squid: Closer is Not Closer, As Distance is Deceptive

5-1-2008

Ask the Giant Squid: Everyone Has Advice For The Monkey-Headed Lady

5-8-2008

Ask the Giant Squid: Of Transit Public and Private

5-15-2008

Ask the Giant Squid: Credit Card Fraud, a Biblical Analysis

5-22-2008

Ask the Giant Squid: The Kama Sutra (as interpreted by one Giant Squid)

5-29-2008

Ask the Giant Squid: Searching Around, to No Avail

6-5-2008

Ask the Giant Squid: After the Boarding Part Must Come The Afterparty

6-12-2008

Ask the Giant Squid: The Zone of Profanity

6-19-2008

Ask the Giant Squid: Beware das Rennmausführer, My Son

6-26-2008

Ask the Giant Squid: My Enemies are Discrete in Number, Infinite in Rancour

7-3-2008

Ask the Giant Squid: Of Weresquid, Orgies, and Manned Spaceflight

7-10-2008

Ask the Giant Squid: Dr. Love

7-17-2008

Ask the Giant Squid: A Pressing Question As Sickness Strikes

7-24-2008

Ask the Giant Squid: I LULZ UR PREZIDENTZ

7-31-2008

Ask The Giant Squid: Mr. Beepers' Mom(a Poor Mojo's Classic)

8-7-2008

Ask The Giant Squid: Boxers or Briefs?(a Poor Mojo's Classic)

8-14-2008

Ask the Giant Squid: Fried Human Scalps and Treasonous Offerings . . . These Are a Few of My Favorite Things(a Poor Mojo's Classic)

8-21-2008

Ask The Giant Squid: Don't Ask the Devil for a Date(a Poor Mojo's Classic)

8-28-2008

Ask the Giant Squid: Of Facebooks and the Presidential Waistband

9-4-2008

Ask the Giant Squid: Polling Pirate Town!

9-11-2008

Ask the Giant Squid: Of Loves Unrequited And Unrequested

9-18-2008

Ask the Giant Squid: Tonight We Feast on Man-Flesh!

9-25-2008

Ask the Giant Squid: What I Have Got

10-2-2008

Ask The Giant Squid: A Mollusk Does Not a Cephalopod Make

10-9-2008

Ask the Giant Squid: What Has Mass Got To Do, Got To Do With It?

10-16-2008

A Special Message From Your Giant Squid

10-23-2008

Ask The Giant Squid: LOLPREZIDENTZ--Our Third First Black President?

10-30-2008

Ask the Giant Squid: Wherefore Hath My Mavericks Gone?

11-6-2008

Ask the Giant Squid: Wherefore Hath My Mavericks Gone? II: This Time It Is Personnel

11-13-2008

Ask the Giant Squid: Wherefore Hath My Mavericks Gone? part III: The MaveReckoning

11-20-2008

Ask the Giant Squid: Wherefore Hath My Mavericks Gone? Denouement Sans Coda

11-27-2008

Ask the Giant Squid: Window Shopping the Cabinet of Wonders

12-4-2008

Ask the Giant Squid: Let Us All Give A Hand To The Cabinet Of Wonders

12-11-2008

Ask the Giant Squid: The Need to Nurture

12-18-2008

Ask the Giant Squid: That Which is Mine

12-25-2008

Ask the Giant Squid: This I Resolve

1-1-2009

Ask the Giant Squid: On Our Communications, Trans-Dimensional

1-8-2009

Ask the Giant Squid: A Year Lost and a Planet Saved by the Bold Actions of Moral and Courageous Humans

1-15-2009

Ask the Giant Squid: When Time Travelers Come Home To Roost

1-22-2009

Ask the Giant Squid: To Knit, Perchance to Dream; Aye, There's the Rub

1-29-2009

Ask the Giant Squid: Dr. Green's Second Nose (A Tahitian Tale; part one of not more than four)

2-5-2009

Ask the Giant Squid: Heavenly Spheres, Euphemistically (A Tahitian Tale; part two of not more than four)

2-12-2009

Ask the Giant Squid: In Search Of Tycho Brahe's Nose (A Tahitian Tale; part three of not more than four)

2-19-2009

Ask the Giant Squid: The Final Disposition of a Prosthetic Curiosity (A Tahitian Tale; part four of not more than four)

2-26-2009

Ask the Giant Squid: A Reporter Walks into a Bar (On a Guitar in the Keys; part one of three)

3-5-2009

Ask The Giant Squid: Gunfight on No Name Key (On a Guitar in the Keys; part two of three)

3-12-2009

Ask The Giant Squid: The Whole Rhythm Section Was The Purple Gang (On a Guitar in the Keys; part three of three)

3-19-2009

Dear Giant Squid: The Vegetable-Faced Vixens of Arcimboldo's Prague

3-26-2009

Ask the Giant Squid: On the Mean Streets of San Francisco (part one of three)

4-2-2009

Ask the Giant Squid: There Is No Sand on North Beach (part two of three)

4-9-2009

Ask the Giant Squid: To Take The Fork (part three of three)

4-16-2009

Ask the Giant Squid: When The Broken Telephone Rings

4-23-2009

Ask the Giant Squid: I Have Got the Twitters!

4-30-2009

Ask The Giant Squid: On the Heels of Ambrose Bierce (In the Shadow of the Canyon of Death; part one of four)

5-7-2009

Ask The Giant Squid: In Mexico, No One Can Hear You Scream (In the Shadow of the Canyon of Death; part two of four)

5-14-2009

Ask The Giant Squid: In the Heart of the Heart of the Heart of Evil (In the Shadow of the Canyon of Death; part three of four)

5-21-2009

Ask The Giant Squid: The Ziggurat of the Devourer of the Dead (In the Shadow of the Canyon of Death; part four of four)

5-28-2009

Ask the Giant Squid: The Good and Honest General Motor

6-4-2009

Ask the Giant Squid: A Rum Night on the Barbary Coast (Squidapalooza; part one of three)

6-11-2009

Ask the Giant Squid: Emperor Norton's Hat! (Squidapalooza; part two of three)

6-18-2009

Ask the Giant Squid: The Squid-Man of Alcatraz (Squidapalooza; part three of three)

6-25-2009

Ask the Giant Squid: A Guide to the Selection of Business Partners

7-2-2009

Ask the Giant Squid: Once I Was A Treasure (Re-birthed from the Darkest Horde; part one of three)

7-9-2009

Ask the Giant Squid: The Beastmen Cometh (Re-birthed from the Darkest Horde; part two of three)

7-16-2009

Ask the Giant Squid: From The Frying Pan Into The Gymnasium (Re-birthed from the Darkest Horde; part three of three)

7-23-2009

Ask the Giant Squid: Suggestions of Employment for a Laid-Off Pirate in These Troubling Economic Times

7-30-2009

Ask the Giant Squid: Bragging and Screwing your Ancestors(a Poor Mojo's Classic)

8-6-2009

Ask The Giant Squid: Squids Eye Have Known, part 1 of 3(a Poor Mojo's Classic)

8-13-2009

Ask The Giant Squid: Squids Eye Have Known, part 2 of 3(a Poor Mojo's Classic)

8-20-2009

Ask The Giant Squid: Squids Eye Have Known, part 3 of 3(a Poor Mojo's Classic)

8-27-2009

Ask The Giant Squid: The Mystery of the Silver Chalice (part one of four)

Ask The Giant Squid: The Mystery of the Silver Chalice (part two of four)

9-10-2009

Ask The Giant Squid: The Mystery of the Silver Chalice (part three of four)

9-17-2009

Ask The Giant Squid: The Mystery of the Silver Chalice (part four of four)

9-24-2009

Ask the Giant Squid: On Gratitude and its Brief and Appropriate Demonstration

10-1-2009

Ask the Giant Squid: The Detroit Transfer

10-8-2009

Ask the Giant Squid: With Whom Shall You Stand?

10-15-2009

Ask the Giant Squid: Three Dollars of Betrayal, Three Dollars of Revenge

10-22-2009

Ask the Giant Squid: Pledge Your Allegiance to My Hat

10-29-2009

Ask the Giant Squid: Stick a Boot Up Inside your Combinatoria

11-5-2009

Ask the Giant Squid: Will Squid for Work

11-12-2009

Ask the Giant Squid: And Time Was Done

11-19-2009

Ask the Giant Squid: Of Black Fridays Present, Of Black Fridays Past

11-26-2009

Ask the Giant Squid: Concerning Todd

12-3-2009

Ask the Giant Squid: Your Cat Is Watching

12-10-2009

Ask the Giant Squid: The Long Reach of My Law

12-17-2009

Ask the Giant Squid: The Thoughts, and That for Which They Count

12-24-2009

Ask the Giant Squid: Resolving How to Choose

12-31-2009

Ask the Giant Squid: Grasping The Far-Flung Passions With All Your Mighty Hands

1-7-2010

Ask the Giant Squid: Embracing that at Which You Excel

1-14-2010

Ask the Giant Squid: Pus in Boot, Poda in Boots

1-21-2010

Ask the Giant Squid: Cracking the Code of the Teenager

1-28-2010

Ask the Giant Squid: Raise High Your Roofbeams, as You Would Lift Your Hats in Respect

2-4-2010

Ask the Giant Squid: On the Abuse of the Exclamation and its Mark

2-11-2010

Ask the Giant Squid: For I Have Found the Big Easy Somewhat Difficult

2-18-2010

Ask the Giant Squid: Eternally Feasting on Sæhrímnir in the Foothills of Olympus

2-25-2010

Ask the Giant Squid: The Bloop

3-4-2010

Ask the Giant Squid: The Parable of the Three Marketing Executives

3-11-2010

Ask the Giant Squid: On Why I Eat The Dogs

3-18-2010

Ask the Giant Squid: Cephalopods Prefer Apple Computers

3-25-2010

Ask the Giant Squid: Tips For Sandwich Mastery

4-1-2010

Ask the Giant Squid: The Voodoo That We Do

4-8-2010

Ask the Giant Squid: Generic Advice For Achieving Happiness

4-15-2010

Ask the Giant Squid: Suffer Thee The Little Octopus

4-22-2010

Dear Giant Squid: Wherefor Art Thou, Gentle Squid? (part 1 of 2)

4-29-2010

Ask the Giant Squid: Wherefor Art Thou, Gentle Squid? (part 2 of 2)

5-6-2010

Ask the Giant Squid: The Sperm Whale Story

5-13-2010

Ask the Giant Squid: The Two Kinds of Sorry

5-20-2010

Ask the Giant Squid: The Squid, He Is More Than a Pair of Perfect Eyes

5-27-2010

Ask the Giant Squid: Fear

6-3-2010

Ask the Giant Squid: Whale Sushi, Human Sushi

6-10-2010

Ask the Giant Squid: To Do Shit Or Not To Do Shit

6-17-2010

Ask the Giant Squid: Rental Pain

6-24-2010

Ask the Giant Squid: "Almanac(k)" Indeed! (An Almanac Item)(a Poor Mojo's Classic)

7-1-2010

Notes From The Giant Squid: Number Theory, Numerology and The Hearts of All Things (a Poor Mojo Classic)

7-8-2010

Notes From The Giant Squid: The Cambrian Revolution (a Poor Mojo Classic)

7-15-2010

Notes From The Giant Squid: More Matters Numeric and Strange (a Poor Mojo Classic)

7-22-2010

Notes From The Giant Squid: On the Inconsequentiality of Size, or Colossal I Choose Not (a Poor Mojo Classic)

7-29-2010

Notes From The Giant Squid: Hey Ladies! (a Poor Mojo Classic)

8-5-2010

Notes From The Giant Squid: My Time as a Child of the '80s (a Poor Mojo Classic)

8-12-2010

Notes From The Giant Squid: A Tour of the Lab (part 1) (a Poor Mojo Classic)

8-19-2010

Notes From The Giant Squid: A Tour of the Lab (part 2) (a Poor Mojo Classic)

8-26-2010

Notes From The Giant Squid: A Tour of the Lab, (part 3) (a Poor Mojo Classic)

9-2-2010

Ask the Giant Squid: The Propaganda of Claire

9-9-2010

Ask the Giant Squid: What Did I Not Do Upon My Summer Vacation?

9-16-2010

Ask the Giant Squid: The Spirits of St. Louis

9-23-2010

Ask the Giant Squid: Why I Am So Big

9-30-2010

Ask the Giant Squid: The Taxman Cometh

10-7-2010

Ask the Giant Squid: By the Power of Grey Skulls

10-14-2010

Ask the Giant Squid: Giant Squid LIVE!

10-21-2010

Ask the Giant Squid: 43 Costume Ideas for Recessionary Times

10-28-2010

Ask the Giant Squid: Banging

11-4-2010

Ask the Giant Squid: A Quiet Prayer for Comatosity

11-11-2010

Ask the Giant Squid: On the Control of Our Compulsions

11-18-2010

Notes from the Giant Squid: My Thoughts on Wine

11-25-2010

Ask the Giant Squid: That Which Is Pervasive, and Yet Invisible

12-2-2010

Ask The Giant Squid: It Depends On What Your Definition of "Die" is

12-9-2010

Ask the Giant Squid: The True Meaning of Xmas

12-16-2010

Ask the Giant Squid: A Presidential Beg-Your-Pardon

12-23-2010

Ask the Giant Squid: What I Do on Xmas

12-30-2010

Ask the Giant Squid: On the Maintenance of Resolutions

1-6-2011

Ask the Giant Squid: An Announcement of Considerable Merit and Joy!

1-13-2011

Ask the Giant Squid: The Reader

1-20-2011

Ask the Giant Squid: Just Chill Your Tea Party Shit Out for a Damn Second and Listen

2-3-2011

Ask the Giant Squid: But Who Shall Serve As My Miss Lonelyhearts?

2-3-2011

Ask the Giant Squid: Where No Cake Has Gone Before

2-10-2011

Ask the Giant Squid: The Lazy and Ignorant Come Testing Day

2-17-2011

Ask the Giant Squid: When Squids Attack

2-24-2011

Dear Giant Squid: Brought to you by the letters E and I

3-3-2011

Ask the Giant Squid: A Perfect Storm of Grade Schoolers

3-10-2011

Ask the Giant Squid: To Prepare Squid for Cooking

3-17-2011

Ask the Giant Squid: In the Mountains of March Madness

3-24-2011

Ask the Giant Squid: Please Consult Your Physician

3-31-2011

Ask the Giant Squid: Alpha and Omega

4-7-2011

Notes from the Giant Squid: Damn Those British Ships

4-14-2011

Ask the Giant Squid: All Bills Deserve a Receipt

4-21-2011

Ask the Giant Squid: Do Not Let The Japanese Businessmen Bite

4-28-2011

Ask the Giant Squid: The Supper Party as Valhalla

5-5-2011

Adventures of the Giant Squid: The Curse of the Secret of the Treasure of the Moundbuilders (Part 1 of 3)

5-12-2011

Adventures of the Giant Squid: The Curse of the Secret of the Treasure of the Moundbuilders (Part 2 of 3)

5-19-2011

Adventures of the Giant Squid: The Curse of the Secret of the Treasure of the Moundbuilders (Part 3 of 3)

5-26-2011

Terminal Note
by Poor Mojo's Giant Squid
7-7-2011

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