Author |
Titles |
"Q" and "A" |
Rant: The Bisexuality FAQ Rant: The Bisexuality FAQ(a Poor Mojo's Classic) |
A.K. Cotham |
Rant: When Does a Start-Up Stop Starting? (A Poor Mojo's "Bad Job, Good Times; Good Job, Bad Times" Rant Contest Notable Entry) |
Abraham Lincoln |
Rant: Lincoln's Last Speech |
Adam Carl |
Fiction: Though I Sleep In Exile |
Adam Greenfield |
Fiction: How to Win a Staring Match with a Building |
Adam Moorad |
Rant: Abject Conjecture Rant: Boy + Girl Fiction: Stevie |
Adam Shobert |
Poetry: We're Having Fun Poetry: Crawl |
Admiral Studmuffin of the HMS Hotass |
Rant: I Want a Ninja. |
Adrian Chen |
Rant: Did You See That Thing I Just Did? |
Adrien Aniceto |
Rant: Silence Speaks Volumes |
Ajai Raj |
Rant: Open Letter to Anyone Who Gives a Shit About Justice |
Alan Benard |
Rant: Fertility's End Rant: Ass-hole!(An Anonymous Rant) Rant: Happy Thanksgiving, Detroit! Rant: Internet Miracles and Church Camp Rant: Watchmena movie review Rant: What Do We Need to Know About James Wenneker Von Brunn? Rant: Put 'em Together And What Have You Got? Poetry: George W. Bush (An Electoral Elegy Clerihew, winner) |
Alan C. Baird |
Rant: Wacky Iraqi Pinochle |
Aleathia Drehmer |
Poetry: Vera Poetry: Millstone |
Aleister Crowley |
Rant: De Thaumaturgia Rant: The Law of Liberty Rant: Of Eden and the Sacred Oak |
Alex Chambers |
Poetry: The Garden's Dirty |
Alex Galper |
Poetry: Up to the Heavens Poetry: A Christmas Story Poetry: Daring Winter Escape |
Alex Kim |
Rant: More Than Pikachus And Purple Hair: The Truth About Animé Fiction: Killing Kittens: My Living Hell |
Alice Folkart |
Poetry: Winter Night Oahu |
Alice Mullen |
Poetry: Inside a Nuclear Reactor |
Alison Daniel |
Poetry: Eros In Wonderland Poetry: Odysseus Goes Tripping Poetry: A Last Violent Test of Faith Under Diocletian Poetry: Hermes Poetry: Watering the Moon Poetry: Moving On |
Alison Eastley |
Poetry: The Axolotls Poetry: The Hermaphrodite Time Poetry: The Truth Of Wonder Boy Poetry: Chakra Blue Poetry: He Falls Asleep Poetry: Anywhere But Troy Poetry: Some Nurses Go Too Far In Room 29 Poetry: Two Poems by Alison Eastley: Aisle Number Eight and Needles And Pins Poetry: 23 Degrees Of Freedom Isn't Enough Poetry: The Resting Place |
Allen Kopp |
Fiction: The Christmas Club |
Alma J. Foster |
Fiction: Little Wolff's Wooden Shoes |
Amanda Gareis |
Poetry: Almonte Public Library Children's Chess Club |
Amanda Hodges Weir |
Fiction: Souls of the Shoes |
Ambrose Bierce |
Rant: The Art of Controversy Rant: The Gift of Gab Rant: A Mad World Rant: Natura Benigna Fiction: Valuable Advice from Ambrose Bierce Fiction: More Valuable Advice from Ambrose Bierce Fiction: The Ingenious Patriot Fiction: The Catted Anarchist Fiction: The Sagacious Rat Fiction: Congress and the People Fiction: Chickamauga Fiction: A Baby Tramp |
Amy Barbour |
Rant: An Argument from the Nonviolent Liberal |
Anastasios Manettas |
Rant: What Happens When You Assume? (An Essay About Watchmen) |
Andrew Kaye |
Poetry: Names for Baby Poetry: My Devil |
Andrew McDevitt |
Rant: Punk Lyrics from the Unlikeliest of Places |
Andrew Wilson |
Fiction: Osai's Razor Fiction: Matsukaze |
Andy Henion |
Fiction: I Went to See a Man Named Reggie Fiction: A Brief Courtship of Tamatra, the Vagina-Free Woman Fiction: Five Examples of My Work Fiction: Pizza Guy Fiction: A Little Something for Your Trouble Fiction: All the Rage in the World Fiction: Hubie Siskel Is No Hero |
Angelo Ancheta |
Poetry: Once upon a time Poetry: National Heroes' Day |
Angelo B. Ancheta |
Poetry: The Subject Poetry: What the Ghost Saw |
Ann Hite |
Fiction: Borrowed Time Fiction: Blackberry Winter Fiction: Bahama Lime Fiction: A Discarded Spell |
Anne Cammon |
Poetry: In a Hot Country |
Anne Marie Ellison |
Rant: Here's What I Hate About Christmas: All the Fucking Naysayers. |
Anonymous |
Poetry: Farmer's Arms |
Anthony Liccione |
Poetry: A New York Fire Poetry: Egg Poetry: On Conquering Poetry: Raven |
Antonio G. Hopson |
Fiction: Greg Hieronymus' Face is On Fire |
April Tierney |
Rant: G-Strings, Thongs and Panties |
Architeuthis dux (the Giant Squid) |
Rant: Why I Propose to Wrest Control of This "Almanac(k)" From it's Filthy, Simian Purveyors; How I shall Accomplish the Deed; and How You, the Fair Reader, shall Benefit Rant: Why I Propose to Wrest Control of This "Almanac(k)" From it's Filthy, Simian Purveyors; How I shall Accomplish the Deed; and How You, the Fair Reader, shall Benefit |
Aristophanes, via Aristodemus, who passed it on to Apollodorus, who in turn told Plato who now tells Us |
Rant: Briefly, On the Nature of Love and, Thus, Sexuality(a brief selection from Plato's Symposium) |
Aristotle |
Rant: Practical Advice for the Tragic Poet |
Arthur D. Casciato |
Poetry: But Who's Counting? Poetry: For You (After Catullus 1) |
Ashok Niyogi |
Poetry: Time Passes And Passing Leaves No Trace Poetry: Poem In Six Parts |
Ashwini Ahuja |
Fiction: It Is an Adjustment |
Aurelio Rico Lopez III |
Poetry: haiku |
Aurora Fadlan |
Fiction: The Crispin and How She Learned the Secret of Swabian Leather Tanning, part 1 of 2 Fiction: The Crispin and How She Learned the Secret of Swabian Leather Tanning, part 2 of 2 |
B. James Williams |
Poetry: Ode to Madeline Lynn Lindsborg-Williams (1952-2005) Poetry: Baby, Steal the Automobiles Down Poetry: On Reclaiming Sadness for the Tortured Artist |
B.R. Dionysius |
Poetry: A Very Ugly Australian |
Barry Basden |
Rant: Sarah's Field Rant: Mother's Day Rant: Reynolds and Me Rant: Cousin Jake Fiction: Always Be Closing |
Barry Blumenfeld |
Poetry: Speedway Poetry: The Dual Poetry: The Vision After the Sermon Poetry: Breasts with Red Flowers Poetry: Caruso Sings Santa Lucia Poetry: Independence Day, 1984 Poetry: My War with the Robins Poetry: Gesso (from Mommy, part 1 of 5) Poetry: Seaman (from Mommy, part 2 of 5) Poetry: Radio (from Mommy, part 3 of 5) Poetry: The Ibis (from Mommy, part 4 of 5) Poetry: The Mask (from Mommy, part 5 of 5) Poetry: Group-therapist Contemplates Winter Crows Poetry: Group-therapist Contemplates Dead Songbirds Poetry: Group-therapist Listens to Water Music Poetry: Group-therapist dreams of wolves Fiction: The Remorse of Willy O'Ryan (parts 1, 2, 3 of 6) Fiction: The Remorse of Willy O'Ryan (part 4 of 6) Fiction: The Remorse of Willy O'Ryan (part 5 of 6) Fiction: The Remorse of Willy O'Ryan (part 6 of 6) |
Basho |
Poetry: The Monkey's Raincoat |
Ben Langdon |
Fiction: Sunday Delivery |
Ben Murphy |
Fiction: On Beginnings |
Ben Smith |
Poetry: Stealing the Press |
Ben Stroud |
Fiction: Sedgwick Meets Satan (and things are never the same again) Fiction: The Last Souvenir Fiction: The Devil Leaves Mrs. Harbison (part 1 of 2) Fiction: The Devil Leaves Mrs. Harbison (part 2 of 2) Fiction: At the Carnival Fiction: Barry Fiction: Sedgwick Meets Satan (and things are never the same again)(a Poor Mojo's Classic) |
Benjamin Franklin |
Rant: A Letter on the subject of DAYLIGHT SAVING To THE AUTHORS of The Journal of Paris Rant: How I Became a Printer in Philadelphia (from his Autobiography) Rant: Remarks Concerning the Savages of North America Rant: Information to Those Who Would Remove to America Rant: Scheme for a New Alphabet and a Reformed Mode of Spelling Rant: Rules by Which a Great Empire May Be Reduced to a Small One |
Benjamin Torbush |
Fiction: Duodenum |
Beth Carter |
Rant: Happy Holidays from the Carter Compound! Rant: Happy Holidays from the Carter Compound!(a Poor Mojo's Xmas Classic) |
Bob Johnson |
Rant: Letter from Porlamar: The Tale of John Smith, and the Driving Habits of Venezuelans Rant: Letter from Juan Griego: On Fishing on Isla Margarita, and the Menace of the Chinese Fishing Fleet |
Bob Natiello |
Rant: Stop Opposite Sex Marriage |
Bob Sim-Devine |
Poetry: Trepanation |
Bob Wallass |
Rant: Javelina Death Rap |
Brett Richard Fennessy |
Poetry: Getting Free Poetry: Thoughts at Evening Poetry: Inside Boxing Poetry: O-Saru Poetry: Curriculum Poetry: Chuo Sen Fiction: All in Good Time |
Brett Yates |
Poetry: Leukemia |
Brian Beise |
Fiction: How to Survive Madmen |
Brian Sack |
Rant: You Are Bidding On A Mistake |
Brian Smith |
Rant: Recycled Christmas: One Family's Revolution Against the Shopping Mall |
Brian Willems |
Fiction: A Grisly Start (with Musical Accompaniment) |
Bryon D. Howell |
Rant: The World Can Keep Going -- I'm Already Off! Poetry: Lost in the Wonderful World of Delusion . . . |
Byron Adams |
Poetry: Minivan Crash on I-95 Poetry: Minivan Crash on I-95 (a Poor Mojo Classic) |
C. Nolan Deweese |
Poetry: Trash Day Poetry: Trash Day(a Poor Mojo's Classic) |
C.B. Hinojosa |
Rant: The Misunderstood Life of St. Barnaby Stylites |
C.L. Bledsoe |
Poetry: While I Lay Quietly |
C.S. Bhagya |
Fiction: The Darkness |
Cami Park |
Poetry: Things I Hated Poetry: Playland Poetry: Two Poems by Cami Park: Of Angels and Pudding and You Don't Have a Face Fiction: Little Green Houses |
Cara Jeanne Spindler |
Rant: Dear Mr. Brooks:An Open Letter to That Guy Who Wrote That Fucking Article in the Atlantic Monthly Poetry: Chonchón at Night Poetry: Gilt Mirrors Poetry: Tractors I: Plough Poetry: As the Body Emerged from the Sculptor's Cage Poetry: Mary Celeste Poetry: Patagonia Transcript Poetry: A Document In Madness Poetry: Mary Celeste(a Poor Mojo's Classic) Poetry: Patagonia Transcript (a Poor Mojo Classic) |
Cara Spindler |
Rant: Dispatch from a Writer's Retreat in Minnesota |
Caren Gussoff |
Rant: Wanda's Watching (The Poor Mojo's "Worst Possible Cover Letter" Rant Contest WINNER!) |
Caroline Henry |
Fiction: A Myth About Yes |
Catherine Daly |
Poetry: Salsa |
Catherine J.S. Lee |
Fiction: Collateral Damage |
Cathy Eaton |
Fiction: Cavern Tavern |
Catullus |
Poetry: Poem 111 Poetry: Poem 16 Poetry: Poem 69 Poetry: Poem 15 |
Cecil Lue Disharoon |
Rant: Gender Bending Commercial Memes |
Changming Yuan |
Poetry: Pumpkins |
Charles Baudelaire |
Rant: The Evil Glass-Seller |
Charles Clifford Brooks III |
Rant: Gym Etiquette: For Those Who Don't Know Or Don't Care Poetry: Bach Poetry: Coltrane |
Charles Hoy Fort |
Rant: Showers of Living Things Rant: Perhaps Hopping Colts From The Book of the Damned Rant: By Krakatoa From The Book of the Damned Rant: Two Bodies from Wild Talents Fiction: The Giant, the Insect, and the Philanthropic-looking Old Gentlemanpart 1 Fiction: The Giant, the Insect, and the Philanthropic-looking Old Gentlemanpart 2 |
Charles Langley |
Fiction: Lester Gans |
Charles P. Ries |
Poetry: Birch Street Poetry: Influences of Light Poetry: Killing Season Poetry: This Is Your Dream Poetry: First Blood |
Chase McGuire |
Fiction: Red Berries |
Chris Butler |
Poetry: Multiple Personality Disorder Poetry: Seizure |
Chris Hebert |
Fiction: The Failure of Sainthood among the Damned |
Christa Miller |
Rant: A Rant On Alcoholic Toddlers (A Poor Mojo's "Bad Job, Good Times; Good Job, Bad Times" Rant Contest Notable Entry) |
Christina Delia |
Fiction: Lonely Gus Gets Mugged Fiction: Saul's Dinner Party |
Christina Frigo |
Fiction: Decay |
Christopher Barnes |
Poetry: NASDAQ Poetry: When Papa Sleeps, Every Night the Same Dream . . . Poetry: Rue Du Coq D'or, Paris Poetry: The Summer Of Love Poetry: The Sultan Of Persuasion |
Christopher David Lake |
Poetry: Chile in Five Course |
Christopher Forsley |
Rant: Sometimes I Fool Around With A Dude Named Jose, But It's Ok Because My Girlfriend Does Too Rant: I Would Have Obeyed Those Gods, Became a Dunce, and Joined the Confederacy |
Christopher John McLouth |
Rant: To Anyone Who Has Ever Visited An Amusement Park. Hell, To Anyone Who Has Ever Purchased A Product. |
Christopher Mulrooney |
Poetry: Nue Sue Revue |
Cindy Kerschner |
Rant: By Hook or By Cook (A Poor Mojo's "The Best Recipe You'd Never Guess" Rant Contest Notable Entry) |
Claire King |
Rant: The Idiot's Guide to Attila the Hun |
Clinton Palanca |
Rant: On Cheese: A Filipino Restaurateur Reflects on Law and Order |
Colin Fleming |
Fiction: Before Visiting |
Colin McKay Miller |
Rant: 30 Seconds Where I Think About Being Alone |
Colleen Sea Stachura |
Poetry: Paper Tape |
Comenius |
Rant: The Search for Wisdom |
Connor Webber |
Poetry: Icarus Plastique Poetry: Ginger Snaps |
Corey Mesler |
Fiction: The Day Sherman Had his Hat Blocked |
Cruz A. Fernandez |
Rant: TITLE: DRUNK FUCK |
D. Kalteis |
Poetry: Her Space |
D.C. Fields |
Poetry: Switch Poetry: Switch(a Poor Mojo's Classic) |
D.E. Fredd |
Fiction: Brendan's Brother Fiction: One for the Road |
Dan Provost |
Rant: Gollahan |
Dan Winterstein |
Fiction: Mr Lipowicz's Liver |
Daniel S. Irwin |
Poetry: My Wish Poetry: Fighting Spirt Poetry: Quik-Mart Conversation |
Danielle Foley |
Rant: In the Zone of the Stream |
Danny Bernardi |
Rant: A Wasted Education And The Rest Rant: Old School Tie Strangles the Professions |
Danny P. Barbare |
Poetry: Christmas Holiday |
Daphna El-Roy |
Poetry: Custom-Made Poetry: Fire Escape Poetry: The Piece That Fell Off Poetry: The Very Last Supper Poetry: Sideways Shot Poetry: Cysticercosis Poetry: Unprivate Death Collection Poetry: Rain Poetry: Courage Poetry: You Are My Playground |
Dave Miller |
Rant: Butt Floss |
Dave Morrison |
Fiction: The Motorcyclist |
Dave Prescott |
Fiction: Wannabe |
Dave Yeager |
Rant: The View From the Top |
David Bricker |
Rant: Any Country That Calls It Grog Is OK in My Book |
David Coffman |
Fiction: Whatsoever Comes After |
David Erik Nelson |
Rant: The Invention of the English Rant: We Whistlers in the Graveyard Rant: My Kid Sister Has Cancer Rant: Feels Like I'm Fixing to Die Rant: David Nelson is Dead Rant: A Suicide Note In A Sewing Table Rant: Thanksgiving & Dark Hungers: Flesh, Guns and Blood Rant: The Half-Life of Shame Rant: Yeats on New Orleans, from Beyond the Grave Rant: Life and Death and Electromagnetic Radiation Rant: Sinister Jokes as Koans Rant: Three Signs Of The End Times Rant: Briefly on What's Wrong with Gay Marriage Rant: A Letter to the President: Malkovich Yoga Vindaloo Rant: Your Data Is Fungible Rant: Happy Quatro de Mayo! Rant: The Audience is Listening Rant: Six Strategies for Coping with Isolation Rant: Hey, Baby Rant: The Invention of the English(a Poor Mojo's Classic) Rant: Direct Translations of Six Phrases I Used in Costa Rica Rant: International Relations Rant: Homewreckers Rant: The Creepiest Film Ever Made Rant: Six Choking Hazards You Never Imagined Poetry: Shakespeare's Sonnet #130 on Acid Poetry: Love Song of T. Alva Edison Poetry: Doggerel for the Day After (An Electoral Elegy) Fiction: The Tendency to Draw Together Fiction: Another Locked Room Fiction: 1K+1 Astral Nights: Prologue Fiction: 1K+1 Astral Nights: Cycle 1, Packet 1 Fiction: 1K+1 Astral Nights: Cycle 1, Packet 2 Fiction: 1K+1 Astral Nights: Cycle 1, Packet 3 Fiction: 1K+1 Astral Nights: Cycle 1, Packet 4 Fiction: 1K+1 Astral Nights: Cycle 1, Packet 5 Fiction: 1K+1 Astral Nights: Cycle 1, Packet 6 Fiction: The Gingerbread Man Fiction: Rejected Curios: Joe Louie Armstrong's "Valved Bugle" Fiction: Another Locked Room(a Poor Mojo's Classic) |
David Erik Nelson and Morgan Johnson |
Rant: The Nastiness Online: A Rant in Conversation |
David Erik Nelson, Editor, PMjA) |
Rant: Flag Day: Schools Should Not Teach Kids To Verbally Fellate Flags(with Addendum) |
David Erlewine |
Fiction: Blue |
David Holub |
Fiction: An Original Performance Art Piece |
David LaBounty |
Poetry: White Teeth |
David Melody |
Fiction: Pool Dreams |
David Pacheco |
Rant: The Last Time I Saw bin Laden Rant: The Last Time I Saw bin Laden(a Poor Mojo's Classic) Rant: The Last Time I Saw bin Laden(a Poor Mojo's Classic) |
David Powell |
Poetry: The Honorable Watson Remembers a Late-Day Lawn, a Student Post Meridiem |
David R. Hughes |
Fiction: Vampire Bananas |
David Robert Nelson |
Rant: Ask Not Rant: Ask Not(a Poor Mojo's Classic) |
David Sallen |
Rant: The Writer's Life: A Letter From New York City |
David Skinner |
Fiction: When Meep Stays Fiction: So, What's in the Bag? |
David de Fina |
Fiction: A Disquieting Event Perpetrated on Phillip Marszalek, Gen. Mgr. of a Halston's Pharmacy |
David-Matthew Barnes |
Poetry: Shotgun |
Dean Bakopoulos |
Fiction: Lemonhead |
Debbie Moorhouse |
Poetry: The Bankside |
Deborah Chilvers |
Fiction: Girls Rule The Spaceship |
Deborah Reed |
Rant: Late In October Rant: The Next Story |
Decker Schott-Noonan |
Fiction: On Being Mugged by One's Own Emotions, a Fictional Memoir |
Deidra Garcia |
Fiction: Academic Standards |
Dennis Mahagin |
Poetry: The Love Song of Sully Sullenberger Poetry: Cymbalta Clown Poetry: Delicate Soil Deep Cheer Soft Blue Heat |
Don Fredd |
Fiction: Sunday with Forbes (part 1 of 2) Fiction: Sunday with Forbes (part 2 of 2) |
Doug Draime |
Poetry: A Seasonal Poem |
Doug Mathewson |
Rant: Tallest of Allest Rant: Sock Puppets Rant: Alien Cave Woman Sex Poetry: Space Invaders Fiction: Jodie's Bunny Fiction: Class Trip Fiction: Plan B Fiction: Caught Out Fiction: High Tops |
Dr. Christopher Kelen |
Poetry: Town of Characters Fiction: Ping Pang Qiu Fiction: The High Wire And The Long Drop |
Dr. Jonathan Swift |
Rant: A Modest Proposalfor preventing the children of poor people in Ireland, from being a burden on their parents or country, and for making them beneficial to the publick. |
Duke Ryder |
Fiction: Slip the Bright Lantango! |
Durga Vijaykumar |
Rant: Saudi Deluge |
Dwight David Eisenhower |
Rant: In the Event of Space Monkey Hyperevolution |
Dwight David Eisenhower, respectively |
Rant: "In The Event Of Moon Disaster" and "In the Event of Space Monkey Hyperevolution"(a Poor Mojo's Classic) |
EE Böt |
Poetry: Three Pithy Poems |
Ed Hanratty |
Rant: Am I still An Unpatriotic Traitor? |
Edgar Allan Poe |
Rant: A Few Words on Etiquette Rant: An Opinion On Dreams Rant: The Philosophy of Furniture Rant: Some Secrets Of The Magazine Prison-House Fiction: The Sphinx |
Edgar Mason |
Rant: Grappling Hooks for the Socially Isolated Fiction: The Dream of Miss Sissy N-- |
Eileen Conner |
Poetry: CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE CONGRAT procedure for personal growth |
Elaine Drennon Little |
Fiction: To Hell in a Hand Basket |
Ellen Hayes |
Rant: I Dated a Playboy Playmate Rant: I Dated a Playboy Playmate (part 1 of 2) Rant: I Dated a Playboy Playmate (part 2 of 2) |
Emily Dickinson |
Poetry: Drowning Is Not So Pitiful Poetry: A Wounded Deer Leaps Highest Poetry: Whiskey Ne'er Tasted So Sweet(a PMjA Uncovered Classic) Poetry: The Moon Poetry: Upon The Gallows Hung A Wretch Poetry: While I Was Fearing It, It Came Poetry: Here's To The Gash That Never Heals(a PMjA Uncovered Classic) Poetry: Hope Is A Subtle Glutton Poetry: For Each Ecstatic Instant |
Emily Dufton |
Rant: Craigslist Ad Fiction: Touching Me, Touching You Fiction: CVS |
Eric Bennett |
Fiction: Be A Man Fiction: The Problem with Tats |
Eric Howerton |
Rant: Pricing Paradigms |
Eric Suhem |
Fiction: Mrs. S Fiction: Antique Heroin Fiction: Born Free |
Erik Garner Warren |
Rant: Mistakes Were Made Rant: Here's What I Hate About Christmas: All the Fucking Gentiles Rant: Hobbits Liked to Have Books Filled with Things They Already Knew: Reflections on a Post-Soviet Kazakhstan Rant: Hobbits Liked to Have Books Filled with Things They Already Knew: Further Reflections on a Post-Soviet Kazakhstan Rant: Diarrhea and the Lord: A Primer Fiction: This Is Not A Story Fiction: This Is Not A Story |
Errell Owens |
Poetry: I Used to Rollerblade a Lot |
Errid Farland |
Fiction: Stuck Like Glue Fiction: Asymmetry Fiction: Dead Redhead Fiction: How Pam Got A Blue Ribbon And Harvey Got Shot In The Butt Fiction: It's All in the Timing Fiction: Finished Too Late Fiction: Who's the Fairest? Fiction: The Road to Masonville Fiction: Short Change Fiction: Hankerings Fiction: The Missing String Fiction: A Troubled Man |
Ethan Bernard |
Rant: Why Not Swashbucklers? |
Eva Lesko Natiello |
Rant: You Say Tentacle, I Say Testacle |
F. Scott Fitzgerald |
Fiction: The Diamond as Big as the Ritz |
Faith Van Horne |
Rant: Revenge Cookies (The Poor Mojo's "The Best Recipe You'd Never Guess" Rant Contest WINNER!) |
Foster Dickson |
Poetry: Lightning Bug Fiction: Haiku |
Francine DuBois |
Poetry: President Lincoln Never Wore a Turtleneck Sweater |
Francis J. Child |
Poetry: The Grey Cock |
Francis Raven |
Poetry: Leaf Treatise |
Frank Sloan |
Rant: My Private Self-Help Guru Rant: Some of Us Wonder Rant: The Ordeal Of Change Poetry: What I Want for Christmas |
Franz Kafka |
Fiction: The Neighbour Fiction: A Report to an Academy, part 1 of 2 Fiction: A Report to an Academy, part 2 of 2 Fiction: A Report to an Academy: An Interview with the Ape |
Frederick Douglass |
Rant: The Word "White" (March 17, 1854) Rant: Why Should A Colored Man Enlist? (April 1863) |
Fritz Garner Swanson |
Rant: So, I'm Living in Small-town Middle America Again Rant: Theoderic, King of the USA |
Fritz Swanson |
Rant: Trains Rant: On John Irving Rant: The Pleasure of Being Downa thirty-three dollar rant Rant: Living On the Moon Rant: Nostalgia Rant: CrapLongStories.com: where publishing might go, you know, maybe Rant: Train Baron Appointed Treasury Secretary; Collection Of 19th Century Cliches Now Complete Rant: With Regards To The Study And The Manufacture Of Art And Literature Rant: Revenge of the Jedi: Starting to Think About Where Copyright is Getting Us (part 1 of 2) Rant: Revenge of the Jedi: Starting to Think About Where Copyright is Getting Us (part 2 of 2) Rant: George W. Bush, Our First Hip-Hop President Rant: Living On the Moon Rant: Bad Dreams Rant: I'm the Exact Same Height as the One-time Democratic Front-Runner; please listen to me because this fact makes me very important Rant: Becoming an American after Having Been Born One Rant: Why the "Huffington Report" Can't Work Rant: Expository Rant: Things We Need Rant: Anna Nicole Smith Died of Pneumonia Rant: A Recipe for Sadness: Why the Jon Stewart/ Chris Matthews Fight Matters for the Obama/Clinton Nomination Fight, and Why It Might Matter for Your Soul Rant: Make Talk Rant: The Raid: Is Social Security Being Robbed by Congress? Poetry: The Flu Ferry Poetry: Poly Play!a found poem (translated from the German) Poetry: Stop Working for The Boss I Poetry: Stop Working for The Boss II Poetry: The Ghost Ship Fiction: The Eighth Lines of Stories Never Written Fiction: The Inspector After the Death of the Great Detective Fiction: The Spectators Fiction: Press Conference in an Apple Grove Fiction: Snorri and Harley go to the Moon Fiction: Press Conference in an Apple Grove Fiction: The Beach Event Fiction: The Eighth Lines of Stories Never Written(a Poor Mojo's Classic) Fiction: Press Conference in an Apple Grove(a Poor Mojo's Classic) Fiction: Snorri and Harley go to the Moon(a Poor Mojo's Classic) |
Fritz Swanson (trans.) |
Poetry: "My body's long sorrow; the Lord, the monster, the lonely reaver." |
Fritz Swanson, Editor |
Fiction: from the Witch Lake Reader |
G. Chartrand and L. Lesniak |
Poetry: A Lobster is a Tree |
G. David Schwartz |
Rant: Briefly Regarding the Heuristics of Self and Other and the Ramifications on the Self-Ideation of Economic Personhood: The Parable Of The Copper Pennies Poetry: Bill Smith Poetry: I Have A Way Of Guaranteeing |
G. David Schwartz |
Rant: Nate Crumpley |
G.I. Lewis |
Poetry: Happiness |
Gabriel ArcAngelo Renzo |
Poetry: Hot Day on the Steps af a Brownstone |
Gabriel Ricard |
Fiction: Crazy Head Fiction: The Great Outdoors, Adventures In |
Gail Taylor |
Fiction: Tornado |
Gary Beck |
Rant: The Danger of Dumbing Down |
Gary Glauber |
Fiction: Trump Card (part 1 of 3) Fiction: Trump Card (part 2 of 3) Fiction: Trump Card (part 3 of 3) |
Gary Presley |
Rant: Happily Ever After Rant: Unholy Eucharist Fiction: Thursday, Big Spring, Texas Fiction: So Very Cliché |
Gavin S. Lambert |
Fiction: On the Occasion of Wet Cat |
Geetanjali Chitnis |
Poetry: The Platform Poetry: Snail |
Gene Barry |
Poetry: Clip-Cloppin Fiction: Tip-Toeing Through My Diary |
Genevieve Canceko |
Fiction: So This Is San Diego |
Geoffrey Baumgartner |
Fiction: Bail Bonds |
George Bernard Shaw |
Rant: How to Write a Popular Play |
George W. Bush |
Rant: Rules of Civility & Decent Behavior In Company and Conversation: a Book of Etiquette, Abridged |
George Washington |
Rant: Rules of Civility & Decent Behaviour in Company and Conversation: a Book of Etiquette |
Georgia Blake |
Rant: A Rebuttal for the "Airborne Fucking Ranger" |
Gerald Budinski |
Fiction: About Cleaning Maxine's |
Geronimo |
Rant: Geronimo's Mightiest Battle Rant: Coming of the White Men |
Glen Jones |
Rant: A Man's World |
Godfrey Logan |
Poetry: Daddy and Them |
Gordon Smith |
Rant: Britney Spears has Big Boobs Rant: Kill! Kill! Kill! No Mercy For the Masses! Rant: Voting Is For Suckers Rant: That Was One Boring Apocalypse Rant: Finland, Finland Uber Alles Rant: The Retail Manifesto, part two If the Customer is Always Right, You Can Suck My Cock Rant: 911 or Gulf Wars Chapter II: America Strikes Back Fiction: Here |
Gordon Smith and Erik Garner Warren |
Rant: Quite Rich |
Graham Catt |
Poetry: Ant People Poetry: Pig |
Greg Rutter |
Poetry: My Buddy or First Night Out Poetry: Those Huge Dark Eyes Poetry: Heirlooms Poetry: Trials and Tribulations Poetry: An Open Apology To All My Friends Poetry: Thursday, November 11th, 2004 (an Ashley Davenport poem) Fiction: Passing Time |
Gregory Liffick |
Fiction: All |
Gwendolyn Joyce Mintz |
Rant: It's Okay For Me To Be Happy Poetry: Barbecue Poetry: Metronome Fiction: Taking Leave (part 1 of 2) Fiction: Taking Leave (part 2 of 2) Fiction: Knowing (part 1 of 2) Fiction: Knowing (part 2 of 2) Fiction: Getting Paid Fiction: Nobody's Dead Yet Fiction: The Twelfth Step Fiction: Working Nights Fiction: Claim Fiction: A Wide Ass And No Shame Fiction: Bride For A Day Fiction: Playing Barbies Fiction: Jumpin' and Shoutin' and Carryin' On Fiction: First Love Fiction: Wading Fiction: Shattering Crystal Fiction: Maybe Today Fiction: Can I Get An Amen? Fiction: Revolution Fiction: Angel Wings Fiction: Getting Paid(a Poor Mojo's Classic) Fiction: B.O.B. Fiction: The Jar Fiction: Obsidian |
H.L. Mencken |
Rant: The Feminine Mind Rant: Women's Intelligence Rant: The Masculine Bag of Tricks Rant: Why Women Fail Rant: The Thing Called Intuition Rant: The Thing Called Intuition Rant: How Marriages are Arranged Rant: Men as Aesthetes Rant: The Male Beauty Rant: A Neglected Anniversary Rant: Last Words: A Short Essay on Democracy Rant: Chiropractic |
H.P. Lovecraft |
Rant: The Despised Pastoral Rant: Notes On Writing Weird Fiction Rant: Notes On Writing Weird Fiction Rant: At the Root Rant: History of the Necronomicon Rant: Metrical Regularity |
Hal O'Leary |
Poetry: e e cummings Poetry: To My Love |
Hannah Holborn |
Fiction: The World's Gone Crazy and His Old Lady With It |
Harvey Roberts |
Rant: Prepare to Read my Awesomeness (A Poor Mojo's "Worst Possible Cover Letter" Rant Contest Notable Entry) |
Heather Siegel |
Rant: The Slow Drain Rant: News from the Center of the Ring of Fire |
Heinrich Cornelius Agrippa |
Rant: The Third Book of Occult Philosophy |
Helen Dring |
Rant: Toffee Lust (A Poor Mojo's "The Best Recipe You'd Never Guess" Rant Contest Notable Entry) |
Helen R. Peterson |
Poetry: Discovering Anatomy Poetry: Talking Myself into Apple Crisp Fiction: The Birth of Madam Satan |
Herman Melville |
Poetry: The Maldive Shark |
Holly Day |
Poetry: Armageddon, Marilyn-Style |
Howard Good |
Poetry: Love, Death, etc. |
Howard Van Sherwood |
Fiction: The Zigraffian Clock |
Howie Good |
Poetry: The Necessity for Ruins |
Hugs |
Rant: All Us Monsters(a video rant) Rant: Presidential Shakespeare(a video rant) |
Huston Lowell |
Fiction: Truck Stop |
IAteCanada@gmail.com |
Poetry: What I learned in AP US History |
Ian C Smith |
Poetry: Ten Tradesmen |
Ian C. Smith |
Poetry: Fish Tale |
Irene Tejaratchi |
Fiction: Spellman, Bastion of Fine Sartorial Standards |
Irma Cedeño |
Rant: The Tale of the Drunk Immigrant in Spain Rant: Two American Latinas Seeking Adventure in Morocco; What They Found Rant: On How I Grew Afraid Of Becoming A Raisin In The Sun In The Wintertime Because Of The View From The Balcony |
Jørgen G. Cleemann |
Rant: A Revised Policy Concerning the Enjoyment of Unseasonably Pleasant Weather, with Caveat |
J. A. Tyler |
Fiction: 72nd and Wabash, One Block off State Street |
J. Bradley |
Rant: About The Game Poetry: The Bride of Dracula's Gynecologist on Career Day Poetry: Why Health Insurance Never Covers Her Vagina Dentata Poetry: The Kama Sutra of the Kraken |
J. Daniel Janzen |
Fiction: The Surprise Witness Fiction: Yours Truly Fiction: Uri |
J. Kubusch |
Fiction: Worst That Could Happen |
J. M. Munsil |
Rant: Ode to A Large Computer Store Which I Cannot Name Poetry: To John Norman, Slavemaster of Gor Poetry: Like Water on Stone |
J. R. Salling |
Rant: Dinner Chatter Fiction: Betrayed by Basil Rathbone |
J. Sallini-Genovese |
Rant: Sasquatch Math |
J. Troy Seate |
Rant: Sondra's Night of Golden Memories (The Poor Mojo's Monstrously Bad Sex Rant Contest Runner-Up) |
J.A. Tyler |
Fiction: The Night Harold Killed Himself |
J.D. Willoughby |
Fiction: Yellow-maned Invaders |
J.E.C. |
Rant: The Problem of Evil Rant: The Problem of Communism; or Why It's Bad To Have an MBA as President Rant: Don't Fear the Reefer Rant: The Madness of King George |
J.M. Munsil |
Poetry: An Argument For Being A Prick or Philosophikal Consolation For A Man With A Small Prick, Big Dreams And An Unfulfilled Wife |
J.M. Munsil and R.F. Long |
Rant: Over The Transom |
J.R. Salling |
Poetry: Replicated Fiction: The Good-Bye Hyena |
Jack London |
Rant: The Somnambulists Rant: The Shrinkage of the Planet Rant: The Yellow Peril Rant: These Bones Shall Rise Again |
Jacob Schnee |
Poetry: One |
Jacob and Wilhelm Grimm |
Fiction: The Story of the Youth Who Went Forth to Learn What Fear Was Fiction: The Mouse, The Bird, and the Sausage |
Jacqueline Zillioux |
Rant: Dunkin Donuts' Contribution to Global Warming |
James Henry Ingram |
Fiction: A.D. 755 From the 1823 translation of the Anglo-Saxon Chronicle |
James Jason Dye |
Poetry: Supposing Poetry: And That's That Poetry: And That's That |
James Keane |
Poetry: Untouchable |
James Monteith |
Poetry: If The Earth Were a Glass Ball Poetry: If The Earth Were a Glass Ball(a Poor Mojo's Classic) |
James P. Miller |
Rant: Brittany, We're Coming to Get You |
James P. Miller and the PMjA Staff |
Rant: Brittany Mary-Kate and Ashley, We're Coming to Get You |
James Pyle |
Rant: JIM ROME SHOW LOOKING FOR A WRITER (Orange County) (A Poor Mojo's "Worst Possible Cover Letter" Rant Contest Notable Entry) |
Jane Adam |
Poetry: Save Your Life Poetry: Pet |
Jane Røken |
Rant: Sirkus Andromeda Rant: Mandrake's Revenge |
Janey Brewer |
Rant: Tipped by a Madwoman (A Poor Mojo's "Bad Job, Good Times; Good Job, Bad Times" Rant Contest Notable Entry) |
Jason Dulde |
Rant: legitimate beef Fiction: That Ain't No Star, Baby. That's a Police Helicopter! |
Jason Gurley |
Fiction: Of Pocket Knives, Tackle Boxes and Women in Bathing Suits |
Jason Kirk |
Rant: My, Has She Ever Aged Shamefully Poetry: Saint Cecilia: World Party Telegramvitætion |
Jason Michael |
Rant: Why Do All These Bands Have Numbers in Their Names? Rant: Why Doesn't Anyone Love Me? Rant: I Have Precious Little Indie Cred Rant: Why Doesn't Anyone Love Me?(a Poor Mojo's Classic) Fiction: A Faster, More Scalable Afterlife Fiction: A Faster, More Scalable Afterlife(a Poor Mojo's Classic) |
Jason Polan |
Rant: A Guide to Charging the Mound;How to Win, No Matter What Rant: A Letter to the Editors, in Celebration of PMjA Issue #200 Rant: The Blind Accordion Player Rant: It Was Wet Outside And Everybody Was Carrying Heavy Things Rant: Things on a Bridge Rant: 756 Poetry: Forward Across the Sky Poetry: Calisthenics Fiction: They Think It Is Funny Fiction: Snow Fiction: The Driver Fiction: The Blue Sweater Fiction: The Acrobat Fiction: And Then He Ate Her Fiction: They Did Not Know Each Other |
Jason Rice |
Fiction: King Of Memory Fiction: Mary This Way Fiction: Friends, Other Half, Interior Fiction: Philip Fiction: Spark |
Jeff Garito |
Poetry: Boardinghouse Haiku |
Jefrey Scattini |
Poetry: Friends' Bar |
Jennifer D. Pellerin |
Fiction: Lloyd Gets Free (part 1 of 2) Fiction: Lloyd Gets Free (part 2 of 2) |
Jennifer Metsker |
Poetry: Think Tank |
Jennifer Robinson |
Fiction: The Morning After |
Jenny Wright |
Rant: How Not to Write |
Jeremy Cope |
Rant: Killing In The Land Of Make Believe |
Jeremy Gregersen |
Poetry: Familiar |
Jerry Vilhotti |
Fiction: Deep Purple Dream Fiction: Eyes of a Dead Man Fiction: Inch Lak Flinch |
Jessica Dzwigalski |
Rant: Warning: Excessive Use May Result in Loss of Motor Skills |
Jessica Longo |
Rant: Why Free Stuff From The Internet Is A Bad IdeaorWhy Do I Do Stupid Things To Myself? |
Jessie Banhazl |
Fiction: And Somewhere in the Horizon is Cuba |
Jim Oliver |
Rant: Don't Let Them Kid You, It'll Be Back Next Year. |
Jim Ruland |
Fiction: Scenes from Being Bill Walton |
Jim Therkalsen |
Rant: What I Really Want to See On Television Rant: What I Really Want to See On Television(a Poor Mojo's Classic) |
Jimmy Chen |
Rant: Deaf in Venice |
Jimmy Richard Nieto |
Poetry: The Ink |
Jnana Hodson |
Fiction: Come Springing |
Joanna M. Weston |
Poetry: Christmas Tea Poetry: Window on April |
Joe Boland |
Poetry: House of Correction Poetry: House of Correction(a Poor Mojo's Classic) |
Joe Filippone |
Rant: Acing The Oral Failing the Fucking (A Poor Mojo's Monstrously Bad Sex Rant Contest Notable Entry) |
Joel Van Noord |
Fiction: GET DOWN MOTHER FUCKER Fiction: Save the Turtles Fiction: Save the Turtles Fiction: From LOLcats to Cake Breaks |
John Beleskas |
Fiction: Blonde and Blue Like the Moon |
John Dryden and Ovid |
Poetry: Of Snakes and Pools (two selections from Dryden's translation of Ovid) |
John Eidswick |
Fiction: The New Wine |
John Gorman |
Fiction: Citizen's Arrest |
John Grey |
Poetry: First Sex I Ever Saw Poetry: In Case Of Toxins, Read Poetry |
John Grochalski |
Poetry: Grace Poetry: Football |
John Hawfield |
Fiction: Horse Sense |
John Sakkis |
Poetry: Before Navaronne Poetry: Alevas Hotel Poetry: Santa Cruz |
John Sheirer |
Rant: Next to West Virginia |
John Sweet |
Poetry: Thief Poetry: motherfucker Poetry: Forest |
John Woodington |
Fiction: Introduction |
Johnny Retail |
Rant: The Retail Manifesto, part one Rant: What I Don't Want for Christmas, or The Johnny Retail Xmas Rant. Rant: What I Don't Want for Christmas, or The Johnny Retail Xmas Rant |
Jon Reeve |
Poetry: Animist Youth |
Jonathan Farlow |
Fiction: The Woodpecker and Blossom Hit the Road, part 1 of 4 Fiction: The Woodpecker and Blossom Hit the Road, part 2 of 4 Fiction: The Woodpecker and Blossom Hit the Road, part 3 of 4 Fiction: The Woodpecker and Blossom Hit the Road, part 4 of 4 Fiction: How To Take The Hunt Out Of The Hunter |
Jonathan Hayes |
Poetry: San Francisco, California Poetry: Like Eyes of the Tapster Poetry: Father Poetry: Klepto Therapy Poetry: Chicken Poem Poetry: The Lilies Poetry: The Lost Hours Poetry: The Deck Doesn't Look Good Poetry: Dirt Poetry: A Green Monster Grins Poetry: On the Bus Poetry: Love on Market Street Poetry: At the Desk Poetry: Awakening Poetry: Christmas Poetry: The Game Poetry: My Neighbor Poetry: Fame Poetry: Dim Sum Poetry: Taking the Girl Poetry: On the West Side Poetry: On the Floor Poetry: The Black Dude Poetry: The Feeling Poetry: The Hot-Spring Geisha Poetry: On the Edge Poetry: At the Henry Darger Exhibit Poetry: Hanging Out the Window Poetry: Three Poems by Jonathan Hayes: Territory, One More Thing, and Archeology Poetry: Two Poems by Jonathan Hayes: The Sadhu Sits and At Technical Support Poetry: Two Poems by Jonathan Hayes: The Boob Tube and The Bellybutton Poetry: Conversating Weldon Kees Poetry: Waking Up, Again Poetry: The Ashcan's Poetry: Animal Poetry: Summer Camp Poetry: 47 Van Ness Poetry: Full Morning Drunk Poetry: That Man at the Bar Poetry: Klepto Therapy (a Poor Mojo Classic) Poetry: A Buddhist Monastery in Nova Scotia Poetry: Us Poetry: Soft Parade Poetry: Field Trip Poetry: ate a slice of pizza |
Jorge Sanchez |
Poetry: Beginning: A Palindrome Poetry: Beginning: A Palindrome(a Poor Mojo's Classic) |
Jose Mari Gotera |
Poetry: My Poetry Poetry: Canción Poetry: Spanish Tanka Poetry: Black Widow |
Joseph Lambert |
Poetry: The Body's Working |
Joseph Lisowski |
Poetry: Mirrors |
Joseph Modugno |
Fiction: Old Man, the Young Boy, and the Boat with the White Sail Fiction: Toms River Fiction: Over the Dark Waters of the Vltava |
Joseph Scott Rutledge |
Rant: Amerikan Spectacle Fiction: God's Wrath Is A Motherfucker |
Joshua Meander |
Fiction: Saint Paulie's Curve |
Joshua Willey |
Rant: Silent Shout Fiction: After The Olympics Fiction: Black and Mild |
Juanita Walton |
Rant: Try It Before You Buy It (A Poor Mojo's Monstrously Bad Sex Rant Contest Notable Entry) |
Julie Ann Shapiro |
Fiction: The Chimpanzee Ate My Cookies Fiction: Elephants and Elvis |
Julie Ann Shapiro and Kajsa Wiberg |
Fiction: What Pelicans Know of Lemon Tart |
Julie Ann Weinstein |
Fiction: Was Earl |
Julio Peralta-Paulino |
Rant: If You Ask Me, When the Women Play Well, It's Like the Most Excellent Jazz Music and You Just Go 'Yeah, Man, Oh, Yeah' Fiction: Tourist Pet Fiction: Man Is Hopeless Fiction: Till Tomorrow Fiction: Letter From Joshua To Alice Fiction: The Neb Of A Sexist, Murderous Affair Fiction: Planet Gaby Fiction: Prose Poem Fragment In Porn |
June Warden |
Poetry: Crocuses Are Coming Up |
Justin Brock-Jones |
Rant: Black Friday Rules |
Karen Ackland |
Fiction: A Man of Letters |
Karen Bradley |
Fiction: The Purple Mai Tai Tiki Lounge |
Karen Bremer Masuda |
Fiction: Woven Stories |
Karen Schwabach |
Rant: Fourteen Planes to Chefornak (The Poor Mojo's My Travel Fiasco Rant Contest WINNER!) |
Karyna McGlynn |
Poetry: For Colleen Found On Sunday |
Kat Nove |
Rant: Crap World(A Poor Mojo's "Bad Job, Good Times; Good Job, Bad Times" Rant Contest WINNER!) Rant: Call Me A Romantic Rant: Breakfast in the Twilight Zone |
Katelyn Crawford |
Poetry: When Laughter Was Cheaper |
Katharine Coldiron |
Rant: Traffic Rant: Boy in Cart |
Katharine Polenberg |
Poetry: I'm Your Field Trip |
Kathy A. Fisher |
Rant: The Next Time I Go To A Sex Toy Party (A Poor Mojo's Monstrously Bad Sex Rant Contest Notable Entry) Rant: Conversation With An Idiot |
Katie Williams |
Fiction: The Tightrope Walker Story |
Keith Landrum |
Rant: No Rules |
Kelly Cahill |
Poetry: And We Clean |
Ken Goldman |
Fiction: One Day In Summer |
Kenn Ralf Schmenkei Barrett |
Poetry: My Poor Sony |
Kenneth Anthony Slaathaug |
Poetry: November 33 |
Kenneth Clark |
Poetry: Requiem for a Shrimp Boat |
Kenneth Darling |
Fiction: Flight of Fancy |
Kenneth L. Clark |
Poetry: Ordinary Evening In Dothan Poetry: Three Poems by Kenneth L. Clark: Aestuum, Remembering Jean Paul, and Friendship, or Bees Of The Invisible |
Kenneth Radu |
Fiction: In Jeopardy Fiction: Legs Fiction: Sweet Youth |
Kenneth Slaathaug |
Rant: Hicks' Eulogy Poetry: A Buried Mine Poetry: Ira Hayes |
Kevin Ahearn |
Rant: Role of The RED GLOW: A Choate Tale Fiction: The Man Who Discovered GAY MAN |
Kevin C. Wilson |
Fiction: Santa Gig |
Kevin Gaussoin |
Fiction: Zombies: A New Perspective |
Kevin James Miller |
Rant: Dear Mr. Steele (A Poor Mojo's "Worst Possible Cover Letter" Rant Contest Notable Entry) |
Kevin P. Keating |
Fiction: The Deer Park |
Kevin Vorshak |
Rant: Feminism as a Resolution to Pornography Rant: Rebuttal To "The Word 'White'" (March 18, 1854) Poetry: Lovecraftian Ides of March |
Kim Clark |
Fiction: No U's |
Kirk Davis |
Poetry: Wish You Were Here Poetry: Shotguns from Junkpile Tubes Poetry: Insomnia |
Kirk Ort |
Fiction: Her Time Fiction: 1600 Pennsylvania |
Kirsty Logan |
Rant: The Shaven Kiwi (A Poor Mojo's "The Best Recipe You'd Never Guess" Rant Contest Notable Entry) |
Kit Kelen and Vivian Kuan |
Fiction: Friend or Enemy? |
Krista Ahmed |
Rant: Letter From Sudan #1: Arrival (part one) Rant: Letter From Sudan #1: Arrival (part two) Rant: Letter From Sudan #1: Arrival (part three) |
Kristine Ong Muslim |
Poetry: Atlas and the Hesperides Poetry: Prufrock's Movie Mania |
Kristopher B. Jacobs |
Rant: U.S. Bums (A Poor Mojo's "My Travel Fiasco" Rant Contest Notable Entry) |
Kristy Athens |
Fiction: Success Fiction: Big Enough |
Kurt Nadie |
Rant: Coochie Blasters! or, Thirteen Ways of Viewing Laser Vaginal Rejuvenation Rant: The Aristocrats |
Kyle Hemmings |
Poetry: Brad Pitt Gets It Done |
L.W. Lower |
Rant: The Bachelors' Guide to the Care of the Young |
LaShawn M. Wanak |
Fiction: Christmas Eve at the Petite Bouchette |
Lady Charlotte Guest |
Fiction: The Dream of Maxen Welig |
Lane Kareska |
Fiction: They're My Arms Now |
Larry Gaffney |
Rant: A Righteous Proposal Poetry: Threnody Poetry: Unhappy Holidays Fiction: Paper Boy Fiction: I, Panderer |
Laura Goldman |
Poetry: Aunt Louanda's Pool |
Laura Grace Weldon |
Rant: Brilliant Trousers Rant: Shunned by Polite Society |
Laurel Sparks |
Poetry: Animal Crackers |
Leah Mueller |
Poetry: Talking to the Dead on Television Poetry: Photo Gallery 1983 Poetry: Word Salad Poetry: Thrill-seeker Poetry: Dead Alewives Poetry: Category Five Poetry: Election Night Poetry: Cyber-Heartbreak Poetry: Ann Arbor, 2:00 AM |
Leah Stephens |
Rant: Lunch Lady Memoirs |
Lee Ann Sontheimer Murphy |
Fiction: Hoo Doo |
Len Baron |
Rant: The Most Depressing Place on Earth |
Lena Judith Drake |
Poetry: impermanence on my arm |
Leslie Nuccio |
Poetry: HaIkullectIon |
Leslie Wolter |
Rant: In His Image Rant: The Penis is an Oppressor |
Lewis Manalo |
Fiction: The Favorite Pastime |
Lisa Zaran |
Poetry: It Takes a Thief to Know a Thief |
Logan Scherer |
Fiction: Are These Your Flip-Flops |
Lori Vest |
Poetry: Dream A Little Dream With Me |
Louis Khor |
Fiction: Baroque? No! |
Louisa May Alcott |
Fiction: Perilous Play, part 1 Fiction: Perilous Play, part 2 |
Lucas Kovar |
Rant: Perfect Day Rant: Electron Band Structure In Germanium, My Ass Rant: In Praise of Close-Mindedness A Manifesto for the Thoughtful Asshole |
Lucia Tomato |
Rant: My Diva Hospitality Demands |
Lucy Clifford |
Fiction: The Imitation Fish Fiction: The Three Little Ragamuffins Fiction: The Baby's Legs Fiction: The Cobbler's Children |
Luis Cuauhtemoc Berriozabal |
Poetry: Learning to Play Dead Poetry: The Other World |
Luke Bruhns |
Rant: Musings After Overtime at the Porn Factory Rant: Live Nude Girls Rant: Operation: Downy Fresh; True Story Of An MP Mission In Iraq Rant: Roseville is Killing Me Rant: Is The Right All That's Left? |
Luminator Thelms |
Poetry: Landfall Poetry: Lighting In August Fiction: Things Got Weird Fiction: Snake Hunt Fiction: The Commando-Spy |
Luminator Thelms |
Poetry: The Undergrinder(after Shel Silverstein) |
Luminator Thelms (translation help from Bablefish and William Gaskill) |
Poetry: A Poem In The Spanish Style |
M. Kendra O'Neal |
Fiction: A Genuine Obstickle |
M.J. Rizzella |
Fiction: Cold Hard Steel |
M.K. Laughlin |
Fiction: Gunnar Caspbury's Standing O |
M.P. |
Rant: For Sale: My Tattoo Rant: For Sale: My Tattoo(a Poor Mojo's Classic) |
M/C |
Rant: Maybe Insane Japanese Robot-Alien-Mythical-Monstrous Fuck Comics Have Got It Right |
M@LONE |
Rant: Devil's Night |
MLQ3 |
Rant: I Am a Bootlicker |
Madison Henderson |
Poetry: Meteor Palette |
Maggie Keyserling |
Fiction: A Joke Gone Too Far |
Maggie Lawson |
Poetry: Reecho |
Malone |
Rant: Imperial America Gets Bit in the Ass. Rant: The Punk Rock Show |
Manish Raiji |
Rant: Toward a Unified Theory of Touch Rant: Just a Maryland Moment Rant: How Can A Man Smoke Without An Ashtray? |
Manish Tushar Raiji |
Rant: An E-Mail |
Manu Chander |
Poetry: Lower Tar and Nicotine |
Manuel L. Quezon III |
Rant: The Promise Rant: Kill the Karaoke Singer Fiction: It Don't Mean a Thing: Part One Fiction: It Don't Mean a Thing: Part Two |
Marc Vincenz |
Poetry: Unabashed Dictator of the Last Great Banana Republic Poetry: King of the Slavs |
Marcy Jarvis |
Poetry: Tussie-Mussie Poetry: Floret Poetry: Chaplet Poetry: Introit Poetry: Over and Under Dolls Poetry: Clinquant Poetry: Birch Bark Creel Poetry: Little Kirsch Face Fiction: Leaves of Absence |
Margaret B. Davidson |
Fiction: Saturday Morning on the Way to the Mall Fiction: Fast Learner |
Margaret Lazarus Dean |
Fiction: Countess Tolstoi and Mrs. Nabokov Reminisce in Heaven Fiction: A Brief Primer on the Grammar of Office Fiction: A Brief Primer on the Grammar of Office(a Poor Mojo's Classic) |
Margot August Woods |
Fiction: Lexicon Devil |
Mari Mitchell |
Fiction: Illustrated Math Teacher |
Mariel Boyarsky |
Poetry: Why M |
Mark Jarman |
Poetry: Unholy Sonnet #9 Poetry: Unholy Sonnet #18 Poetry: Unholy Sonnet #9(a Poor Mojo's Classic) |
Mark Konkel |
Fiction: Last Round |
Mark Lawton |
Poetry: Cabin Pressure |
Mark Twain |
Rant: Wit Inspirations Of The "Two-Year-Olds" Rant: Advice to Little Girls Rant: The Danger of Lying in Bed Rant: My Watch: An Instructive Little Tale Rant: Information Wanted Rant: The Curious Republic Of Gondour Rant: A Memory Rant: How To Tell A Story Rant: The Great French Duel (part 1 of 2) Rant: The Great French Duel (part 2 of 2) Rant: On the Decay of the Art of Lying (part 1 of 2) Rant: On the Decay of the Art of Lying (part 2 of 2) Rant: Some Thoughts on the Science of Onanism Rant: Dan Murphy or The Irish Are Luckless Bastards, and Their Wives Cheap As Hell! Rant: About Smells Rant: The Approaching Epidemic Rant: A Royal Compliment Rant: Our Precious Lunatic Rant: The Wounded Soldier Rant: Last Words of Great Men Rant: The Invalid's Story Rant: Introductory to "Memoranda" Rant: Sold to Satan Rant: An Introduction to Pedro Carolino's The New Guide of the Conversation in Portuguese and English Rant: Some Thoughts on the Science of Onanism(a Poor Mojo's Classic) Rant: Susie's Letter from Santa Rant: The United States of Lyncherdom Rant: Advice to Youth Fiction: The Story of the Bad Little Boy Fiction: The Story of the Good Little Boy Fiction: The Facts Concerning The Recent Carnival Of Crime In Connecticut (part 1 of 2) Fiction: The Facts Concerning The Recent Carnival Of Crime In Connecticut (part 2 of 2) |
Marni Borek |
Fiction: Missing Invisible |
Martin Rutley |
Poetry: 1973 |
Mary Altman |
Poetry: Sliding into Them |
Mather Schneider |
Poetry: Our Last Sunset |
Matt Schneider |
Poetry: Premonition(a song) Poetry: When My Friends Come Around(a song) Poetry: Lull-a-Bye(a song) |
Matt St. Amand |
Rant: Born-Again Bathers |
Matt Sutin |
Poetry: Two Poems by Matt Sutin |
Matt Thomas |
Fiction: An Unwelcome Warmth |
Matthea Marquart |
Rant: Gracious Remarks by my Cooking Enthusiast Friend Keith Upon His First Attempt to Make Dinner in my NYC Kitchen |
Matthea Marquart |
Rant: Never Lie to Mommy |
Matthew D. Tzuker |
Fiction: Bellingham's Last Stand |
Matthew Longo |
Fiction: Two Left of Center |
Matthew Wascovich |
Poetry: Half a Dime in the Desert Poetry: Dean and the Graduated Dinner Poetry: Above the Urban Study Poetry: In a Studio on Perkins |
Max Montesino |
Rant: Concerning The Latino Community of Zhuzhou, China (A PMjA Dispatch from Abroad) Rant: Smokestack City (A PMjA Dispatch from Abroad) Rant: Tianjin Rock City (A PMjA Dispatch from Abroad) |
Max Ross |
Fiction: Asthma |
Megan Abrams |
Poetry: And There You Have It . . . |
Mel C. Thompson |
Poetry: Peet's Harbor & Redwood Creek Poetry: Formal Injunctions On The Worship Of Vicodin Poetry: A Wiki-Leaked Document On The Status Of The Giant Squid |
Melanie Kenny |
Poetry: Now Entering the Floating City Poetry: Refrain Poetry: Secrets in the Floating City Poetry: Une Semaine de Bonte in the Floating City Poetry: Nourriture Poetry: The Baedekker Author Addresses the Floating City Poetry: Cartography Poetry: The Master Thief Courts the Public Librarian Poetry: Trajectory Poetry: The Dirigible Survior Poetry: Crucible: The Dirigible Survivor in Love Poetry: The Canal Digger Tells a Story Poetry: The Astronomist's Notebook |
Melanie McConnell |
Poetry: Do Not Disturb |
Melissa Nation |
Rant: Super Sensitive Human Beings Rant: The Cat Made Me Do It Fiction: So Be It |
Michael A. Wells |
Poetry: Beautiful Music |
Michael Andreoni |
Rant: For MFA Candidates: A Warning |
Michael G. McLaughlin |
Rant: Carpet Bombing the Literary World |
Michael Hoffman |
Fiction: Tick-Tock Fiction: The Golden Key Fiction: Mutilationist |
Michael Hulme |
Fiction: Arrows of Desire |
Michael James Shafer |
Fiction: The Hammock |
Michael Knox |
Poetry: Heed |
Michael L Conley |
Fiction: Scared Womanless |
Michael Lars |
Rant: Raise the Trophies High! |
Michael M. Michaelson |
Rant: My Worst Job Ever: Razing the Rainforest (A Poor Mojo's "Bad Job, Good Times; Good Job, Bad Times" Rant Contest Notable Entry) |
Michael McClenahan |
Fiction: South, Northsouth, Dude |
Michael P. McManus |
Fiction: Monsters Are Everywhere |
Michael Pelc |
Fiction: The One-Two Fiction: The Wreck of the Lizzie G. Fiction: The Con Job Fiction: Friday Morning 3 AM Fiction: Bloody Mystery Fiction: Seymour the Seasick Seal Fiction: The Voice Fiction: Paco in Heaven |
Michael Ray Laemmle |
Fiction: Oh Bear-Attack Pamphlet! |
Michael Wright |
Poetry: Why I Am Not a Musician |
Michelle Baron |
Fiction: A Good Father |
Michelle Fadem |
Rant: Hi My Dearie |
Mike Pilola |
Fiction: Help Fiction: Driving Self Destruction |
Milan Smith |
Fiction: My Pecker |
Milton Gray |
Rant: Evening the Score When Playing the Race Card Rant: Killing in the Land of Roseville Rant: Grief Rant: The Hash House Harriers of Washington, DC |
Misti Rainwater-Lites |
Poetry: Actual VSD Telephone Conversation |
Misty Posey |
Rant: Trials of the Discernible Palate (A Poor Mojo's "The Best Recipe You'd Never Guess" Rant Contest Notable Entry) |
Mitch James |
Rant: Just Left There |
Mo Evans |
Poetry: Maren |
Mollena Lee Williams |
Rant: The Prize for the Lamest Booty Call I have Endured Goes To . . . (The Poor Mojo's Monstrously Bad Sex Rant Contest WINNER!) |
Molly Reynolds |
Rant: The Mouth-Breather I Work With Keeps Smelling My Hair |
Molly Reynolds' Elder Nephew's Science Teacher |
Rant: Pop Quiz |
Morgan Atwood |
Poetry: Holiday Poem |
Morgan Johnson |
Rant: What's With All These Zombies? Rant: On the Difficulty on Ascertaining Normal and Recognizing Costumes (a field study)a thirty-three dollar rant Rant: 1001 Uses for a Container Rant: Remember: In response to Our Anonymous Friend in the Sand's "Death Money Ecstasy." Rant: The Year in Hate Rant: Our Superman, Ourselves; my realization upon reading the Superman is a Dick archive Rant: The Newswire Challenge Rant: A True Rosa Parks Story, From My Mom Rant: Industrial Espionage and the World's Greatest Sangria Recipe Rant: On What It Feels Like To Have A Large-Ish Tumor Cut Out Of Your Back When You Are Awake Rant: The Creepiest Thing I Ever Saw Rant: Review: JJ Abrams' Fringe—pilot episode Rant: Review: Secret Invasion #4 and Captain Britian and MI13 #3 Fiction: The Famous and Talented Horror Author Fiction: Confessions of a Game Show Terrorist Fiction: Whispering into the Sky |
Morgan Johnson and David Erik Nelson |
Rant: Sword of My Mouth: A Review in Conversation |
Morgan Johnson) |
Rant: Political Selections from:THE DEVIL'S DICTIONARY (part 1 of 2) Rant: Political Selections from:THE DEVIL'S DICTIONARY (part 2 of 2) |
N.L.A. Brock |
Fiction: College Life |
Nadine Antoinette Maestas |
Poetry: Exercise IIThe case of the misplaced ace in hand |
Nadine Darling |
Fiction: Must be Love |
Nadine Gallo |
Poetry: Fleas in the Thatch |
Nancy Aldersmith |
Rant: Big Mac Rant |
Nathan Lee |
Fiction: Pool Party |
Nathan Tyree |
Fiction: Notes Toward a Unified Philosophy Fiction: And Still We Fell Fiction: Her Own Lagoon |
Nathaniel Hawthorne |
Fiction: The Devil in Manuscript Fiction: The Maypole of Merry Mount Fiction: Fire Worship Fiction: John Inglefield's Thanksgiving |
Nathaniel Williams |
Fiction: End of the Punch Line |
Nicholas A. Vandermolen |
Fiction: 17th Century Anarchism |
Nicholas Buzanski |
Poetry: Observance |
Nicholas Harp |
Poetry: Tetherball : An Explanation |
Nick Ostdick |
Fiction: Ronald Jones Loves |
Nicola Bruno |
Poetry: A Marmot in The City Poetry: MELTDOWN |
Nicole Aimee Roux |
Poetry: On this Ferris Wheel Poetry: Moving Boxes Poetry: Overreaction |
Nicole Boback |
Rant: Shuffle Your Own Damn Papers Rant: Sympathy |
Nikhita Venugopal |
Fiction: Waiting |
Nino Campos |
Rant: The Flood(A Poor Mojo's Monstrously Bad Sex Rant Contest Notable Entry) |
Noah Berlatsky |
Rant: Read This And I Own Your Brain Rant: Yo-Ho-Ho and a Bottle of Pop-ularity Rant: By The Time It Reach Hollywood, It's Over Rant: What You Are Rant: Tradition and Progress Are Often in Conflict: A Twenty-Minute Practice Essay Suggested by the College Board Writing Service Rant: Before They Were Famous Rant: A Pundit In Every Pot-Head Poetry: The Hoary Hordes of Hoggoth Poetry: Pre-Natal Limerick Poetry: Limerick in Education with Certification Poetry: Sensitive Cavity Limerick Blues Poetry: Tragic Limericks of Middle Earth Poetry: Twentieth Century Boy Fiction: Four Sci-Fi Biographies Fiction: Mamaskin |
Nolan Sen-Snow |
Rant: Aphids |
Norma J. Jones |
Rant: Your First Job: Try Not to Drown the Patients (A Lesson in Humanity) (A Poor Mojo's "Bad Job, Good Times; Good Job, Bad Times" Rant Contest Notable Entry) |
Norma Trent |
Fiction: Walking Away |
Norman Lock |
Fiction: Dreaming Moriarty Fiction: Dreaming Moriarty(a Poor Mojo's Classic) |
Old 27 |
Poetry: Four More Years (With You)(a song) |
Old Man Nelson & His Toy Robot Orchestra |
Poetry: DreidelDreidelDreidel(a song) |
Old People |
Rant: We Hate Fun |
Onyenezi Chika Victor |
Rant: Where are the Streams? Rant: Talking About Reading Rant: Onyeka Nwelue: A Myth Poetry: My Story of Love Fiction: Whiteman's Blood |
Our Anonymous Friend in the Sand |
Rant: Love Me Some Death Money Ecstasy |
Our Reporter |
Rant: Apple Breaks It Down Old School, Pushes Forward, Screams, Break-Dances And Then Sets Itself On Fire. |
P.F. Loyd |
Rant: In Defense of the Hare |
P.L. George |
Rant: Hoopla On Frey Rant: Sorry, Bukowski |
Pamela Blackmon |
Rant: Dumped by Boyfriend--Selling his Tool |
Pamela Tyree Griffin |
Poetry: Mother Root Poetry: Just Say No Poetry: The Wind is a Bellows |
Pamela Tyree Griffn |
Poetry: She Who Pushes |
Papa Osmubal |
Poetry: Prior To A Dictator's Flee To Exile Poetry: Trial Poetry: Sculpture Poetry: Epitaph Poetry: My Father In His Deathbed Poetry: This Goddamn Society: Christmas 2005 Poetry: The Hieroglyphic Bard Poetry: Two Poems by Papa Osmubal: Another One of Those Nights and Early Morning. Macau Poetry: Two Poems by Papa Osmubal: "Rebel vs. Rebel" and "Gourmet's Advice" Poetry: Leal Senado Square Poetry: This Goddamn Society: Five Poems by Papa Osmubal Poetry: A Dadaist In Chung Shan, Guangdong, China Poetry: Omen Poetry: Aubade Poetry: At the PTA Meeting Poetry: GAGA Poetry: Three Poems Fiction: Gopal And The Canaries Fiction: The Student And The Box Fiction: The Northern Kingdom: 4 Minute Stories Fiction: The Firefly And The Mosquito Fiction: The Wind |
Pappy Hants |
Rant: Capitalist Pigs Deserve No More Moral Clarity Than the Rest of Us Rant: NPR Allows Caller to Put His Dick in My Ear, Parts I & II Rant: A Response: Milton Gray Doesn't Get It (But then again, neither do Rachel Maddow, Tucker Carlson, or Chuck D) |
Paritosh Uttam |
Fiction: Made in USA |
Pat Moran |
Poetry: My Christmas Wish |
Patricia Gomes |
Poetry: Drowning Noemi |
Patrick May |
Rant: The End of Static |
Patsy Covington |
Fiction: Nine Mile Post |
Paul Baughman |
Rant: And for This We Got What? (A Poor Mojo's "My Travel Fiasco" Rant Contest Notable Entry) |
Paul Christian Stevens |
Poetry: Naughty Not |
Paul Durica |
Fiction: Mr. Oakley |
Paul Genesius Durica |
Fiction: Harding in Alaska |
Paul Hardacre |
Poetry: The Beetling Rocks Poetry: Charon To Make-Up Poetry: Third In Three Days |
Paul Kavanagh |
Fiction: Whorehouse |
Paul Skrabanek |
Fiction: Hammurabi's Not So Defunct Law |
Penelope Talbert |
Poetry: tuesday, three p m |
Pericles of Athens |
Rant: The Funeral Oration (Including Sundry Observations of Democracy and Athens) |
Pete Lee |
Poetry: Body Piercing Poetry: Kneeling Un Poetry: Admirer Poetry: Fashion Poetry: Breaking the Cycle Poetry: Two Poems by Pete Lee: I am the two Charlton Hestons and Armageddon Pants Poetry: Here in the Situation Room |
Peter Schwartz |
Poetry: Unwanted Love Poem Fiction: Marriage Portrait Fiction: Letter to the Devil |
Phylinda Moore |
Poetry: So Close |
Poor Mojo's Giant Squid |
Rant: On the Meaning of Thanksgiving;the full text of a speech given by the Giant Squid to the assembled orphans of Our Lady of Fatima(a Poor Mojo's Classic) Rant: Terminal Note Poetry: Terminal Note Fiction: Terminal Note |
Poor Mojo's Giant Squid and his lab assistant, Rob Miller) |
Fiction: On Parables(a Poor Mojo's Classic) |
Prakash Kona |
Fiction: Vulnerability of Grass |
President Barack Hussein Obama |
Rant: Inaugural Address |
Presley Waits |
Rant: Clitoris: The Anatomical Gerund |
Prof. Barbara Foster |
Rant: Meet Your Match on Craigslist (A Poor Mojo's Monstrously Bad Sex Rant Contest Notable Entry) |
R.A. Lubow |
Fiction: The Mistake Fiction: Ode To The Strong Fiction: Instead Of Fiction: Almost Flushed |
R.J. Bullock |
Rant: Just the Facts Rant: Consider the Poor Locust Rant: Resemble This Rant: If I Had My Wife's Legs Poetry: Tears Poetry: The Old Man's Last Stand |
Rachel Lawrence |
Fiction: The Girl |
Radames Ortiz |
Poetry: The Closet |
Radhika Sharma |
Rant: Honey I Shrank My Pants |
Ralph the Airborne Ranger |
Rant: A Rebuttal for the Nonviolent Liberal Rant: St. Joeseph and the Fish Flies Rant: A Rebuttal for A Rebuttal of A Rebuttal . . . i think this has gone too far |
Raquel Laneri |
Fiction: Confession |
Ray Matthison |
Rant: My Father is a Convicted Child Molester |
Ray Sikes |
Poetry: Invalid Geometry Fiction: The Sound of Going Away: Saturday Evening with Mrs. White Fiction: Sex Education Fiction: Fighting Michael Jackson Fiction: A World in Black and White Fiction: Evel Knievel and Me Fiction: Les Brers in A Minor Fiction: A Christmas Carol for Jim W. |
Ray Succre |
Poetry: The Enviolate Three Generations |
Raymond Niemi |
Fiction: Vet Chelsea |
Rebecca Calappi |
Rant: Reality As We Know It(A Poor Mojo's "Worst Possible Cover Letter" Rant Contest Notable Entry) |
Rebecca Gaffron |
Rant: To His Wife |
Reid Baer |
Poetry: Feeling A Little Persecuted Poetry: Modern Day Politician Poetry: The Walking Man's Prayer |
Rhonda Parrish |
Rant: How To Save The World Rant: They Found The Dog First Fiction: A Merry Christmas Fiction: A Dozen Things Fiction: One Day on Earth |
Rich Furman |
Poetry: Por Que Poetry: Kisses Poetry: Never to Meet Poetry: Angry Chickens Poetry: Lost Poetry: Behind |
Richard Lee |
Fiction: Night in a Tree |
Richard Lee Ives |
Fiction: I'll Take Care of You |
Richard Milhous Nixon |
Rant: In The Event Of Moon Disaster |
Ricky Garni |
Rant: Rasslin' |
Riley Hoffman and Morgan Johnson |
Fiction: The Love Letters of Jack Warren and Devon March, part 1 Fiction: The Love Letters of Jack Warren and Devon March, part 2 Fiction: The Love Letters of Jack Warren and Devon March, part 3 Fiction: The Love Letters of Jack Warren and Devon March, part 4 Fiction: The Love Letters of Jack Warren and Devon March, part 5 Fiction: The Love Letters of Jack Warren and Devon March, part 6 Fiction: The Love Letters of Jack Warren and Devon March, part 1(a Poor Mojo's Classic) Fiction: The Love Letters of Jack Warren and Devon March, part 2(a Poor Mojo's Classic) Fiction: The Love Letters of Jack Warren and Devon March, part 4(a Poor Mojo's Classic) Fiction: The Love Letters of Jack Warren and Devon March, part 6(a Poor Mojo's Classic) |
RoAnna Sylver |
Fiction: The Mortician's Angels Fiction: The Tea Party |
Rob K. Omura |
Fiction: A Certain Message |
Rob Miller |
Rant: I Have This Fucked Up New Job Rant: My New Job Is WAY More Fucked Up Than I Thought Rant: OK, So I Totally Stepped In It This Time. Totally. Rant: About This Whole "Ode to the Love's Lost" Thing Rant: I Have This Fucked Up New Job(a Poor Mojo's Classic) Rant: My New Job Is WAY More Fucked Up Than I Thought(a Poor Mojo's Classic) Rant: I Have This Fucked Up New Job and it's WAY More Fucked Up Than I Thought(a Poor Mojo's Classic) Fiction: The Two Corpses (A Russian Folktale) Fiction: The Dogs Hold an Election (A Native American Folktale) |
Rob Miller,Lab Assistant and Press Secretary to President Architeuthis duxof the United States of America |
Rant: Squid Of The Union Address |
Robert Anthony Natiello |
Fiction: J.D. Salinger's Tobacco Dependency |
Robert James Carter |
Poetry: Some LSD Morn' |
Robert Levin |
Rant: Stupidity: Its Uses & Abuses |
Robert S. Devine |
Poetry: I Am Not Like You Poetry: Adios |
Robert Y. Rabiee |
Fiction: Trying Not To Laugh Out Loud Fiction: Jeremy And The Lord |
Robert Yoder |
Poetry: Ninjas 101 |
Robin Duffy |
Poetry: It Takes A Real Bonbon |
Robin Slick |
Fiction: Interception |
Robin Stratton |
Fiction: Jack Kerouac's Grave |
Rochelle Hope Mehr |
Poetry: The Medium and the Message |
Rod Hamon |
Fiction: The Cinema |
Rodrigo V. Dela Peña, Jr. |
Poetry: Waiting Room |
Roger Poppen |
Fiction: Twilight of the Idols |
Ronald Ibach |
Poetry: Moral Dilemmas for the Nascient 57 Year Old Poetry: Signs that I am at One with the Universe |
Roy Johnson |
Fiction: Tart, part 1 of 4 Fiction: Tart, part 2 of 4 Fiction: Tart, part 3 of 4 Fiction: Tart, part 4 of 4 |
Rudolf Flesch |
Rant: How to Write Plain English: A Book for Lawyers and Consumers (an excerpt) |
Russ Brakefield |
Poetry: Including the Saint Lawrence River |
Ryan J. Jack McDermott |
Fiction: Till Death Do Us Part |
Ryan Priest |
Fiction: Mike Fiction: John's Dead Love |
Ryan Sloan |
Fiction: Demonstrating His Love, Oz Battles the Infants |
S. Liddell MacGregor Mathers |
Rant: OF THE EXPERIMENT OF INVISIBILITY, AND HOW IT SHOULD BE PERFORMED |
S. Rosen |
Poetry: Author's Note Poetry: I Sing the Body Power Outage |
S.U.M.E.R. K.O.L.C.A.K. |
Rant: SUMER KOLCAK = GOD OF INFINITY |
Sally McBootykins (formerly known as the Giant Squid) |
Rant: What Greatly Displeases Me in the Current Executive Administration |
Sappho of Lesbos |
Poetry: We Know This Much |
Sara Schneider |
Rant: The Retail Manifesto, part threeNot to Beat a Dead Horse, But Please . . . Poetry: My Angel |
Sara Schneider and Fritz Swanson |
Rant: It's All Jim Lehrer's Fault |
Sara Swanson |
Rant: Morning Sickness Poetry: George W. Bush (An Electoral Elegy Clerihew, runner-up) |
Sarah Erdreich |
Rant: In Praise of Bruce Springsteen Rant: Month to Month Rant: Casualty Rant: Tired/Sick Poetry: Touch Poetry: Like a Calvin Klein Ad Poetry: When We Made Love Poetry: Summer School |
Sarah Flake |
Rant: Confessions of a Hypochondriac |
Sarah Whitney Womack |
Rant: On the French and their Friggin ChickensA Letter from a Provencal Kitchen Rant: Equal Opportunity Offenders; Or, There's No Littlest Defense like a Good Littlest Offense |
Scott Berzon |
Poetry: Colorado . . . Blue |
Scott Larson |
Fiction: Did You Know Her Name? |
Scott Schafer |
Rant: Cosmology Makeover! (A Poor Mojo's "Worst Possible Cover Letter" Rant Contest Notable Entry) |
Scott Taylor |
Poetry: The Lobster |
Sea Stachura |
Poetry: Mr. Donner Hallucinates Jesus Speaking From The Last Supper.April, 1847 |
Sean McCabe |
Fiction: Coffin Nails |
Sean Norton |
Poetry: Transporter Room Poetry: Ash Tree |
Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld |
Poetry: The Unknown Poetry: Glass Box |
Seneca |
Rant: Scipio's Villa |
Sergio A. Ortiz |
Poetry: This Wants to Be |
Shannon Kyle Beasley |
Fiction: 12 |
Siamak Vossoughi |
Fiction: The Theatre of War |
Simon Groth |
Fiction: White Fiction: Hollow Edge Fiction: Polysomnogram |
Sir Francis Bacon |
Rant: Of The Impediments of Knowledge in Handling It by Parts, And in Slipping Off Particular Sciences from the Root and Stock of Universal Knowledge, Being the 8th Chapter, The Whole Chapter.(from Valerius Terminus) |
Sir Philip Sidney |
Rant: The Defense of Poesy |
Socrates (you know, kinda sorta) |
Rant: Diotima, on the subject of love |
Sommer Sterud |
Poetry: Between States |
Stacey S. Dye |
Poetry: Concession Feast |
Stacy Lynn Mar |
Poetry: The Matter of Molecular Bonds |
Stefan Kiesbye |
Fiction: Apartment on Niagara Street, Buffalo NY Fiction: Kaspar Fiction: In Wedersen Chapters 1-4 Fiction: In Wedersen Chapters 5-7 Fiction: In Wedersen Chapters 8 and 9 Fiction: In Wedersen Chapters 10-12 Fiction: In Wedersen Chapter 13 Fiction: In Wedersen Chapters 14-16 Fiction: In Wedersen Chapters 17 and 18 Fiction: In Wedersen Chapters 19 and 20 Fiction: In Wedersen Chapters 21 and 22 Fiction: In Wedersen Chapter 23 Fiction: In Wedersen Chapters 24-26 Fiction: In Wedersen Chapters 27-29 Fiction: In Wedersen Chapters 30-32 Fiction: In Wedersen Chapters 33-35 Fiction: In Wedersen Chapters 34-37 Fiction: In Wedersen Chapters 38-41 Fiction: In Wedersen Chapters 42-44 Fiction: In Wedersen Chapters 45-46 Fiction: In Wedersen Chapters 47-49 Fiction: In Wedersen Chapters 50-53 Fiction: Hall of Famers |
Stephen Leacock |
Fiction: The Errors of Santa Claus Fiction: The Errors of Santa Claus |
Steve Abney |
Fiction: S & M on the L Train Fiction: Midnight on the M Line |
Steve Young |
Poetry: Mike From 27th & Misery |
Steven Gillis |
Fiction: Persavich Twice Over |
Steven Stafford |
Fiction: The Comforts of Woman |
Stuart Sharp |
Fiction: Aftermath |
Subhakar Das |
Poetry: Remains of the Rain |
Sue Ellis |
Rant: The Chasm Rant: Diversity Rant: A Bucket of Dirt Clods |
Sue Miller |
Poetry: The Cold Shoulder Poetry: Eclipse Poetry: No More Waiting Poetry: Denial Poetry: X-ray Poetry: Hands |
Susan B. Townsend |
Fiction: The Lie Fiction: Choosing a Path |
Susan DiPlacido |
Fiction: Shuffle Up (And Deal) |
Susan Sims |
Poetry: All Italian Women Wear Black Dresses |
Sylvia J Adams |
Rant: My WalMart Issues |
Sylvia J. Adams |
Rant: Feel the Burn Rant: Why I Am Poor(a realization) Rant: This Is Not My Beautiful House |
T.R. Healy |
Fiction: High in the Himalayas |
Taco es Guido es Stupido es Guadalupe |
Fiction: Karma Fucks Back |
Talia Heighman |
Rant: So You Want To Review Porn Films |
Tammy Ho Lai-Ming |
Poetry: Show Your Face |
Tammy R. Kitchen |
Fiction: Drawings |
Tantra Bensko |
Fiction: Photoluminasssence Fiction: Hairilyzation |
Terence S. Hawkins |
Rant: Protocols of the Elders of Sweden Rant: My Summer Vacation Rant: My Summer Vacation Redux Rant: "Pussy Bomb" Latest Threat Says Ashcroft, FBI Rant: Another Church Shocker: "Fuck It!" Says Resigning Cardinal Rant: Ruth Handler: Death Of A Tit Man Rant: Is There A Retard Specialist In the House? Rant: The New Gender Politics of Draining the Lizard Rant: I Got My Man-Titties At Krispy Kreme! Rant: Road Rage Fiction: The Minnow Files Fiction: Why I Don't Explain How I Lost My Sweater Fiction: A Fragment from Raymond Chandler's First Scenario for the Sopranos Fiction: Hey Baby Fiction: Tokens of Affection (part 1 of 2) Fiction: Tokens of Affection (part 2 of 2) Fiction: An Event In Judea In The Consulates Of Galba And Sulla, In The 787th Year After The Foundation Of Rome Fiction: The Darkness At The Center Of Everything Fiction: Acts Of Contrition (part 1 of 2) Fiction: Acts Of Contrition (part 2 of 2) Fiction: Crossed Wires (part 1 of 2) Fiction: Crossed Wires (part 2 of 2) Fiction: Turing's Graveyard Fiction: Like Leonardo's Notebooks Fiction: A Fragment from Raymond Chandler's First Scenario for The Sopranos(a Poor Mojo's Classic) Fiction: White Trash Heart |
Terrence McWee |
Rant: Professor Dingell's Night Out (A Photo-Essay) Rant: The Terrors of Santa Claus (A Photo-Essay) Rant: The Finest Machine-Generated Joke Ever Rant: The Terrors of Santa Claus (A Photo-Essay)(a Poor Mojo's Xmas Classic) Fiction: Taint or: "Tod" means death in German, the very language of Death |
Terry Hawkins |
Rant: Texas Board of Ed: Flintstones a Documentary |
Terry McKee |
Fiction: Soup's On |
Terry Pearce |
Fiction: Spelling Bee |
Terry Sanville |
Fiction: Boatful of Vets |
The Creative Witting Workshop at Western Wayne Women's Correctional Facility |
Poetry: A Mother's Love Poetry: Freedom Poem |
The Poor Mojo Staff |
Rant: Poor Mojo Debates the Presidential Primaries |
Thom Hartmann |
Rant: Now Corporations Claim The "Right To Lie" |
Thomas Jefferson |
Rant: Report on Government for Western Territory; March 1, 1784 |
Thomas Kearnes |
Fiction: Five Unfinished Stories about My Ex-Lover |
Thomas Sullivan |
Rant: Joining The 85% That Don't Survive (A Poor Mojo's "Bad Job, Good Times; Good Job, Bad Times" Rant Contest Notable Entry) Rant: Corn-ered Rant: Jeff's Last Call Rant: Feedback Poetry: PRIVATE EQUITY GUY Fiction: Timber!!! |
Thomas Zimmerman |
Poetry: Alive and Breathing in Thessaloniki |
Tim Christian |
Fiction: Edward Witherspoon's Casket Window Fiction: The Mantel Clock Fiction: Distributive Economic Techniques |
Tim Lantz |
Poetry: Cock Raffle Fiction: Modus Vivendi |
Timmy Waldron |
Fiction: Below the Falls |
Timothy Gager |
Poetry: Scotch and Polish Poetry: What Do Men Want Fiction: Mother and Daughter Fiction: The Flounderer |
Tobias Seamon |
Fiction: The Hangman's Salon |
Tom Hamilton |
Poetry: April You |
Tom Plain-and-Tall |
Rant: A Rebuttal for Johnny Retail |
Tom Sheehan |
Rant: The Day Titanic Drowned Rant: Assault on Mount Carmel Poetry: Dillinger, On His Way Into The Movies Poetry: Nomenclature of Loss (from Seven More Poems the Road Gave Up, part 1 of 7) Poetry: What If (from Seven More Poems the Road Gave Up, part 2 of 7) Poetry: Hands (from Seven More Poems the Road Gave Up, part 3 of 7) Poetry: Displacement (from Seven More Poems the Road Gave Up, part 4 of 7) Poetry: Survival Camp (from Seven More Poems the Road Gave Up, part 5 of 7) Poetry: Two Ways of Sitting on A Porch (from Seven More Poems the Road Gave Up, parts 6 & 7 of 7) Poetry: Dear Madam Poetry: May 1943, Saturday, Sun Shock Poetry: Remnants Poetry: In the Middle Poetry: Dillinger, On His Way Into The Movies(a Poor Mojo's Classic) Poetry: Dillinger, On His Way Into The Movies (a Poor Mojo Classic) Fiction: The Pearl Necklace Fiction: The Boy with the Crooked Mouth Fiction: The Boy Who Wouldn't Eat Cheese Fiction: So There I am Painting the House, Two Floors Up Fiction: A Toast to Skink Fiction: The Poet and the Half-way House |
Tom Sheehan |
Fiction: The Duke's Black Bag |
Tomi Shaw |
Poetry: The Hand That Bridges The Gap |
Toni Barca |
Poetry: Paper Buddha & Some Ice Cubes Poetry: The One |
Tony R. Rodriguez |
Rant: Grinding It Out For High School Kids |
Trey Allan Knarr |
Poetry: Two Poems by Trey Allan Knarr: Insomnia and The Coffee Exploded |
Trey Edgington |
Fiction: Laser Hair Removal |
Uche Peter Umez |
Poetry: Come, Masoyiyata, Come Poetry: Poem Spilling Fiction: Wild Flames Fiction: Under The Bridge |
Urquiza Vicente |
Poetry: Memorabilia Poetry: Proof That Felines and Women Invented the Subconscious Poetry: Proof That Felines and Women Invented the Subconscious(a Poor Mojo's Classic) |
Victoria Clayton Munn |
Poetry: Cyclops Poetry: Being Tomboys Poetry: Written Poetry: Cars Parked at 10th and Allen |
Virginia Woolf |
Rant: The Common Reader Rant: How It Strikes A Contemporary Rant: How It Strikes A Contemporary Rant: The Russian Point Of View |
Wayne H.W. Wolfson |
Poetry: Hex Fiction: Vera |
Wayne Scheer |
Rant: Big Brother Rant: Prophylactica? (A Poor Mojo's "My Travel Fiasco" Rant Contest Notable Entry) Rant: Nature Lessons Rant: Redemption Fiction: Growing Up Fiction: Maybe Next Year Fiction: Surprise! Fiction: The Browbridge Brothers Fiction: A Change of Heart Fiction: Confession of a Stalker Fiction: A Good Catchphrase |
Wayne Wolfson |
Fiction: Delacroix |
Will Bernardara, Jr. |
Fiction: A Comparative Review of Two Michigan Hotels(an unpublished and unexpurgated 2009 article from Great Lake Travel Companion, a quarterly magazine) |
William Butler Yeats |
Poetry: The Second Coming |
William K. Lawrence |
Poetry: Somewhere South Through the Eyes of a Modern Day Explorer Poetry: We Like Where He Stands |
William Starr Moake |
Fiction: Dancing Lessons (part 1 of 8) Fiction: Dancing Lessons (part 2 of 8) Fiction: Dancing Lessons (part 3 of 8) Fiction: Dancing Lessons (part 4 of 8) Fiction: Dancing Lessons (part 5 of 8) Fiction: Dancing Lessons (part 6 of 8) Fiction: Dancing Lessons (part 7 of 8) Fiction: Dancing Lessons (part 8 of 8) |
William Stonebraker |
Rant: Alchemy Rant: Meditation on Hell Poetry: Join |
Windy Harris |
Rant: Middle Age |
Zacarias Moussaoui |
Rant: Motion to Stipulate my RIGHT AND DUTY TO LIVE ON THIS EARTH A LONG AND HAPPY LIFE (with Four Wives), and to Stop This Judge Misrepresenting My Fight for Life |
Zachary Biehler |
Rant: Inter Caecos Regnat Strabo (What Am I A Calculator?) Rant: Directions? |
b. |
Rant: Batteries |
brucer1@earthlink.net |
Poetry: Drunk Soccer Moms |
bt Kevin Coyle |
Fiction: Beastly Numbers |
from Heimskringla |
Fiction: Yule in Ancient Norway |
ivica |
Rant: Girls, Girls, Girls Rant: Tobacco and Liquor |
r.wade |
Rant: Your Librarian Hates You! Rant: Your Librarian Hates You!(a Poor Mojo's Classic) |
syndicated advice columnist the Giant Squid and Rob, his lab assistant) |
Fiction: On Parables |
the Giant Squid |
Rant: On the Meaning of Thanksgiving;the full text of a speech given by the Giant Squid to the assembled orphans of Our Lady of Fatima. Rant: Rules of Civility & Decent Behaviour In Company and Conversation: a Book of Etiquette, Abridged Poetry: On the Dangers of Contracting Marriage Fiction: What I Am Telling You When I Tell You of Love |
the Giant Squid Architeuthis rex mundi President of these United States |
Rant: This I Believe: Profiles in Courageous Americanism, pt 1.Armstrong on the Moon |
the Giant Squid, President elect |
Rant: Presidential Thanks-To-Giving Address, Novembrus 2004 |
the Giant Squid, President of the United States of America |
Rant: The Giant Squid's Inaugural Address, Januarius 20, 2005 |
the Hot Librarian |
Rant: Drunken Librarian Hits Fundraiser With Crotch On Fire |
the PMjA Staff |
Rant: Page 617 from the Poor Mojo Special Services Exam:Qualification Exam Relevant for Levels X to OP13 Rant: Here's What I Hate About Christmas: Erik Garner Warren is a Jerk Rant: Page 707 from the Poor Mojo Special Services Exam:Qualification Exam Relevant for Levels X to OP13 Rant: Page 319 from the Poor Mojo Special Services Exam:Qualification Exam Relevant for Levels X to OP13 Rant: Page 321 from the Poor Mojo Special Services Exam:Qualification Exam Relevant for Levels X to OP13 Rant: Poor Mojo is One Year Old! Rant: What Should be in *Your* Submission? Rant: A Selection of Christmas Headlines Rant: PMjA Staff Living Wills Rant: Why We Aren't Stealing Music Rant: Page 707 from the Poor Mojo Special Services Exam:Qualification Exam Relevant for Levels X to OP13(a Poor Mojo's Classic) Rant: What Should be in Your Submission?(a Poor Mojo's Classic) Fiction: The Dog, the Pussy, the Ass, and the Cock (A Non-Pornographic Folktale) Fiction: The Pussy And The Cock (A Non-Pornographic Folktale) Fiction: The Hare and the Tortoise |
the PMjA Staff from a Variety of Sources |
Fiction: The Tales of Indians |
the PMjA Staff) |
Rant: If You Come Only Once, You've Been Cheated: A Post-Structuralist Examination of the Hegemony of the "Pure" and "Sordid"[1] Rant: If You Come Only Once, You've Been Cheated: A Post-Structuralist Examination of the Hegemony of the "Pure" and "Sordid" [1] (a Poor Mojo's Classic) Rant: If You Come Only Once, You've Been Cheated: A Post-Structuralist Examination of the Hegemony of the "Pure" and "Sordid"(a Poor Mojo's Classic) |
the Three Wise Crabs |
Poetry: Stop |