Ask The Giant Squid: Dickens Conundrum
14-14-2000
Ask The Giant Squid: Good Will Towards Men
14-14-2000
Ask The Giant Squid: Life and Limb
14-14-2000
Ask The Giant Squid: Squid Epistemology
14-14-2000
Ask The Giant Squid: Of Printers and Monkey Skulls
15-15-2000
Ask The Giant Squid: Kevin's Mother
15-15-2000
Ask The Giant Squid: Submariner Surprise
15-15-2000
Ask The Giant Squid: Squid Ennui
15-15-2000
Ask The Giant Squid: Busy this Friday?
15-15-2000
Ask The Giant Squid: Looking for Mr. Yoda-Poo
15-15-2000
Ask The Giant Squid: Mr. Beepers' Mom
15-15-2000
Ask The Giant Squid: A Cavalcade of Quick Questions
15-15-2000
Ask The Giant Squid: Of Copyrights and Men
15-15-2000
Ask The Giant Squid: The Question of Sharks
15-15-2000
Ask The Giant Squid: Regarding Spread-Spectrum, Hedy Lamarr and Chloe's Red Nokia 5120
15-15-2000
Ask The Giant Squid: And the Band Played On
15-15-2000
Ask The Giant Squid: All Creatures, Great and Sadistic
15-15-2000
Ask The Giant Squid: On Fashion & Panic
15-15-2000
Ask The Giant Squid: Boxers or Briefs?
15-15-2000
Ask the Giant Squid: Are These Questions From Finland?
15-15-2000
Ask the Giant Squid: . . .
1-11-2001
Ask the Giant Squid: A Sniveling Little Dirt-Ape is Hiding in his Filthy, Cramped Domicile.
1-18-2001
Ask the Giant Squid: The Occasional Hells of Ohio
1-25-2001
Ask the Giant Squid: Was Man Made to Suffer?
2-1-2001
Ask the Giant Squid: Love (and Frenchmen) Be Not Proud
2-8-2001
Ask the Giant Squid: Threats from an Imprisoned Theme Park Attraction.
2-22-2001
Ask The Giant Squid: How Many Licks?
3-1-2001
Ask The Giant Squid: My Brain is Huge!
3-8-2001
Ask The Giant Squid: Don't Ask the Devil for a Date
3-15-2001
Ask The Giant Squid: Raymond Carver Can Suck It
3-22-2001
Ask The Giant Squid: Papists Beware
3-29-2001
Ask the Giant Squid: Bad Attitude or Bad Ass?
4-5-2001
Ask the Giant Squid: Ah, Lab Rat, My Lab Rat
4-12-2001
Ask The Giant Squid: Allison, I Know This World is Killing You
4-19-2001
Ask The Giant Squid: Ugly and Stupid Men
4-26-2001
Ask The Giant Squid: Advice for Fashion Designers
5-3-2001
Ask The Giant Squid: Three Questions from Lil Jenny, Age 9
5-10-2001
Ask The Giant Squid: I Am Not a Man!
5-17-2001
Ask The {Sally McBootykins}: THE BIG AMERICAN
5-31-2001
Ask The {Sally McBootykins}: Memphis, Abode of the Gods:Big American: Chapter Two
6-7-2001
Ask The {Sally McBootykins}: Memphis, Abode of the Gods?Big American Chapter Three
6-14-2001
Ask The {Sally McBootykins}: On the Road AgainBig American Chapter Four
6-21-2001
Ask The {Sally McBootykins}: Orlando? Big American Chapter Five
6-28-2001
Ask The {Sally McBootykins}: Georgia on My Mind--A Mini-Georgics, part one Big American Chapter Six
7-5-2001
Ask The {Sally McBootykins}: Uncle Fried--A Mini-Georgics, part four Big American Chapter Nine
7-26-2001
Ask The {Sally McBootykins}: The Lazy Alligator--A Mini-Georgics, part five Big American Chapter Ten
8-2-2001
Ask The {Sally McBootykins}: How Many Matters Must a Man Attend? Big American Chapter Twelve
8-16-2001
Ask The {Sally McBootykins}: In New Orleans Big American Chapter Thirteen
8-23-2001
Ask The {Sally McBootykins}: Night of the Walking Dead Big American Chapter Fourteen
8-30-2001
Ask The {Sally McBootykins}: Night of the Mistress Quickly Roadshow Big American Chapter Fifteen
9-6-2001
Ask The {Sally McBootykins}: CONFLAGRATION Big American Chapter Sixteen
9-13-2001
Ask The {Sally McBootykins}: Dr. Shakespeare Says Goodbye, Big American Chapter Eighteen
14-14-2001
Ask The Giant Squid: End Game; All That Rises Must Certainly Converge Big American Epilogue
15-15-2001
Ask The Giant Squid: Bragging and Screwing your Ancestors
15-15-2001
Ask The Giant Squid: An Insult to the Memory of Sathva Gradest
15-15-2001
Ask The Giant Squid: Or a Butterfly Dreaming of Being a Chinamen
15-15-2001
Ask The Giant Squid: A Christ's Mass Carol
15-15-2001
Ask The Giant Squid: Squids of Steel, Abs of Squid
13-13-2002
Ask The Giant Squid: What now, Ry'Leh?
13-13-2002
Ask The Giant Squid: The Manifold Joys of Man, You Fat Idiot
13-13-2002
Ask The Giant Squid: Giant Squid F.A.Q. Part The First
13-13-2002
Ask The Giant Squid: Giant Squid F.A.Q. Part The Second
13-13-2002
Ask The Giant Squid: Monkey vs. Sea Horse
13-13-2002
Ask The Giant Squid: Lincoln's Chinese New Year
13-13-2002
Ask The Giant Squid: Giant Squid F.A.Q. Part The Third
13-13-2002
Ask The Giant Squid: Giant Squid F.A.Q. Part The Fourth
13-13-2002
Ask The Giant Squid: Giant Squid F.A.Q. Part The Fifth
13-13-2002
Ask The Giant Squid: Villain, I
13-13-2002
Ask The Giant Squid: Two Turntables and a Microphone
13-13-2002
Ask The Giant Squid: A Hip, a Hop, a Hippy to the Hippy to the Hip Hip Hop
13-13-2002
Ask The Giant Squid: Or a Butterfly Dreaming of Being a Chinamen Redux
13-13-2002
Ask The Giant Squid: To Everything, Twirl Twirl Twirl, There is a Season, Twirl Twirl
13-13-2002
Ask The Giant Squid: Squids Eye Have Known, part 1 of 3
13-13-2002
Ask The Giant Squid: Squids Eye Have Known, part 2 of 3
13-13-2002
Ask The Giant Squid: Squids Eye Have Known, part 3 of 3
13-13-2002
Ask The Giant Squid: A Republic of Squid, not Men
13-13-2002
Ask The Giant Squid: Kainotophobia, Its Causes and Consequents
13-13-2002
Ask The Giant Squid: Regarding the Interpretation of Dreams
14-14-2002
Ask The Giant Squid: The Giant Squid presents MonkeyZen, grouping the first, item one of three
14-14-2002
Ask The Giant Squid: The Giant Squid presents MonkeyZen, grouping the first, item two of three
14-14-2002
Ask The Giant Squid: The Giant Squid presents MonkeyZen, grouping the first, item three of three
14-14-2002
Ask The Giant Squid: Anne Landers, Palm Pilot
14-14-2002
Ask The Giant Squid: The Giant Squid presents MonkeyZen, grouping the second, item one of three
8-1-2002
Ask The Giant Squid: The Giant Squid presents MonkeyZen, grouping the second, item two of three
8-8-2002
Ask The Giant Squid: The Giant Squid presents MonkeyZen, grouping the second, item three of three
8-15-2002
Ask The Giant Squid: Where in the World is Mysterious Mike?
8-22-2002
Ask The Giant Squid: The Giant Squid presents MonkeyZen, grouping the third, item one of three
8-29-2002
Ask The Giant Squid: The Giant Squid presents MonkeyZen, grouping the third, item two of three
9-5-2002
Ask The Giant Squid: The Giant Squid presents MonkeyZen, grouping the third, item three of three
9-12-2002
Ask The Giant Squid: Washington, Watergate and the New World, its Order
9-26-2002
Ask The Giant Squid: Must the Race Be For the Swift?
10-3-2002
Ask The Giant Squid: "Almanac(k)" Indeed! (An Almanac Item)
10-24-2002
Ask The Giant Squid: What Has Love Got To Do, Got To Do With It?
10-31-2002
Ask The Giant Squid: Is This Some Kind of Sick JOKE?
11-7-2002
Ask The Giant Squid: What Has Love Got To Do, Got To Do With It? Redux
11-14-2002
Ask The Giant Squid: And This, It Is for My Homies Who Did Not Make It
11-21-2002
Ask The Giant Squid: Thanks to Giving
11-28-2002
Ask The Giant Squid: I Could Not Stop For Death, But It Made Little Difference
12-5-2002
Ask The Giant Squid: The (Sunken) Island of Lost Toys
12-12-2002
Ask The Giant Squid: Contraindications and Kashrut
12-19-2002
Ask The Giant Squid: Kristall Mas, or Gift in German and English
12-26-2002
Ask The Giant Squid: Of Brigandry and Advice on the High Seas
1-2-2003
Notes From The Giant Squid: Number Theory, Numerology and The Hearts of All Things
1-9-2003
Notes From The Giant Squid: A Camgirl Manifesto
1-16-2003
Notes From The Giant Squid: The Cambrian Revolution
1-23-2003
Notes From The Giant Squid: Upon the Razored Edge
1-30-2003
Notes From The Giant Squid: Domo Arogato, Mr. Squidato
2-6-2003
Notes From The Giant Squid: T'would be the Dawning of an Age of Aquariums (An Almanac Item)
2-13-2003
Notes From The Giant Squid: Wherefore is the Love?
2-20-2003
Notes From The Giant Squid: Team Squid Looks Out For YOU! or; Live The Sex a Long Time!
2-27-2003
Notes From The Giant Squid: Brief Notes on That Which is Published this Week
3-6-2003
Notes From The Giant Squid: More Matters Numeric and Strange
3-13-2003
Notes From The Giant Squid: Doctor Roper, Party Animal of the Dead
3-20-2003
Notes From The Giant Squid: On the James Madison System of Weights and Measures (An Almanac Item)
3-27-2003
Notes From The Giant Squid: Ode to the Loves Lost
4-3-2003
Notes From The Giant Squid: Colossal?!?
4-10-2003
Notes From The Giant Squid: Sang's Tale
4-17-2003
Notes From The Giant Squid: Eating
4-24-2003
Notes From The Giant Squid: From Beyond the Grave
5-1-2003
Notes From The Giant Squid: On the Inconsequentiality of Size, or Colossal I Choose Not
5-8-2003
Notes From The Giant Squid: Or Was It Just a Bright and Shinning Lie
5-15-2003
Notes From The Giant Squid: Pining for the "Old-School Atari Shit"
5-22-2003
Notes From The Giant Squid: Sunrise-Sunset (An Almanac Item)
5-29-2003
Notes From The Giant Squid: My Time as a Child of the '80s
6-5-2003
Notes From The Giant Squid: It All Progresses Swimmingly
6-12-2003
Notes From The Giant Squid: Engineering and the Disabled
6-19-2003
Notes From The Giant Squid: Brief Notes on These Recentmost Offerings of This Fine Publication
6-26-2003
Notes From The Giant Squid: A Tour of the Lab (part 1)
7-3-2003
Notes From The Giant Squid: A Tour of the Lab (part 2)
7-10-2003
Notes From The Giant Squid: A Tour of the Lab, (part 3)
7-17-2003
Notes From The Giant Squid: Her Last Chance for the Intercourse of Nativity
7-31-2003
Notes From The Giant Squid: Candidate Squid
8-7-2003
Notes From The Giant Squid: Swing Low, Sweetened Chariot
8-14-2003
Notes From The Giant Squid: Hey Ladies!
8-21-2003
Notes From The Giant Squid: Freedom to Fear, for You and Me
8-28-2003
Notes From The Giant Squid: A Mate With Whom to Run
9-4-2003
Notes From The Giant Squid: Guns of Brixton
9-11-2003
Notes From The Giant Squid: Brief Notings and Thoughts on the Week's Offerings Literary Three
9-18-2003
Notes From The Giant Squid: Genital Warts, Their Lives and Times, and Even Greater Issues of Trust
9-25-2003
Notes from the Giant Squid: An Electorate, Well Reasoned and Good
10-9-2003
Notes from the Giant Squid: The Vice-President Saga, Part the First
10-30-2003
A Thanksgiving Day Message from the Giant Squid
12-18-2003
Notes from the Giant Squid: The Vice-President Saga, Part the Second
12-18-2003
Notes from the Giant Squid: So This Is Christmas
12-25-2003
Notes from the Giant Squid: Synopticon
1-1-2004
Ask the Giant Squid: The Biggest Squid
1-8-2004
Notes from the Giant Squid: Moonward, the Singing Squid Goes.
1-22-2004
Notes from the Giant Squid: A Clark to Call Mine Own
1-29-2004
Notes from the Giant Squid: The Primary Architeuthis
2-5-2004
Notes from the Giant Squid: I Accept! I Accept! You To Me Bring The Liking, You Really Do! OnWard!
2-12-2004
Notes from the Giant Squid: My Democratic Debacle
2-19-2004
Notes from the Giant Squid: Sweet, Free Mason
2-26-2004
Notes from the Giant Squid: Comestibles, They Are A-Coming to Get You!
3-4-2004
Notes from the Giant Squid: His Name, It Is My Name, Too?
3-11-2004
Notes from the Giant Squid: You Should Be in Pictures!
3-18-2004
Notes from the Giant Squid: To Bed In Turn
4-1-2004
Notes from the Giant Squid: The Things I Now
4-8-2004
Notes from the Giant Squid: Mayday! Mayday! The Terrors of May (An Almanac Item)
5-6-2004
Notes from the Giant Squid: I Now Do Join the Solution
5-20-2004
Notes from the Giant Squid: In the Dissolution of Grammar We Do Wisdom Find
6-3-2004
Notes from the Giant Squid: We Send Our Prayers to You, Bates Alan.
6-17-2004
Notes from the Giant Squid: Squidsummer Night's Dream
6-24-2004
Notes from the Giant Squid: Art, the Leviathan, and Murphy's Bed
7-15-2004
Notes from the Giant Squid: They Are Simply Angered, For They Are Not Me
7-22-2004
Notes from the Giant Squid: It Is All In Regards to the Pussy
7-29-2004
Notes from the Giant Squid: Love and Her Achievements
8-5-2004
Notes from the Giant Squid: It Need Not All Be About the Benjamins When Interest is Sufficient
9-2-2004
Notes from the Giant Squid: Things to Think About
9-9-2004
Notes from the Giant Squid: The Heinie Dance of Victory
9-16-2004
Notes From the Giant Squid: The Illuminated Membership of the Ancient Sino-Ordum
9-23-2004
Notes from the Giant Squid: Our Victories Should Have Been Far from Debatable
10-14-2004
Notes from the Giant Squid: Losin' my Tempe'
10-21-2004
Notes from the Giant Squid: The Hollow Eve
10-28-2004
Notes from the Giant Squid: Whither, these years, the Hollowed Evenings?
11-4-2004
Notes from the Giant Squid: You Should Be in Pictures! Redux
11-11-2004
Tales of the Giant Squid: So, This is November
11-18-2004
Notes from the Giant Squid: Of Victory, ThanksGiving and Mercy
11-25-2004
Ask the Giant Squid: The Facts About Us
12-2-2004
Ask the Giant Squid: The Egg, She Is Primary
12-9-2004
Tales of the Giant Squid: A Sickness and a Death (part 1.)
12-16-2004
Notes from the Giant Squid: The Gift of the O. Henry
12-23-2004
An Almanac(k) Item: Predictions for 2005, Monthly
12-30-2004
Tales of the Giant Squid: A Year and a Day (part one of thirteen)
1-6-2005
Tales of the Giant Squid: A Sickness and a Death (part 2.)
1-13-2005
Tales of the Giant Squid: A Sickness and a Death (part 3.)
1-20-2005
An Almanac(k) Item: Maximum Tumescences for Febro, the Month of Love
1-27-2005
Tales of the Giant Squid: A Year and a Day (part two of thirteen)
2-3-2005
Tales of the Giant Squid: Molly in Wonderland
2-10-2005
Ask the Giant Squid: Of "Saint" Valentine, Wolves and the Variance of the Breasts
2-17-2005
Visions of the Giant Squid: Meditations on Diversity, Vol 1
2-24-2005
Tales of the Giant Squid: A Year and a Day (part three of thirteen)
3-3-2005
Notes from the Giant Squid: My Friend, My Enemy, My Frenemy
3-10-2005
Tales of the Giant Squid: A Year and a Day (part three-and-one-half of thirteen)
3-17-2005
Ask The Giant Squid: Giant Squid F.A.Q. Redux, Part The Sixth (and Final?)
3-24-2005
Ask the Giant Squid: The Biggest Squid, A Clarification
3-31-2005
Tales of the Giant Squid: A Year and a Day (part four of thirteen)
4-7-2005
Notes from the Giant Squid: April is the Foolest Month
4-14-2005
Notes from the Giant Squid: President Squid Addresses the Nation viz. This Papal Conclave
4-21-2005
Visions of the Giant Squid: The Green Glisten of a Squid Deferred
4-28-2005
Tales of the Giant Squid: A Year and a Day (part five of thirteen)
5-5-2005
Ask the Giant Squid: The Loneliness of the Long-Tentacled Squid
5-12-2005
Ask the Giant Squid: Extraordinary Popular Delusions And The Madness Of Courtney
5-19-2005
Notes from the Giant Squid: Concerning the Governance of These United States, A Primer (pt. 1)
5-26-2005
Tales of the Giant Squid: A Year and a Day (part six of thirteen)
6-2-2005
Ask the Giant Squid: I Eat Cannibals
6-9-2005
Notes from the Giant Squid: Concerning the Governance of These United States, A Primer (pt. 2)
6-16-2005
Notes from the Giant Squid: Concerning the Governance of These United States, A Primer (pt. 3)
6-30-2005
Tales of the Giant Squid: A Year and a Day (part seven of thirteen)
7-7-2005
Notes from the Giant Squid: The President I Admire Most, Peanuts and All
7-14-2005
Notes from the Giant Squid: Concerning the Governance of These United States, A Primer (pt. 4)
7-21-2005
Ask the Giant Squid: I Am Feeling It
7-28-2005
Tales of the Giant Squid: A Year and a Day (part eight of thirteen)
8-4-2005
Ask the Giant Squid: Advice for Snitches in the Family
8-11-2005
Ask the Giant Squid: Kaitlin, Why the Show-Offery?
8-18-2005
Notes from the Giant Squid: Items for the Giant Squid Presidential Library (currently unestablished)
8-25-2005
Tales of the Giant Squid: A Year and a Day (part nine of thirteen)
9-8-2005
Ask The Giant Squid: On The Issue Of Exo-Mates And Their Exo-Spawn
9-15-2005
Ask the Giant Squid: That Which Might Occur in Pockets
9-22-2005
Tales of the Giant Squid: A Year and a Day (part ten of thirteen)
10-13-2005
Ask the Giant Squid: Looking to Date?
10-20-2005
An Almanac(k) Item: Dichotoyou, Dichotomy
10-27-2005
Tales of the Giant Squid: A Year and a Day (part eleven of thirteen)
11-3-2005
Tales of the Giant Squid: A Year and a Day (part twelve of thirteen)
11-10-2005
Notes from the Giant Squid: The Squidcast Experience
11-17-2005
Ask the Giant Squid: Power Anchor Animals, Composition and the Definition of 'WE'
11-24-2005
Ask the Giant Squid: Only Exactly What It Is
12-1-2005
Notes from the Giant Squid: The Non-Podcast and the Curse of Radio Shack
12-8-2005
Ask the Giant Squid: Midget Vs Lion
12-15-2005
Ask the Giant Squid: A Christ's Mass Carol (An Abortive Redux)
12-22-2005
Tales of the Giant Squid: A Year and a Day (Part Thirteen of Thirteen)
1-5-2006
Ask the Giant Squid: Going Far to Get the Carry-Out
1-12-2006
Ask the Giant Squid: Give Us This Day Our Daily Day
1-19-2006
Visions of the Giant Squid: Give Unto Me That Dirty Love
2-2-2006
Ask the Giant Squid: How Do You Defend Yourself From Fate?
2-9-2006
Ask the Giant Squid: The Times Get Tougher, And The Contractions Begin
2-16-2006
Ask the Giant Squid: American Gigolo
2-23-2006
Notes from the Giant Squid: Navigating the Muddy Waters of Craig's List
3-2-2006
Ask the Giant Squid: Can I Yet Rawk This World?
3-9-2006
Ask the Giant Squid: Weaken the Levee and the Waters Shall Do Your Work, My Dear Little Pajama Squid
3-16-2006
Ask the Giant Squid: A Mythos Architeuthos
3-23-2006
Ask the Giant Squid: Camp Fire Island Tales
3-30-2006
Ask the Giant Squid: In Search of Teachers Working in this Research Field?
4-6-2006
Ask the Giant Squid: And He Looked Upon His Works And Saw They Were Good
4-13-2006
Ask the Giant Squid: Conundra Sexualis
4-20-2006
Tales of the Giant Squid: Rolling the D20 of Destiny
4-27-2006
Notes from the Giant Squid: Tricks Most Crude and Craven
5-4-2006
Ask the Giant Squid: Trapped within the Cubicle Farm, Stewing in My Self-Same Juices
5-11-2006
Ask the Giant Squid: Our Nostalgia and Melancholia
5-25-2006
Ask the Giant Squid: Secondary Consumerism
6-8-2006
Ask the Giant Squid: For I Have Become Blane, Destroyer of Worlds
6-15-2006
Tales of the Giant Squid: Be Free, My Orcish Slaves (the D20 of Destiny, part 4)
6-22-2006
An Almanac(k) Item: Poplation and the Instantaneous Rate of Change
6-29-2006
Notes from the Giant Squid: Inconsequential Errands Under the Auspices of Warring Robins
7-6-2006
Notes from the Giant Squid: Doubled Reflections on Colby Buzzell and MY WAR (A Book Review)
7-20-2006
Ask the Giant Squid: Suicide and Other Sinister Spiritual Imbalances
7-27-2006
Ask the Giant Squid: The Sea for a Girl
8-3-2006
Ask the Giant Squid: The Number of Sharks in the Width of the World
8-17-2006
Tales of the Giant Squid: At My Mercy, My Foes Lie Fallen Before Me On The Cheeto-Strewn Earth
8-24-2006
Ask the Giant Squid: On the Soul and the Tracks of Aristotle's Tears
Ask the Giant Squid: Beware the Sawbones, Even if You Are Boneless
9-7-2006
Ask the Giant Squid: Australia, the Sinister Continent
9-14-2006
Ask the Giant Squid: How Big Indeed, This American
9-21-2006
An Almanac(K) Item: Six Methods Of Cultivating The Tomatoes, Proscribed And Prescribed
9-28-2006
Tales of the Giant Squid: Tom at the River Lethe
10-5-2006
Tales of the Giant Squid: Radial Symmetry (part one of ten)
10-12-2006
Tales of the Giant Squid: Radial Symmetry (part two of ten)
10-19-2006
An Almanac(k) Item: A Hallow's Eve Voter's Guide
10-26-2006
Tales of the Giant Squid: Radial Symmetry (part three of ten)
11-2-2006
Tales of the Giant Squid: Radial Symmetry (part four of ten)
11-9-2006
Tales of the Giant Squid: Radial Symmetry (part five of ten)
11-16-2006
Ask the Giant Squid: A Kung Fu Christmas Shopping Guide
11-30-2006
Tales of the Giant Squid: Radial Symmetry (part six of ten)
12-7-2006
Tales of the Giant Squid: Radial Symmetry (part seven of ten)
12-14-2006
Tales of the Giant Squid: Radial Symmetry (part eight of ten)
12-21-2006
Tales of the Giant Squid: Radial Symmetry (part nine of ten)
12-28-2006
Tales of the Giant Squid: Radial Symmetry (part ten of ten)
1-11-2007
Ask the Giant Squid: On the Favored Treatment of Mental Illness in Blood Kin
1-18-2007
Ask the Giant Squid: City Living Has Got Me Up
1-25-2007
Ask the Giant Squid: Assassin Seeks Friend to Help Free Lance
2-1-2007
Ask The Giant Squid: In the Event of Zombie Revolution, Please Break Glass
2-8-2007
Ask the Giant Squid: When the Whip-Wielding Man Approaches, Do You Stand or Flee?
2-15-2007
Ask the Giant Squid: Leisures of the Squid
3-1-2007
Ask the Giant Squid: Put In, or Put Out? A Cthulhuoid Question
3-8-2007
Ask the Giant Squid: Defiled Datsuns and Long Lost Friends
3-15-2007
Ask the Giant Squid: Lost in Pennsylvania
3-22-2007
Ask the Giant Squid: Guidelines for Becoming a Squid-Canadian
3-29-2007
Ask The Giant Squid: Fantasmo!
4-5-2007
Ask The Giant Squid: the Heart of the Heart of the Question
4-12-2007
Ask The Giant Squid: Making a Deposit
4-19-2007
Ask the Giant Squid: What Is Your Favorite Color?
4-26-2007
Ask the Giant Squid: The Information
5-3-2007
Ask the Giant Squid: Delusions of Cuttlefish
5-10-2007
Ask the Giant Squid: Apocalypse SOON
5-17-2007
Ask the Giant Squid: One is the Ugliest Number
5-24-2007
Ask the Giant Squid: Six by Nine in Base Thirteen
5-31-2007
Ask the Giant Squid: Back to Basics
6-7-2007
Ask the Giant Squid: School Days, Moondays, Scrying-Ancient-Rune-Days
6-21-2007
Ask the Giant Squid: What is "Teh Seksy"?
6-28-2007
Ask The Giant Squid: When Under the Power of a Decadent Cabal
7-5-2007
Ask the Giant Squid: On the Difficulties of World Domination
7-19-2007
Ask the Giant Squid: Direction for the Breaking Heart
7-26-2007
Ask the Giant Squid: I Have of Late, and Wherefore I Know Not, Lost All My Melodies
8-2-2007
Ask the Giant Squid: But What is the Measure of a Boy?
8-9-2007
Ask the Giant Squid: Karl Rove and the Rodentia Ninjum
8-16-2007
Ask the Giant Squid: Who Did Put the LOL in the LOLPREZIDENTZ?
8-30-2007
Ask the Giant Squid: Questions Fall from a Reader's Lips Like So Many Pomegranate Seeds
9-6-2007
Ask the Giant Squid: On Those Most Still Of Days, A Single Pebble Changes Everything
9-13-2007
Ask the Giant Squid: Which is Better, Waffles or Pancakes?
9-20-2007
Ask the Giant Squid: Getting the Grip So As to Extricate from the Stuff
9-27-2007
Ask the Giant Squid: Skinny and her Bitches
10-4-2007
Ask the Giant Squid: Which are the Nicest Beaches in Hell?
10-11-2007
Ask the Giant Squid: On the Proper Management of Your Master's Degree
10-18-2007
Ask the Giant Squid: LOLPREZIDENTZ (cont.)
10-25-2007
Ask the Giant Squid: A Happy Hallowed Eve?
11-1-2007
Dear Giant Squid: On Finding Your Fellows
11-8-2007
Ask the Giant Squid: I am Seagull, hear me SQUAWK!
11-15-2007
Ask the Giant Squid: Showing the Love
11-22-2007
Ask the Giant Squid: An Arithmetic Exercise Most Offensive
11-29-2007
Ask the Giant Squid: To Think About
12-6-2007
Ask the Giant Squid: Im in Yer Clozets, Copying Yer Shuz
12-13-2007
Ask the Giant Squid: Normal Persons in Regular Groups
12-20-2007
Ask the Giant Squid: Of Superpowers And Powerball
12-27-2007
Ask the Giant Squid: The Curses of the Presidents
1-3-2008
Ask the Giant Squid: The Loneliness of The Vampire Squid From Hell
1-10-2008
Ask the Giant Squid: A PowerPoint Presentation of Enormous Girth
1-17-2008
Ask the Giant Squid: Push-Me-Poll-Me
1-24-2008
Tales of the Giant Squid: The Curses of the Presidents, The Door of John Adams
1-31-2008
Ask The Giant Squid: Test Drive the Cow Before Purchasing her Milks
2-7-2008
Ask the Giant Squid: On the Addition of but a Little Sense
2-14-2008
Ask the Giant Squid: The United States of Mind Over a State of Matter
2-21-2008
Ask the Giant Squid: Of the Categories Woefully Overlooked
2-28-2008
Ask the Giant Squid: The Curses of the Presidents: Jefferson Offers Us Something to Think About
3-6-2008
Ask the Giant Squid: The Book-Packager of the Elder Gods
3-13-2008
Ask the Giant Squid: What You Might Do In Order To Woo
3-20-2008
Ask the Giant Squid: Stuff Giant Squids Like
3-27-2008
Ask the Giant Squid: My Time in the Gay Utopia
4-3-2008
Ask the Giant Squid: The Love That Dares Not Compute Its Name
4-10-2008
Ask the Giant Squid: Clean it up yourself, Mr. President!
4-17-2008
Ask the Giant Squid: How Will The World End, With A Whimper Or A Bang?
4-24-2008
Ask the Giant Squid: Closer is Not Closer, As Distance is Deceptive
5-1-2008
Ask the Giant Squid: Everyone Has Advice For The Monkey-Headed Lady
5-8-2008
Ask the Giant Squid: Of Transit Public and Private
5-15-2008
Ask the Giant Squid: Credit Card Fraud, a Biblical Analysis
5-22-2008
Ask the Giant Squid: The Kama Sutra (as interpreted by one Giant Squid)
5-29-2008
Ask the Giant Squid: Searching Around, to No Avail
6-5-2008
Ask the Giant Squid: After the Boarding Part Must Come The Afterparty
6-12-2008
Ask the Giant Squid: The Zone of Profanity
6-19-2008
Ask the Giant Squid: Beware das Rennmausführer, My Son
6-26-2008
Ask the Giant Squid: My Enemies are Discrete in Number, Infinite in Rancour
7-3-2008
Ask the Giant Squid: Of Weresquid, Orgies, and Manned Spaceflight
7-10-2008
Ask the Giant Squid: Dr. Love
7-17-2008
Ask the Giant Squid: A Pressing Question As Sickness Strikes
7-24-2008
Ask the Giant Squid: I LULZ UR PREZIDENTZ
7-31-2008
Ask The Giant Squid: Mr. Beepers' Mom(a Poor Mojo's Classic)
8-7-2008
Ask The Giant Squid: Boxers or Briefs?(a Poor Mojo's Classic)
8-14-2008
Ask The Giant Squid: Don't Ask the Devil for a Date(a Poor Mojo's Classic)
8-28-2008
Ask the Giant Squid: Of Facebooks and the Presidential Waistband
9-4-2008
Ask the Giant Squid: Polling Pirate Town!
9-11-2008
Ask the Giant Squid: Of Loves Unrequited And Unrequested
9-18-2008
Ask the Giant Squid: Tonight We Feast on Man-Flesh!
9-25-2008
Ask the Giant Squid: What I Have Got
10-2-2008
Ask The Giant Squid: A Mollusk Does Not a Cephalopod Make
10-9-2008
Ask the Giant Squid: What Has Mass Got To Do, Got To Do With It?
10-16-2008
A Special Message From Your Giant Squid
10-23-2008
Ask The Giant Squid: LOLPREZIDENTZ--Our Third First Black President?
10-30-2008
Ask the Giant Squid: Wherefore Hath My Mavericks Gone?
11-6-2008
Ask the Giant Squid: Wherefore Hath My Mavericks Gone? II: This Time It Is Personnel
11-13-2008
Ask the Giant Squid: Wherefore Hath My Mavericks Gone? part III: The MaveReckoning
11-20-2008
Ask the Giant Squid: Wherefore Hath My Mavericks Gone? Denouement Sans Coda
11-27-2008
Ask the Giant Squid: Window Shopping the Cabinet of Wonders
12-4-2008
Ask the Giant Squid: Let Us All Give A Hand To The Cabinet Of Wonders
12-11-2008
Ask the Giant Squid: The Need to Nurture
12-18-2008
Ask the Giant Squid: That Which is Mine
12-25-2008
Ask the Giant Squid: This I Resolve
1-1-2009
Ask the Giant Squid: On Our Communications, Trans-Dimensional
1-8-2009
Ask the Giant Squid: When Time Travelers Come Home To Roost
1-22-2009
Ask the Giant Squid: To Knit, Perchance to Dream; Aye, There's the Rub
1-29-2009
Ask the Giant Squid: Dr. Green's Second Nose (A Tahitian Tale; part one of not more than four)
2-5-2009
Ask the Giant Squid: A Reporter Walks into a Bar (On a Guitar in the Keys; part one of three)
3-5-2009
Ask The Giant Squid: Gunfight on No Name Key (On a Guitar in the Keys; part two of three)
3-12-2009
Dear Giant Squid: The Vegetable-Faced Vixens of Arcimboldo's Prague
3-26-2009
Ask the Giant Squid: On the Mean Streets of San Francisco (part one of three)
4-2-2009
Ask the Giant Squid: There Is No Sand on North Beach (part two of three)
4-9-2009
Ask the Giant Squid: To Take The Fork (part three of three)
4-16-2009
Ask the Giant Squid: When The Broken Telephone Rings
4-23-2009
Ask the Giant Squid: I Have Got the Twitters!
4-30-2009
Ask the Giant Squid: The Good and Honest General Motor
6-4-2009
Ask the Giant Squid: A Rum Night on the Barbary Coast (Squidapalooza; part one of three)
6-11-2009
Ask the Giant Squid: Emperor Norton's Hat! (Squidapalooza; part two of three)
6-18-2009
Ask the Giant Squid: The Squid-Man of Alcatraz (Squidapalooza; part three of three)
6-25-2009
Ask the Giant Squid: A Guide to the Selection of Business Partners
7-2-2009
Ask the Giant Squid: Once I Was A Treasure (Re-birthed from the Darkest Horde; part one of three)
7-9-2009
Ask the Giant Squid: The Beastmen Cometh (Re-birthed from the Darkest Horde; part two of three)
7-16-2009
Ask the Giant Squid: Bragging and Screwing your Ancestors(a Poor Mojo's Classic)
8-6-2009
Ask The Giant Squid: Squids Eye Have Known, part 1 of 3(a Poor Mojo's Classic)
8-13-2009
Ask The Giant Squid: Squids Eye Have Known, part 2 of 3(a Poor Mojo's Classic)
8-20-2009
Ask The Giant Squid: Squids Eye Have Known, part 3 of 3(a Poor Mojo's Classic)
8-27-2009
Ask The Giant Squid: The Mystery of the Silver Chalice (part one of four)
Ask The Giant Squid: The Mystery of the Silver Chalice (part two of four)
9-10-2009
Ask The Giant Squid: The Mystery of the Silver Chalice (part three of four)
9-17-2009
Ask The Giant Squid: The Mystery of the Silver Chalice (part four of four)
9-24-2009
Ask the Giant Squid: On Gratitude and its Brief and Appropriate Demonstration
10-1-2009
Ask the Giant Squid: The Detroit Transfer
10-8-2009
Ask the Giant Squid: With Whom Shall You Stand?
10-15-2009
Ask the Giant Squid: Three Dollars of Betrayal, Three Dollars of Revenge
10-22-2009
Ask the Giant Squid: Pledge Your Allegiance to My Hat
10-29-2009
Ask the Giant Squid: Stick a Boot Up Inside your Combinatoria
11-5-2009
Ask the Giant Squid: Will Squid for Work
11-12-2009
Ask the Giant Squid: And Time Was Done
11-19-2009
Ask the Giant Squid: Of Black Fridays Present, Of Black Fridays Past
11-26-2009
Ask the Giant Squid: Concerning Todd
12-3-2009
Ask the Giant Squid: Your Cat Is Watching
12-10-2009
Ask the Giant Squid: The Long Reach of My Law
12-17-2009
Ask the Giant Squid: The Thoughts, and That for Which They Count
12-24-2009
Ask the Giant Squid: Resolving How to Choose
12-31-2009
Ask the Giant Squid: Grasping The Far-Flung Passions With All Your Mighty Hands
1-7-2010
Ask the Giant Squid: Embracing that at Which You Excel
1-14-2010
Ask the Giant Squid: Pus in Boot, Poda in Boots
1-21-2010
Ask the Giant Squid: Cracking the Code of the Teenager
1-28-2010
Ask the Giant Squid: Raise High Your Roofbeams, as You Would Lift Your Hats in Respect
2-4-2010
Ask the Giant Squid: On the Abuse of the Exclamation and its Mark
2-11-2010
Ask the Giant Squid: For I Have Found the Big Easy Somewhat Difficult
2-18-2010
Ask the Giant Squid: Eternally Feasting on Sæhrímnir in the Foothills of Olympus
2-25-2010
Ask the Giant Squid: The Bloop
3-4-2010
Ask the Giant Squid: The Parable of the Three Marketing Executives
3-11-2010
Ask the Giant Squid: On Why I Eat The Dogs
3-18-2010
Ask the Giant Squid: Cephalopods Prefer Apple Computers
3-25-2010
Ask the Giant Squid: Tips For Sandwich Mastery
4-1-2010
Ask the Giant Squid: The Voodoo That We Do
4-8-2010
Ask the Giant Squid: Generic Advice For Achieving Happiness
4-15-2010
Ask the Giant Squid: Suffer Thee The Little Octopus
4-22-2010
Dear Giant Squid: Wherefor Art Thou, Gentle Squid? (part 1 of 2)
4-29-2010
Ask the Giant Squid: Wherefor Art Thou, Gentle Squid? (part 2 of 2)
5-6-2010
Ask the Giant Squid: The Sperm Whale Story
5-13-2010
Ask the Giant Squid: The Two Kinds of Sorry
5-20-2010
Ask the Giant Squid: The Squid, He Is More Than a Pair of Perfect Eyes
5-27-2010
Ask the Giant Squid: Fear
6-3-2010
Ask the Giant Squid: Whale Sushi, Human Sushi
6-10-2010
Ask the Giant Squid: To Do Shit Or Not To Do Shit
6-17-2010
Ask the Giant Squid: Rental Pain
6-24-2010
Ask the Giant Squid: "Almanac(k)" Indeed! (An Almanac Item)(a Poor Mojo's Classic)
7-1-2010
Notes From The Giant Squid: The Cambrian Revolution (a Poor Mojo Classic)
7-15-2010
Notes From The Giant Squid: More Matters Numeric and Strange (a Poor Mojo Classic)
7-22-2010
Notes From The Giant Squid: Hey Ladies! (a Poor Mojo Classic)
8-5-2010
Notes From The Giant Squid: My Time as a Child of the '80s (a Poor Mojo Classic)
8-12-2010
Notes From The Giant Squid: A Tour of the Lab (part 1) (a Poor Mojo Classic)
8-19-2010
Notes From The Giant Squid: A Tour of the Lab (part 2) (a Poor Mojo Classic)
8-26-2010
Notes From The Giant Squid: A Tour of the Lab, (part 3) (a Poor Mojo Classic)
9-2-2010
Ask the Giant Squid: The Propaganda of Claire
9-9-2010
Ask the Giant Squid: What Did I Not Do Upon My Summer Vacation?
9-16-2010
Ask the Giant Squid: The Spirits of St. Louis
9-23-2010
Ask the Giant Squid: Why I Am So Big
9-30-2010
Ask the Giant Squid: The Taxman Cometh
10-7-2010
Ask the Giant Squid: By the Power of Grey Skulls
10-14-2010
Ask the Giant Squid: Giant Squid LIVE!
10-21-2010
Ask the Giant Squid: 43 Costume Ideas for Recessionary Times
10-28-2010
Ask the Giant Squid: Banging
11-4-2010
Ask the Giant Squid: A Quiet Prayer for Comatosity
11-11-2010
Ask the Giant Squid: On the Control of Our Compulsions
11-18-2010
Notes from the Giant Squid: My Thoughts on Wine
11-25-2010
Ask the Giant Squid: That Which Is Pervasive, and Yet Invisible
12-2-2010
Ask The Giant Squid: It Depends On What Your Definition of "Die" is
12-9-2010
Ask the Giant Squid: The True Meaning of Xmas
12-16-2010
Ask the Giant Squid: A Presidential Beg-Your-Pardon
12-23-2010
Ask the Giant Squid: What I Do on Xmas
12-30-2010
Ask the Giant Squid: On the Maintenance of Resolutions
1-6-2011
Ask the Giant Squid: An Announcement of Considerable Merit and Joy!
1-13-2011
Ask the Giant Squid: The Reader
1-20-2011
Ask the Giant Squid: Just Chill Your Tea Party Shit Out for a Damn Second and Listen
2-3-2011
Ask the Giant Squid: But Who Shall Serve As My Miss Lonelyhearts?
2-3-2011
Ask the Giant Squid: Where No Cake Has Gone Before
2-10-2011
Ask the Giant Squid: The Lazy and Ignorant Come Testing Day
2-17-2011
Ask the Giant Squid: When Squids Attack
2-24-2011
Dear Giant Squid: Brought to you by the letters E and I
3-3-2011
Ask the Giant Squid: A Perfect Storm of Grade Schoolers
3-10-2011
Ask the Giant Squid: To Prepare Squid for Cooking
3-17-2011
Ask the Giant Squid: In the Mountains of March Madness
3-24-2011
Ask the Giant Squid: Please Consult Your Physician
3-31-2011
Ask the Giant Squid: Alpha and Omega
4-7-2011
Notes from the Giant Squid: Damn Those British Ships
4-14-2011
Ask the Giant Squid: All Bills Deserve a Receipt
4-21-2011
Ask the Giant Squid: Do Not Let The Japanese Businessmen Bite
4-28-2011
Ask the Giant Squid: The Supper Party as Valhalla
5-5-2011
Terminal Note
by Poor Mojo's Giant Squid
7-7-2011