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"Q" and "A"
Rant: The Bisexuality FAQ
Rant: The Bisexuality FAQ(a Poor Mojo's Classic)
A.K. Cotham
Rant: When Does a Start-Up Stop Starting? (A Poor Mojo's "Bad Job, Good Times; Good Job, Bad Times" Rant Contest Notable Entry)
Abraham Lincoln
Rant: Lincoln's Last Speech
Adam Carl
Fiction: Though I Sleep In Exile
Adam Greenfield
Fiction: How to Win a Staring Match with a Building
Adam Moorad
Rant: Abject Conjecture
Rant: Boy + Girl
Fiction: Stevie
Adam Shobert
Poetry: We're Having Fun
Poetry: Crawl
Admiral Studmuffin of the HMS Hotass
Rant: I Want a Ninja.
Adrian Chen
Rant: Did You See That Thing I Just Did?
Adrien Aniceto
Rant: Silence Speaks Volumes
Ajai Raj
Rant: Open Letter to Anyone Who Gives a Shit About Justice
Alan Benard
Rant: Fertility's End
Rant: Ass-hole!(An Anonymous Rant)
Rant: Happy Thanksgiving, Detroit!
Rant: Internet Miracles and Church Camp
Rant: Watchmena movie review
Rant: What Do We Need to Know About James Wenneker Von Brunn?
Rant: Put 'em Together And What Have You Got?
Poetry: George W. Bush (An Electoral Elegy Clerihew, winner)
Alan C. Baird
Rant: Wacky Iraqi Pinochle
Aleathia Drehmer
Poetry: Vera
Poetry: Millstone
Aleister Crowley
Rant: De Thaumaturgia
Rant: The Law of Liberty
Rant: Of Eden and the Sacred Oak
Alex Chambers
Poetry: The Garden's Dirty
Alex Galper
Poetry: Up to the Heavens
Poetry: A Christmas Story
Poetry: Daring Winter Escape
Alex Kim
Rant: More Than Pikachus And Purple Hair: The Truth About Animé
Fiction: Killing Kittens: My Living Hell
Alice Folkart
Poetry: Winter Night Oahu
Alice Mullen
Poetry: Inside a Nuclear Reactor
Alison Daniel
Poetry: Eros In Wonderland
Poetry: Odysseus Goes Tripping
Poetry: A Last Violent Test of Faith Under Diocletian
Poetry: Hermes
Poetry: Watering the Moon
Poetry: Moving On
Alison Eastley
Poetry: The Axolotls
Poetry: The Hermaphrodite Time
Poetry: The Truth Of Wonder Boy
Poetry: Chakra Blue
Poetry: He Falls Asleep
Poetry: Anywhere But Troy
Poetry: Some Nurses Go Too Far In Room 29
Poetry: Two Poems by Alison Eastley: Aisle Number Eight and Needles And Pins
Poetry: 23 Degrees Of Freedom Isn't Enough
Poetry: The Resting Place
Allen Kopp
Fiction: The Christmas Club
Alma J. Foster
Fiction: Little Wolff's Wooden Shoes
Amanda Gareis
Poetry: Almonte Public Library Children's Chess Club
Amanda Hodges Weir
Fiction: Souls of the Shoes
Ambrose Bierce
Rant: The Art of Controversy
Rant: The Gift of Gab
Rant: A Mad World
Rant: Natura Benigna
Fiction: Valuable Advice from Ambrose Bierce
Fiction: More Valuable Advice from Ambrose Bierce
Fiction: The Ingenious Patriot
Fiction: The Catted Anarchist
Fiction: The Sagacious Rat
Fiction: Congress and the People
Fiction: Chickamauga
Fiction: A Baby Tramp
Amy Barbour
Rant: An Argument from the Nonviolent Liberal
Anastasios Manettas
Rant: What Happens When You Assume? (An Essay About Watchmen)
Andrew Kaye
Poetry: Names for Baby
Poetry: My Devil
Andrew McDevitt
Rant: Punk Lyrics from the Unlikeliest of Places
Andrew Wilson
Fiction: Osai's Razor
Fiction: Matsukaze
Andy Henion
Fiction: I Went to See a Man Named Reggie
Fiction: A Brief Courtship of Tamatra, the Vagina-Free Woman
Fiction: Five Examples of My Work
Fiction: Pizza Guy
Fiction: A Little Something for Your Trouble
Fiction: All the Rage in the World
Fiction: Hubie Siskel Is No Hero
Angelo Ancheta
Poetry: Once upon a time
Poetry: National Heroes' Day
Angelo B. Ancheta
Poetry: The Subject
Poetry: What the Ghost Saw
Ann Hite
Fiction: Borrowed Time
Fiction: Blackberry Winter
Fiction: Bahama Lime
Fiction: A Discarded Spell
Anne Cammon
Poetry: In a Hot Country
Anne Marie Ellison
Rant: Here's What I Hate About Christmas: All the Fucking Naysayers.
Anonymous
Poetry: Farmer's Arms
Anthony Liccione
Poetry: A New York Fire
Poetry: Egg
Poetry: On Conquering
Poetry: Raven
Antonio G. Hopson
Fiction: Greg Hieronymus' Face is On Fire
April Tierney
Rant: G-Strings, Thongs and Panties
Architeuthis dux (the Giant Squid)
Rant: Why I Propose to Wrest Control of This "Almanac(k)" From it's Filthy, Simian Purveyors; How I shall Accomplish the Deed; and How You, the Fair Reader, shall Benefit
Rant: Why I Propose to Wrest Control of This "Almanac(k)" From it's Filthy, Simian Purveyors; How I shall Accomplish the Deed; and How You, the Fair Reader, shall Benefit
Aristophanes, via Aristodemus, who passed it on to Apollodorus, who in turn told Plato who now tells Us
Rant: Briefly, On the Nature of Love and, Thus, Sexuality(a brief selection from Plato's Symposium)
Aristotle
Rant: Practical Advice for the Tragic Poet
Arthur D. Casciato
Poetry: But Who's Counting?
Poetry: For You (After Catullus 1)
Ashok Niyogi
Poetry: Time Passes And Passing Leaves No Trace
Poetry: Poem In Six Parts
Ashwini Ahuja
Fiction: It Is an Adjustment
Aurelio Rico Lopez III
Poetry: haiku
Aurora Fadlan
Fiction: The Crispin and How She Learned the Secret of Swabian Leather Tanning, part 1 of 2
Fiction: The Crispin and How She Learned the Secret of Swabian Leather Tanning, part 2 of 2
B. James Williams
Poetry: Ode to Madeline Lynn Lindsborg-Williams (1952-2005)
Poetry: Baby, Steal the Automobiles Down
Poetry: On Reclaiming Sadness for the Tortured Artist
B.R. Dionysius
Poetry: A Very Ugly Australian
Barry Basden
Rant: Sarah's Field
Rant: Mother's Day
Rant: Reynolds and Me
Rant: Cousin Jake
Fiction: Always Be Closing
Barry Blumenfeld
Poetry: Speedway
Poetry: The Dual
Poetry: The Vision After the Sermon
Poetry: Breasts with Red Flowers
Poetry: Caruso Sings Santa Lucia
Poetry: Independence Day, 1984
Poetry: My War with the Robins
Poetry: Gesso (from Mommy, part 1 of 5)
Poetry: Seaman (from Mommy, part 2 of 5)
Poetry: Radio (from Mommy, part 3 of 5)
Poetry: The Ibis (from Mommy, part 4 of 5)
Poetry: The Mask (from Mommy, part 5 of 5)
Poetry: Group-therapist Contemplates Winter Crows
Poetry: Group-therapist Contemplates Dead Songbirds
Poetry: Group-therapist Listens to Water Music
Poetry: Group-therapist dreams of wolves
Fiction: The Remorse of Willy O'Ryan (parts 1, 2, 3 of 6)
Fiction: The Remorse of Willy O'Ryan (part 4 of 6)
Fiction: The Remorse of Willy O'Ryan (part 5 of 6)
Fiction: The Remorse of Willy O'Ryan (part 6 of 6)
Basho
Poetry: The Monkey's Raincoat
Ben Langdon
Fiction: Sunday Delivery
Ben Murphy
Fiction: On Beginnings
Ben Smith
Poetry: Stealing the Press
Ben Stroud
Fiction: Sedgwick Meets Satan (and things are never the same again)
Fiction: The Last Souvenir
Fiction: The Devil Leaves Mrs. Harbison (part 1 of 2)
Fiction: The Devil Leaves Mrs. Harbison (part 2 of 2)
Fiction: At the Carnival
Fiction: Barry
Fiction: Sedgwick Meets Satan (and things are never the same again)(a Poor Mojo's Classic)
Benjamin Franklin
Rant: A Letter on the subject of DAYLIGHT SAVING To THE AUTHORS of The Journal of Paris
Rant: How I Became a Printer in Philadelphia (from his Autobiography)
Rant: Remarks Concerning the Savages of North America
Rant: Information to Those Who Would Remove to America
Rant: Scheme for a New Alphabet and a Reformed Mode of Spelling
Rant: Rules by Which a Great Empire May Be Reduced to a Small One
Benjamin Torbush
Fiction: Duodenum
Beth Carter
Rant: Happy Holidays from the Carter Compound!
Rant: Happy Holidays from the Carter Compound!(a Poor Mojo's Xmas Classic)
Bob Johnson
Rant: Letter from Porlamar: The Tale of John Smith, and the Driving Habits of Venezuelans
Rant: Letter from Juan Griego: On Fishing on Isla Margarita, and the Menace of the Chinese Fishing Fleet
Bob Natiello
Rant: Stop Opposite Sex Marriage
Bob Sim-Devine
Poetry: Trepanation
Bob Wallass
Rant: Javelina Death Rap
Brett Richard Fennessy
Poetry: Getting Free
Poetry: Thoughts at Evening
Poetry: Inside Boxing
Poetry: O-Saru
Poetry: Curriculum
Poetry: Chuo Sen
Fiction: All in Good Time
Brett Yates
Poetry: Leukemia
Brian Beise
Fiction: How to Survive Madmen
Brian Sack
Rant: You Are Bidding On A Mistake
Brian Smith
Rant: Recycled Christmas: One Family's Revolution Against the Shopping Mall
Brian Willems
Fiction: A Grisly Start (with Musical Accompaniment)
Bryon D. Howell
Rant: The World Can Keep Going -- I'm Already Off!
Poetry: Lost in the Wonderful World of Delusion . . .
Byron Adams
Poetry: Minivan Crash on I-95
Poetry: Minivan Crash on I-95 (a Poor Mojo Classic)
C. Nolan Deweese
Poetry: Trash Day
Poetry: Trash Day(a Poor Mojo's Classic)
C.B. Hinojosa
Rant: The Misunderstood Life of St. Barnaby Stylites
C.L. Bledsoe
Poetry: While I Lay Quietly
C.S. Bhagya
Fiction: The Darkness
Cami Park
Poetry: Things I Hated
Poetry: Playland
Poetry: Two Poems by Cami Park: Of Angels and Pudding and You Don't Have a Face
Fiction: Little Green Houses
Cara Jeanne Spindler
Rant: Dear Mr. Brooks:An Open Letter to That Guy Who Wrote That Fucking Article in the Atlantic Monthly
Poetry: Chonchón at Night
Poetry: Gilt Mirrors
Poetry: Tractors I: Plough
Poetry: As the Body Emerged from the Sculptor's Cage
Poetry: Mary Celeste
Poetry: Patagonia Transcript
Poetry: A Document In Madness
Poetry: Mary Celeste(a Poor Mojo's Classic)
Poetry: Patagonia Transcript (a Poor Mojo Classic)
Cara Spindler
Rant: Dispatch from a Writer's Retreat in Minnesota
Caren Gussoff
Rant: Wanda's Watching (The Poor Mojo's "Worst Possible Cover Letter" Rant Contest WINNER!)
Caroline Henry
Fiction: A Myth About Yes
Catherine Daly
Poetry: Salsa
Catherine J.S. Lee
Fiction: Collateral Damage
Cathy Eaton
Fiction: Cavern Tavern
Catullus
Poetry: Poem 111
Poetry: Poem 16
Poetry: Poem 69
Poetry: Poem 15
Cecil Lue Disharoon
Rant: Gender Bending Commercial Memes
Changming Yuan
Poetry: Pumpkins
Charles Baudelaire
Rant: The Evil Glass-Seller
Charles Clifford Brooks III
Rant: Gym Etiquette: For Those Who Don't Know Or Don't Care
Poetry: Bach
Poetry: Coltrane
Charles Hoy Fort
Rant: Showers of Living Things
Rant: Perhaps Hopping Colts From The Book of the Damned
Rant: By Krakatoa From The Book of the Damned
Rant: Two Bodies from Wild Talents
Fiction: The Giant, the Insect, and the Philanthropic-looking Old Gentlemanpart 1
Fiction: The Giant, the Insect, and the Philanthropic-looking Old Gentlemanpart 2
Charles Langley
Fiction: Lester Gans
Charles P. Ries
Poetry: Birch Street
Poetry: Influences of Light
Poetry: Killing Season
Poetry: This Is Your Dream
Poetry: First Blood
Chase McGuire
Fiction: Red Berries
Chris Butler
Poetry: Multiple Personality Disorder
Poetry: Seizure
Chris Hebert
Fiction: The Failure of Sainthood among the Damned
Christa Miller
Rant: A Rant On Alcoholic Toddlers (A Poor Mojo's "Bad Job, Good Times; Good Job, Bad Times" Rant Contest Notable Entry)
Christina Delia
Fiction: Lonely Gus Gets Mugged
Fiction: Saul's Dinner Party
Christina Frigo
Fiction: Decay
Christopher Barnes
Poetry: NASDAQ
Poetry: When Papa Sleeps, Every Night the Same Dream . . .
Poetry: Rue Du Coq D'or, Paris
Poetry: The Summer Of Love
Poetry: The Sultan Of Persuasion
Christopher David Lake
Poetry: Chile in Five Course
Christopher Forsley
Rant: Sometimes I Fool Around With A Dude Named Jose, But It's Ok Because My Girlfriend Does Too
Rant: I Would Have Obeyed Those Gods, Became a Dunce, and Joined the Confederacy
Christopher John McLouth
Rant: To Anyone Who Has Ever Visited An Amusement Park. Hell, To Anyone Who Has Ever Purchased A Product.
Christopher Mulrooney
Poetry: Nue Sue Revue
Cindy Kerschner
Rant: By Hook or By Cook (A Poor Mojo's "The Best Recipe You'd Never Guess" Rant Contest Notable Entry)
Claire King
Rant: The Idiot's Guide to Attila the Hun
Clinton Palanca
Rant: On Cheese: A Filipino Restaurateur Reflects on Law and Order
Colin Fleming
Fiction: Before Visiting
Colin McKay Miller
Rant: 30 Seconds Where I Think About Being Alone
Colleen Sea Stachura
Poetry: Paper Tape
Comenius
Rant: The Search for Wisdom
Connor Webber
Poetry: Icarus Plastique
Poetry: Ginger Snaps
Corey Mesler
Fiction: The Day Sherman Had his Hat Blocked
Cruz A. Fernandez
Rant: TITLE: DRUNK FUCK
D. Kalteis
Poetry: Her Space
D.C. Fields
Poetry: Switch
Poetry: Switch(a Poor Mojo's Classic)
D.E. Fredd
Fiction: Brendan's Brother
Fiction: One for the Road
Dan Provost
Rant: Gollahan
Dan Winterstein
Fiction: Mr Lipowicz's Liver
Daniel S. Irwin
Poetry: My Wish
Poetry: Fighting Spirt
Poetry: Quik-Mart Conversation
Danielle Foley
Rant: In the Zone of the Stream
Danny Bernardi
Rant: A Wasted Education And The Rest
Rant: Old School Tie Strangles the Professions
Danny P. Barbare
Poetry: Christmas Holiday
Daphna El-Roy
Poetry: Custom-Made
Poetry: Fire Escape
Poetry: The Piece That Fell Off
Poetry: The Very Last Supper
Poetry: Sideways Shot
Poetry: Cysticercosis
Poetry: Unprivate Death Collection
Poetry: Rain
Poetry: Courage
Poetry: You Are My Playground
Dave Miller
Rant: Butt Floss
Dave Morrison
Fiction: The Motorcyclist
Dave Prescott
Fiction: Wannabe
Dave Yeager
Rant: The View From the Top
David Bricker
Rant: Any Country That Calls It Grog Is OK in My Book
David Coffman
Fiction: Whatsoever Comes After
David Erik Nelson
Rant: The Invention of the English
Rant: We Whistlers in the Graveyard
Rant: My Kid Sister Has Cancer
Rant: Feels Like I'm Fixing to Die
Rant: David Nelson is Dead
Rant: A Suicide Note In A Sewing Table
Rant: Thanksgiving & Dark Hungers: Flesh, Guns and Blood
Rant: The Half-Life of Shame
Rant: Yeats on New Orleans, from Beyond the Grave
Rant: Life and Death and Electromagnetic Radiation
Rant: Sinister Jokes as Koans
Rant: Three Signs Of The End Times
Rant: Briefly on What's Wrong with Gay Marriage
Rant: A Letter to the President: Malkovich Yoga Vindaloo
Rant: Your Data Is Fungible
Rant: Happy Quatro de Mayo!
Rant: The Audience is Listening
Rant: Six Strategies for Coping with Isolation
Rant: Hey, Baby
Rant: The Invention of the English(a Poor Mojo's Classic)
Rant: Direct Translations of Six Phrases I Used in Costa Rica
Rant: International Relations
Rant: Homewreckers
Rant: The Creepiest Film Ever Made
Rant: Six Choking Hazards You Never Imagined
Poetry: Shakespeare's Sonnet #130 on Acid
Poetry: Love Song of T. Alva Edison
Poetry: Doggerel for the Day After (An Electoral Elegy)
Fiction: The Tendency to Draw Together
Fiction: Another Locked Room
Fiction: 1K+1 Astral Nights: Prologue
Fiction: 1K+1 Astral Nights: Cycle 1, Packet 1
Fiction: 1K+1 Astral Nights: Cycle 1, Packet 2
Fiction: 1K+1 Astral Nights: Cycle 1, Packet 3
Fiction: 1K+1 Astral Nights: Cycle 1, Packet 4
Fiction: 1K+1 Astral Nights: Cycle 1, Packet 5
Fiction: 1K+1 Astral Nights: Cycle 1, Packet 6
Fiction: The Gingerbread Man
Fiction: Rejected Curios: Joe Louie Armstrong's "Valved Bugle"
Fiction: Another Locked Room(a Poor Mojo's Classic)
David Erik Nelson and Morgan Johnson
Rant: The Nastiness Online: A Rant in Conversation
David Erik Nelson, Editor, PMjA)
Rant: Flag Day: Schools Should Not Teach Kids To Verbally Fellate Flags(with Addendum)
David Erlewine
Fiction: Blue
David Holub
Fiction: An Original Performance Art Piece
David LaBounty
Poetry: White Teeth
David Melody
Fiction: Pool Dreams
David Pacheco
Rant: The Last Time I Saw bin Laden
Rant: The Last Time I Saw bin Laden(a Poor Mojo's Classic)
Rant: The Last Time I Saw bin Laden(a Poor Mojo's Classic)
David Powell
Poetry: The Honorable Watson Remembers a Late-Day Lawn, a Student Post Meridiem
David R. Hughes
Fiction: Vampire Bananas
David Robert Nelson
Rant: Ask Not
Rant: Ask Not(a Poor Mojo's Classic)
David Sallen
Rant: The Writer's Life: A Letter From New York City
David Skinner
Fiction: When Meep Stays
Fiction: So, What's in the Bag?
David de Fina
Fiction: A Disquieting Event Perpetrated on Phillip Marszalek, Gen. Mgr. of a Halston's Pharmacy
David-Matthew Barnes
Poetry: Shotgun
Dean Bakopoulos
Fiction: Lemonhead
Debbie Moorhouse
Poetry: The Bankside
Deborah Chilvers
Fiction: Girls Rule The Spaceship
Deborah Reed
Rant: Late In October
Rant: The Next Story
Decker Schott-Noonan
Fiction: On Being Mugged by One's Own Emotions, a Fictional Memoir
Deidra Garcia
Fiction: Academic Standards
Dennis Mahagin
Poetry: The Love Song of Sully Sullenberger
Poetry: Cymbalta Clown
Poetry: Delicate Soil Deep Cheer Soft Blue Heat
Don Fredd
Fiction: Sunday with Forbes (part 1 of 2)
Fiction: Sunday with Forbes (part 2 of 2)
Doug Draime
Poetry: A Seasonal Poem
Doug Mathewson
Rant: Tallest of Allest
Rant: Sock Puppets
Rant: Alien Cave Woman Sex
Poetry: Space Invaders
Fiction: Jodie's Bunny
Fiction: Class Trip
Fiction: Plan B
Fiction: Caught Out
Fiction: High Tops
Dr. Christopher Kelen
Poetry: Town of Characters
Fiction: Ping Pang Qiu
Fiction: The High Wire And The Long Drop
Dr. Jonathan Swift
Rant: A Modest Proposalfor preventing the children of poor people in Ireland, from being a burden on their parents or country, and for making them beneficial to the publick.
Duke Ryder
Fiction: Slip the Bright Lantango!
Durga Vijaykumar
Rant: Saudi Deluge
Dwight David Eisenhower
Rant: In the Event of Space Monkey Hyperevolution
Dwight David Eisenhower, respectively
Rant: "In The Event Of Moon Disaster" and "In the Event of Space Monkey Hyperevolution"(a Poor Mojo's Classic)
EE Böt
Poetry: Three Pithy Poems
Ed Hanratty
Rant: Am I still An Unpatriotic Traitor?
Edgar Allan Poe
Rant: A Few Words on Etiquette
Rant: An Opinion On Dreams
Rant: The Philosophy of Furniture
Rant: Some Secrets Of The Magazine Prison-House
Fiction: The Sphinx
Edgar Mason
Rant: Grappling Hooks for the Socially Isolated
Fiction: The Dream of Miss Sissy N--
Eileen Conner
Poetry: CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE CONGRAT procedure for personal growth
Elaine Drennon Little
Fiction: To Hell in a Hand Basket
Ellen Hayes
Rant: I Dated a Playboy Playmate
Rant: I Dated a Playboy Playmate (part 1 of 2)
Rant: I Dated a Playboy Playmate (part 2 of 2)
Emily Dickinson
Poetry: Drowning Is Not So Pitiful
Poetry: A Wounded Deer Leaps Highest
Poetry: Whiskey Ne'er Tasted So Sweet(a PMjA Uncovered Classic)
Poetry: The Moon
Poetry: Upon The Gallows Hung A Wretch
Poetry: While I Was Fearing It, It Came
Poetry: Here's To The Gash That Never Heals(a PMjA Uncovered Classic)
Poetry: Hope Is A Subtle Glutton
Poetry: For Each Ecstatic Instant
Emily Dufton
Rant: Craigslist Ad
Fiction: Touching Me, Touching You
Fiction: CVS
Eric Bennett
Fiction: Be A Man
Fiction: The Problem with Tats
Eric Howerton
Rant: Pricing Paradigms
Eric Suhem
Fiction: Mrs. S
Fiction: Antique Heroin
Fiction: Born Free
Erik Garner Warren
Rant: Mistakes Were Made
Rant: Here's What I Hate About Christmas: All the Fucking Gentiles
Rant: Hobbits Liked to Have Books Filled with Things They Already Knew: Reflections on a Post-Soviet Kazakhstan
Rant: Hobbits Liked to Have Books Filled with Things They Already Knew: Further Reflections on a Post-Soviet Kazakhstan
Rant: Diarrhea and the Lord: A Primer
Fiction: This Is Not A Story
Fiction: This Is Not A Story
Errell Owens
Poetry: I Used to Rollerblade a Lot
Errid Farland
Fiction: Stuck Like Glue
Fiction: Asymmetry
Fiction: Dead Redhead
Fiction: How Pam Got A Blue Ribbon And Harvey Got Shot In The Butt
Fiction: It's All in the Timing
Fiction: Finished Too Late
Fiction: Who's the Fairest?
Fiction: The Road to Masonville
Fiction: Short Change
Fiction: Hankerings
Fiction: The Missing String
Fiction: A Troubled Man
Ethan Bernard
Rant: Why Not Swashbucklers?
Eva Lesko Natiello
Rant: You Say Tentacle, I Say Testacle
F. Scott Fitzgerald
Fiction: The Diamond as Big as the Ritz
Faith Van Horne
Rant: Revenge Cookies (The Poor Mojo's "The Best Recipe You'd Never Guess" Rant Contest WINNER!)
Foster Dickson
Poetry: Lightning Bug
Fiction: Haiku
Francine DuBois
Poetry: President Lincoln Never Wore a Turtleneck Sweater
Francis J. Child
Poetry: The Grey Cock
Francis Raven
Poetry: Leaf Treatise
Frank Sloan
Rant: My Private Self-Help Guru
Rant: Some of Us Wonder
Rant: The Ordeal Of Change
Poetry: What I Want for Christmas
Franz Kafka
Fiction: The Neighbour
Fiction: A Report to an Academy, part 1 of 2
Fiction: A Report to an Academy, part 2 of 2
Fiction: A Report to an Academy: An Interview with the Ape
Frederick Douglass
Rant: The Word "White" (March 17, 1854)
Rant: Why Should A Colored Man Enlist? (April 1863)
Fritz Garner Swanson
Rant: So, I'm Living in Small-town Middle America Again
Rant: Theoderic, King of the USA
Fritz Swanson
Rant: Trains
Rant: On John Irving
Rant: The Pleasure of Being Downa thirty-three dollar rant
Rant: Living On the Moon
Rant: Nostalgia
Rant: CrapLongStories.com: where publishing might go, you know, maybe
Rant: Train Baron Appointed Treasury Secretary; Collection Of 19th Century Cliches Now Complete
Rant: With Regards To The Study And The Manufacture Of Art And Literature
Rant: Revenge of the Jedi: Starting to Think About Where Copyright is Getting Us (part 1 of 2)
Rant: Revenge of the Jedi: Starting to Think About Where Copyright is Getting Us (part 2 of 2)
Rant: George W. Bush, Our First Hip-Hop President
Rant: Living On the Moon
Rant: Bad Dreams
Rant: I'm the Exact Same Height as the One-time Democratic Front-Runner; please listen to me because this fact makes me very important
Rant: Becoming an American after Having Been Born One
Rant: Why the "Huffington Report" Can't Work
Rant: Expository
Rant: Things We Need
Rant: Anna Nicole Smith Died of Pneumonia
Rant: A Recipe for Sadness: Why the Jon Stewart/ Chris Matthews Fight Matters for the Obama/Clinton Nomination Fight, and Why It Might Matter for Your Soul
Rant: Make Talk
Rant: The Raid: Is Social Security Being Robbed by Congress?
Poetry: The Flu Ferry
Poetry: Poly Play!a found poem (translated from the German)
Poetry: Stop Working for The Boss I
Poetry: Stop Working for The Boss II
Poetry: The Ghost Ship
Fiction: The Eighth Lines of Stories Never Written
Fiction: The Inspector After the Death of the Great Detective
Fiction: The Spectators
Fiction: Press Conference in an Apple Grove
Fiction: Snorri and Harley go to the Moon
Fiction: Press Conference in an Apple Grove
Fiction: The Beach Event
Fiction: The Eighth Lines of Stories Never Written(a Poor Mojo's Classic)
Fiction: Press Conference in an Apple Grove(a Poor Mojo's Classic)
Fiction: Snorri and Harley go to the Moon(a Poor Mojo's Classic)
Fritz Swanson (trans.)
Poetry: "My body's long sorrow; the Lord, the monster, the lonely reaver."
Fritz Swanson, Editor
Fiction: from the Witch Lake Reader
G. Chartrand and L. Lesniak
Poetry: A Lobster is a Tree
G. David Schwartz
Rant: Briefly Regarding the Heuristics of Self and Other and the Ramifications on the Self-Ideation of Economic Personhood: The Parable Of The Copper Pennies
Poetry: Bill Smith
Poetry: I Have A Way Of Guaranteeing
G. David Schwartz
Rant: Nate Crumpley
G.I. Lewis
Poetry: Happiness
Gabriel ArcAngelo Renzo
Poetry: Hot Day on the Steps af a Brownstone
Gabriel Ricard
Fiction: Crazy Head
Fiction: The Great Outdoors, Adventures In
Gail Taylor
Fiction: Tornado
Gary Beck
Rant: The Danger of Dumbing Down
Gary Glauber
Fiction: Trump Card (part 1 of 3)
Fiction: Trump Card (part 2 of 3)
Fiction: Trump Card (part 3 of 3)
Gary Presley
Rant: Happily Ever After
Rant: Unholy Eucharist
Fiction: Thursday, Big Spring, Texas
Fiction: So Very Cliché
Gavin S. Lambert
Fiction: On the Occasion of Wet Cat
Geetanjali Chitnis
Poetry: The Platform
Poetry: Snail
Gene Barry
Poetry: Clip-Cloppin
Fiction: Tip-Toeing Through My Diary
Genevieve Canceko
Fiction: So This Is San Diego
Geoffrey Baumgartner
Fiction: Bail Bonds
George Bernard Shaw
Rant: How to Write a Popular Play
George W. Bush
Rant: Rules of Civility & Decent Behavior In Company and Conversation: a Book of Etiquette, Abridged
George Washington
Rant: Rules of Civility & Decent Behaviour in Company and Conversation: a Book of Etiquette
Georgia Blake
Rant: A Rebuttal for the "Airborne Fucking Ranger"
Gerald Budinski
Fiction: About Cleaning Maxine's
Geronimo
Rant: Geronimo's Mightiest Battle
Rant: Coming of the White Men
Glen Jones
Rant: A Man's World
Godfrey Logan
Poetry: Daddy and Them
Gordon Smith
Rant: Britney Spears has Big Boobs
Rant: Kill! Kill! Kill! No Mercy For the Masses!
Rant: Voting Is For Suckers
Rant: That Was One Boring Apocalypse
Rant: Finland, Finland Uber Alles
Rant: The Retail Manifesto, part two If the Customer is Always Right, You Can Suck My Cock
Rant: 911 or Gulf Wars Chapter II: America Strikes Back
Fiction: Here
Gordon Smith and Erik Garner Warren
Rant: Quite Rich
Graham Catt
Poetry: Ant People
Poetry: Pig
Greg Rutter
Poetry: My Buddy or First Night Out
Poetry: Those Huge Dark Eyes
Poetry: Heirlooms
Poetry: Trials and Tribulations
Poetry: An Open Apology To All My Friends
Poetry: Thursday, November 11th, 2004 (an Ashley Davenport poem)
Fiction: Passing Time
Gregory Liffick
Fiction: All
Gwendolyn Joyce Mintz
Rant: It's Okay For Me To Be Happy
Poetry: Barbecue
Poetry: Metronome
Fiction: Taking Leave (part 1 of 2)
Fiction: Taking Leave (part 2 of 2)
Fiction: Knowing (part 1 of 2)
Fiction: Knowing (part 2 of 2)
Fiction: Getting Paid
Fiction: Nobody's Dead Yet
Fiction: The Twelfth Step
Fiction: Working Nights
Fiction: Claim
Fiction: A Wide Ass And No Shame
Fiction: Bride For A Day
Fiction: Playing Barbies
Fiction: Jumpin' and Shoutin' and Carryin' On
Fiction: First Love
Fiction: Wading
Fiction: Shattering Crystal
Fiction: Maybe Today
Fiction: Can I Get An Amen?
Fiction: Revolution
Fiction: Angel Wings
Fiction: Getting Paid(a Poor Mojo's Classic)
Fiction: B.O.B.
Fiction: The Jar
Fiction: Obsidian
H.L. Mencken
Rant: The Feminine Mind
Rant: Women's Intelligence
Rant: The Masculine Bag of Tricks
Rant: Why Women Fail
Rant: The Thing Called Intuition
Rant: The Thing Called Intuition
Rant: How Marriages are Arranged
Rant: Men as Aesthetes
Rant: The Male Beauty
Rant: A Neglected Anniversary
Rant: Last Words: A Short Essay on Democracy
Rant: Chiropractic
H.P. Lovecraft
Rant: The Despised Pastoral
Rant: Notes On Writing Weird Fiction
Rant: Notes On Writing Weird Fiction
Rant: At the Root
Rant: History of the Necronomicon
Rant: Metrical Regularity
Hal O'Leary
Poetry: e e cummings
Poetry: To My Love
Hannah Holborn
Fiction: The World's Gone Crazy and His Old Lady With It
Harvey Roberts
Rant: Prepare to Read my Awesomeness (A Poor Mojo's "Worst Possible Cover Letter" Rant Contest Notable Entry)
Heather Siegel
Rant: The Slow Drain
Rant: News from the Center of the Ring of Fire
Heinrich Cornelius Agrippa
Rant: The Third Book of Occult Philosophy
Helen Dring
Rant: Toffee Lust (A Poor Mojo's "The Best Recipe You'd Never Guess" Rant Contest Notable Entry)
Helen R. Peterson
Poetry: Discovering Anatomy
Poetry: Talking Myself into Apple Crisp
Fiction: The Birth of Madam Satan
Herman Melville
Poetry: The Maldive Shark
Holly Day
Poetry: Armageddon, Marilyn-Style
Howard Good
Poetry: Love, Death, etc.
Howard Van Sherwood
Fiction: The Zigraffian Clock
Howie Good
Poetry: The Necessity for Ruins
Hugs
Rant: All Us Monsters(a video rant)
Rant: Presidential Shakespeare(a video rant)
Huston Lowell
Fiction: Truck Stop
IAteCanada@gmail.com
Poetry: What I learned in AP US History
Ian C Smith
Poetry: Ten Tradesmen
Ian C. Smith
Poetry: Fish Tale
Irene Tejaratchi
Fiction: Spellman, Bastion of Fine Sartorial Standards
Irma Cedeño
Rant: The Tale of the Drunk Immigrant in Spain
Rant: Two American Latinas Seeking Adventure in Morocco; What They Found
Rant: On How I Grew Afraid Of Becoming A Raisin In The Sun In The Wintertime Because Of The View From The Balcony
Jørgen G. Cleemann
Rant: A Revised Policy Concerning the Enjoyment of Unseasonably Pleasant Weather, with Caveat
J. A. Tyler
Fiction: 72nd and Wabash, One Block off State Street
J. Bradley
Rant: About The Game
Poetry: The Bride of Dracula's Gynecologist on Career Day
Poetry: Why Health Insurance Never Covers Her Vagina Dentata
Poetry: The Kama Sutra of the Kraken
J. Daniel Janzen
Fiction: The Surprise Witness
Fiction: Yours Truly
Fiction: Uri
J. Kubusch
Fiction: Worst That Could Happen
J. M. Munsil
Rant: Ode to A Large Computer Store Which I Cannot Name
Poetry: To John Norman, Slavemaster of Gor
Poetry: Like Water on Stone
J. R. Salling
Rant: Dinner Chatter
Fiction: Betrayed by Basil Rathbone
J. Sallini-Genovese
Rant: Sasquatch Math
J. Troy Seate
Rant: Sondra's Night of Golden Memories (The Poor Mojo's Monstrously Bad Sex Rant Contest Runner-Up)
J.A. Tyler
Fiction: The Night Harold Killed Himself
J.D. Willoughby
Fiction: Yellow-maned Invaders
J.E.C.
Rant: The Problem of Evil
Rant: The Problem of Communism; or Why It's Bad To Have an MBA as President
Rant: Don't Fear the Reefer
Rant: The Madness of King George
J.M. Munsil
Poetry: An Argument For Being A Prick or Philosophikal Consolation For A Man With A Small Prick, Big Dreams And An Unfulfilled Wife
J.M. Munsil and R.F. Long
Rant: Over The Transom
J.R. Salling
Poetry: Replicated
Fiction: The Good-Bye Hyena
Jack London
Rant: The Somnambulists
Rant: The Shrinkage of the Planet
Rant: The Yellow Peril
Rant: These Bones Shall Rise Again
Jacob Schnee
Poetry: One
Jacob and Wilhelm Grimm
Fiction: The Story of the Youth Who Went Forth to Learn What Fear Was
Fiction: The Mouse, The Bird, and the Sausage
Jacqueline Zillioux
Rant: Dunkin Donuts' Contribution to Global Warming
James Henry Ingram
Fiction: A.D. 755 From the 1823 translation of the Anglo-Saxon Chronicle
James Jason Dye
Poetry: Supposing
Poetry: And That's That
Poetry: And That's That
James Keane
Poetry: Untouchable
James Monteith
Poetry: If The Earth Were a Glass Ball
Poetry: If The Earth Were a Glass Ball(a Poor Mojo's Classic)
James P. Miller
Rant: Brittany, We're Coming to Get You
James P. Miller and the PMjA Staff
Rant: Brittany Mary-Kate and Ashley, We're Coming to Get You
James Pyle
Rant: JIM ROME SHOW LOOKING FOR A WRITER (Orange County) (A Poor Mojo's "Worst Possible Cover Letter" Rant Contest Notable Entry)
Jane Adam
Poetry: Save Your Life
Poetry: Pet
Jane Røken
Rant: Sirkus Andromeda
Rant: Mandrake's Revenge
Janey Brewer
Rant: Tipped by a Madwoman (A Poor Mojo's "Bad Job, Good Times; Good Job, Bad Times" Rant Contest Notable Entry)
Jason Dulde
Rant: legitimate beef
Fiction: That Ain't No Star, Baby. That's a Police Helicopter!
Jason Gurley
Fiction: Of Pocket Knives, Tackle Boxes and Women in Bathing Suits
Jason Kirk
Rant: My, Has She Ever Aged Shamefully
Poetry: Saint Cecilia: World Party Telegramvitætion
Jason Michael
Rant: Why Do All These Bands Have Numbers in Their Names?
Rant: Why Doesn't Anyone Love Me?
Rant: I Have Precious Little Indie Cred
Rant: Why Doesn't Anyone Love Me?(a Poor Mojo's Classic)
Fiction: A Faster, More Scalable Afterlife
Fiction: A Faster, More Scalable Afterlife(a Poor Mojo's Classic)
Jason Polan
Rant: A Guide to Charging the Mound;How to Win, No Matter What
Rant: A Letter to the Editors, in Celebration of PMjA Issue #200
Rant: The Blind Accordion Player
Rant: It Was Wet Outside And Everybody Was Carrying Heavy Things
Rant: Things on a Bridge
Rant: 756
Poetry: Forward Across the Sky
Poetry: Calisthenics
Fiction: They Think It Is Funny
Fiction: Snow
Fiction: The Driver
Fiction: The Blue Sweater
Fiction: The Acrobat
Fiction: And Then He Ate Her
Fiction: They Did Not Know Each Other
Jason Rice
Fiction: King Of Memory
Fiction: Mary This Way
Fiction: Friends, Other Half, Interior
Fiction: Philip
Fiction: Spark
Jeff Garito
Poetry: Boardinghouse Haiku
Jefrey Scattini
Poetry: Friends' Bar
Jennifer D. Pellerin
Fiction: Lloyd Gets Free (part 1 of 2)
Fiction: Lloyd Gets Free (part 2 of 2)
Jennifer Metsker
Poetry: Think Tank
Jennifer Robinson
Fiction: The Morning After
Jenny Wright
Rant: How Not to Write
Jeremy Cope
Rant: Killing In The Land Of Make Believe
Jeremy Gregersen
Poetry: Familiar
Jerry Vilhotti
Fiction: Deep Purple Dream
Fiction: Eyes of a Dead Man
Fiction: Inch Lak Flinch
Jessica Dzwigalski
Rant: Warning: Excessive Use May Result in Loss of Motor Skills
Jessica Longo
Rant: Why Free Stuff From The Internet Is A Bad IdeaorWhy Do I Do Stupid Things To Myself?
Jessie Banhazl
Fiction: And Somewhere in the Horizon is Cuba
Jim Oliver
Rant: Don't Let Them Kid You, It'll Be Back Next Year.
Jim Ruland
Fiction: Scenes from Being Bill Walton
Jim Therkalsen
Rant: What I Really Want to See On Television
Rant: What I Really Want to See On Television(a Poor Mojo's Classic)
Jimmy Chen
Rant: Deaf in Venice
Jimmy Richard Nieto
Poetry: The Ink
Jnana Hodson
Fiction: Come Springing
Joanna M. Weston
Poetry: Christmas Tea
Poetry: Window on April
Joe Boland
Poetry: House of Correction
Poetry: House of Correction(a Poor Mojo's Classic)
Joe Filippone
Rant: Acing The Oral Failing the Fucking (A Poor Mojo's Monstrously Bad Sex Rant Contest Notable Entry)
Joel Van Noord
Fiction: GET DOWN MOTHER FUCKER
Fiction: Save the Turtles
Fiction: Save the Turtles
Fiction: From LOLcats to Cake Breaks
John Beleskas
Fiction: Blonde and Blue Like the Moon
John Dryden and Ovid
Poetry: Of Snakes and Pools (two selections from Dryden's translation of Ovid)
John Eidswick
Fiction: The New Wine
John Gorman
Fiction: Citizen's Arrest
John Grey
Poetry: First Sex I Ever Saw
Poetry: In Case Of Toxins, Read Poetry
John Grochalski
Poetry: Grace
Poetry: Football
John Hawfield
Fiction: Horse Sense
John Sakkis
Poetry: Before Navaronne
Poetry: Alevas Hotel
Poetry: Santa Cruz
John Sheirer
Rant: Next to West Virginia
John Sweet
Poetry: Thief
Poetry: motherfucker
Poetry: Forest
John Woodington
Fiction: Introduction
Johnny Retail
Rant: The Retail Manifesto, part one
Rant: What I Don't Want for Christmas, or The Johnny Retail Xmas Rant.
Rant: What I Don't Want for Christmas, or The Johnny Retail Xmas Rant
Jon Reeve
Poetry: Animist Youth
Jonathan Farlow
Fiction: The Woodpecker and Blossom Hit the Road, part 1 of 4
Fiction: The Woodpecker and Blossom Hit the Road, part 2 of 4
Fiction: The Woodpecker and Blossom Hit the Road, part 3 of 4
Fiction: The Woodpecker and Blossom Hit the Road, part 4 of 4
Fiction: How To Take The Hunt Out Of The Hunter
Jonathan Hayes
Poetry: San Francisco, California
Poetry: Like Eyes of the Tapster
Poetry: Father
Poetry: Klepto Therapy
Poetry: Chicken Poem
Poetry: The Lilies
Poetry: The Lost Hours
Poetry: The Deck Doesn't Look Good
Poetry: Dirt
Poetry: A Green Monster Grins
Poetry: On the Bus
Poetry: Love on Market Street
Poetry: At the Desk
Poetry: Awakening
Poetry: Christmas
Poetry: The Game
Poetry: My Neighbor
Poetry: Fame
Poetry: Dim Sum
Poetry: Taking the Girl
Poetry: On the West Side
Poetry: On the Floor
Poetry: The Black Dude
Poetry: The Feeling
Poetry: The Hot-Spring Geisha
Poetry: On the Edge
Poetry: At the Henry Darger Exhibit
Poetry: Hanging Out the Window
Poetry: Three Poems by Jonathan Hayes: Territory, One More Thing, and Archeology
Poetry: Two Poems by Jonathan Hayes: The Sadhu Sits and At Technical Support
Poetry: Two Poems by Jonathan Hayes: The Boob Tube and The Bellybutton
Poetry: Conversating Weldon Kees
Poetry: Waking Up, Again
Poetry: The Ashcan's
Poetry: Animal
Poetry: Summer Camp
Poetry: 47 Van Ness
Poetry: Full Morning Drunk
Poetry: That Man at the Bar
Poetry: Klepto Therapy (a Poor Mojo Classic)
Poetry: A Buddhist Monastery in Nova Scotia
Poetry: Us
Poetry: Soft Parade
Poetry: Field Trip
Poetry: ate a slice of pizza
Jorge Sanchez
Poetry: Beginning: A Palindrome
Poetry: Beginning: A Palindrome(a Poor Mojo's Classic)
Jose Mari Gotera
Poetry: My Poetry
Poetry: Canción
Poetry: Spanish Tanka
Poetry: Black Widow
Joseph Lambert
Poetry: The Body's Working
Joseph Lisowski
Poetry: Mirrors
Joseph Modugno
Fiction: Old Man, the Young Boy, and the Boat with the White Sail
Fiction: Toms River
Fiction: Over the Dark Waters of the Vltava
Joseph Scott Rutledge
Rant: Amerikan Spectacle
Fiction: God's Wrath Is A Motherfucker
Joshua Meander
Fiction: Saint Paulie's Curve
Joshua Willey
Rant: Silent Shout
Fiction: After The Olympics
Fiction: Black and Mild
Juanita Walton
Rant: Try It Before You Buy It (A Poor Mojo's Monstrously Bad Sex Rant Contest Notable Entry)
Julie Ann Shapiro
Fiction: The Chimpanzee Ate My Cookies
Fiction: Elephants and Elvis
Julie Ann Shapiro and Kajsa Wiberg
Fiction: What Pelicans Know of Lemon Tart
Julie Ann Weinstein
Fiction: Was Earl
Julio Peralta-Paulino
Rant: If You Ask Me, When the Women Play Well, It's Like the Most Excellent Jazz Music and You Just Go 'Yeah, Man, Oh, Yeah'
Fiction: Tourist Pet
Fiction: Man Is Hopeless
Fiction: Till Tomorrow
Fiction: Letter From Joshua To Alice
Fiction: The Neb Of A Sexist, Murderous Affair
Fiction: Planet Gaby
Fiction: Prose Poem Fragment In Porn
June Warden
Poetry: Crocuses Are Coming Up
Justin Brock-Jones
Rant: Black Friday Rules
Karen Ackland
Fiction: A Man of Letters
Karen Bradley
Fiction: The Purple Mai Tai Tiki Lounge
Karen Bremer Masuda
Fiction: Woven Stories
Karen Schwabach
Rant: Fourteen Planes to Chefornak (The Poor Mojo's My Travel Fiasco Rant Contest WINNER!)
Karyna McGlynn
Poetry: For Colleen Found On Sunday
Kat Nove
Rant: Crap World(A Poor Mojo's "Bad Job, Good Times; Good Job, Bad Times" Rant Contest WINNER!)
Rant: Call Me A Romantic
Rant: Breakfast in the Twilight Zone
Katelyn Crawford
Poetry: When Laughter Was Cheaper
Katharine Coldiron
Rant: Traffic
Rant: Boy in Cart
Katharine Polenberg
Poetry: I'm Your Field Trip
Kathy A. Fisher
Rant: The Next Time I Go To A Sex Toy Party (A Poor Mojo's Monstrously Bad Sex Rant Contest Notable Entry)
Rant: Conversation With An Idiot
Katie Williams
Fiction: The Tightrope Walker Story
Keith Landrum
Rant: No Rules
Kelly Cahill
Poetry: And We Clean
Ken Goldman
Fiction: One Day In Summer
Kenn Ralf Schmenkei Barrett
Poetry: My Poor Sony
Kenneth Anthony Slaathaug
Poetry: November 33
Kenneth Clark
Poetry: Requiem for a Shrimp Boat
Kenneth Darling
Fiction: Flight of Fancy
Kenneth L. Clark
Poetry: Ordinary Evening In Dothan
Poetry: Three Poems by Kenneth L. Clark: Aestuum, Remembering Jean Paul, and Friendship, or Bees Of The Invisible
Kenneth Radu
Fiction: In Jeopardy
Fiction: Legs
Fiction: Sweet Youth
Kenneth Slaathaug
Rant: Hicks' Eulogy
Poetry: A Buried Mine
Poetry: Ira Hayes
Kevin Ahearn
Rant: Role of The RED GLOW: A Choate Tale
Fiction: The Man Who Discovered GAY MAN
Kevin C. Wilson
Fiction: Santa Gig
Kevin Gaussoin
Fiction: Zombies: A New Perspective
Kevin James Miller
Rant: Dear Mr. Steele (A Poor Mojo's "Worst Possible Cover Letter" Rant Contest Notable Entry)
Kevin P. Keating
Fiction: The Deer Park
Kevin Vorshak
Rant: Feminism as a Resolution to Pornography
Rant: Rebuttal To "The Word 'White'" (March 18, 1854)
Poetry: Lovecraftian Ides of March
Kim Clark
Fiction: No U's
Kirk Davis
Poetry: Wish You Were Here
Poetry: Shotguns from Junkpile Tubes
Poetry: Insomnia
Kirk Ort
Fiction: Her Time
Fiction: 1600 Pennsylvania
Kirsty Logan
Rant: The Shaven Kiwi (A Poor Mojo's "The Best Recipe You'd Never Guess" Rant Contest Notable Entry)
Kit Kelen and Vivian Kuan
Fiction: Friend or Enemy?
Krista Ahmed
Rant: Letter From Sudan #1: Arrival (part one)
Rant: Letter From Sudan #1: Arrival (part two)
Rant: Letter From Sudan #1: Arrival (part three)
Kristine Ong Muslim
Poetry: Atlas and the Hesperides
Poetry: Prufrock's Movie Mania
Kristopher B. Jacobs
Rant: U.S. Bums (A Poor Mojo's "My Travel Fiasco" Rant Contest Notable Entry)
Kristy Athens
Fiction: Success
Fiction: Big Enough
Kurt Nadie
Rant: Coochie Blasters! or, Thirteen Ways of Viewing Laser Vaginal Rejuvenation
Rant: The Aristocrats
Kyle Hemmings
Poetry: Brad Pitt Gets It Done
L.W. Lower
Rant: The Bachelors' Guide to the Care of the Young
LaShawn M. Wanak
Fiction: Christmas Eve at the Petite Bouchette
Lady Charlotte Guest
Fiction: The Dream of Maxen Welig
Lane Kareska
Fiction: They're My Arms Now
Larry Gaffney
Rant: A Righteous Proposal
Poetry: Threnody
Poetry: Unhappy Holidays
Fiction: Paper Boy
Fiction: I, Panderer
Laura Goldman
Poetry: Aunt Louanda's Pool
Laura Grace Weldon
Rant: Brilliant Trousers
Rant: Shunned by Polite Society
Laurel Sparks
Poetry: Animal Crackers
Leah Mueller
Poetry: Talking to the Dead on Television
Poetry: Photo Gallery 1983
Poetry: Word Salad
Poetry: Thrill-seeker
Poetry: Dead Alewives
Poetry: Category Five
Poetry: Election Night
Poetry: Cyber-Heartbreak
Poetry: Ann Arbor, 2:00 AM
Leah Stephens
Rant: Lunch Lady Memoirs
Lee Ann Sontheimer Murphy
Fiction: Hoo Doo
Len Baron
Rant: The Most Depressing Place on Earth
Lena Judith Drake
Poetry: impermanence on my arm
Leslie Nuccio
Poetry: HaIkullectIon
Leslie Wolter
Rant: In His Image
Rant: The Penis is an Oppressor
Lewis Manalo
Fiction: The Favorite Pastime
Lisa Zaran
Poetry: It Takes a Thief to Know a Thief
Logan Scherer
Fiction: Are These Your Flip-Flops
Lori Vest
Poetry: Dream A Little Dream With Me
Louis Khor
Fiction: Baroque? No!
Louisa May Alcott
Fiction: Perilous Play, part 1
Fiction: Perilous Play, part 2
Lucas Kovar
Rant: Perfect Day
Rant: Electron Band Structure In Germanium, My Ass
Rant: In Praise of Close-Mindedness A Manifesto for the Thoughtful Asshole
Lucia Tomato
Rant: My Diva Hospitality Demands
Lucy Clifford
Fiction: The Imitation Fish
Fiction: The Three Little Ragamuffins
Fiction: The Baby's Legs
Fiction: The Cobbler's Children
Luis Cuauhtemoc Berriozabal
Poetry: Learning to Play Dead
Poetry: The Other World
Luke Bruhns
Rant: Musings After Overtime at the Porn Factory
Rant: Live Nude Girls
Rant: Operation: Downy Fresh; True Story Of An MP Mission In Iraq
Rant: Roseville is Killing Me
Rant: Is The Right All That's Left?
Luminator Thelms
Poetry: Landfall
Poetry: Lighting In August
Fiction: Things Got Weird
Fiction: Snake Hunt
Fiction: The Commando-Spy
Luminator Thelms
Poetry: The Undergrinder(after Shel Silverstein)
Luminator Thelms (translation help from Bablefish and William Gaskill)
Poetry: A Poem In The Spanish Style
M. Kendra O'Neal
Fiction: A Genuine Obstickle
M.J. Rizzella
Fiction: Cold Hard Steel
M.K. Laughlin
Fiction: Gunnar Caspbury's Standing O
M.P.
Rant: For Sale: My Tattoo
Rant: For Sale: My Tattoo(a Poor Mojo's Classic)
M/C
Rant: Maybe Insane Japanese Robot-Alien-Mythical-Monstrous Fuck Comics Have Got It Right
M@LONE
Rant: Devil's Night
MLQ3
Rant: I Am a Bootlicker
Madison Henderson
Poetry: Meteor Palette
Maggie Keyserling
Fiction: A Joke Gone Too Far
Maggie Lawson
Poetry: Reecho
Malone
Rant: Imperial America Gets Bit in the Ass.
Rant: The Punk Rock Show
Manish Raiji
Rant: Toward a Unified Theory of Touch
Rant: Just a Maryland Moment
Rant: How Can A Man Smoke Without An Ashtray?
Manish Tushar Raiji
Rant: An E-Mail
Manu Chander
Poetry: Lower Tar and Nicotine
Manuel L. Quezon III
Rant: The Promise
Rant: Kill the Karaoke Singer
Fiction: It Don't Mean a Thing: Part One
Fiction: It Don't Mean a Thing: Part Two
Marc Vincenz
Poetry: Unabashed Dictator of the Last Great Banana Republic
Poetry: King of the Slavs
Marcy Jarvis
Poetry: Tussie-Mussie
Poetry: Floret
Poetry: Chaplet
Poetry: Introit
Poetry: Over and Under Dolls
Poetry: Clinquant
Poetry: Birch Bark Creel
Poetry: Little Kirsch Face
Fiction: Leaves of Absence
Margaret B. Davidson
Fiction: Saturday Morning on the Way to the Mall
Fiction: Fast Learner
Margaret Lazarus Dean
Fiction: Countess Tolstoi and Mrs. Nabokov Reminisce in Heaven
Fiction: A Brief Primer on the Grammar of Office
Fiction: A Brief Primer on the Grammar of Office(a Poor Mojo's Classic)
Margot August Woods
Fiction: Lexicon Devil
Mari Mitchell
Fiction: Illustrated Math Teacher
Mariel Boyarsky
Poetry: Why M
Mark Jarman
Poetry: Unholy Sonnet #9
Poetry: Unholy Sonnet #18
Poetry: Unholy Sonnet #9(a Poor Mojo's Classic)
Mark Konkel
Fiction: Last Round
Mark Lawton
Poetry: Cabin Pressure
Mark Twain
Rant: Wit Inspirations Of The "Two-Year-Olds"
Rant: Advice to Little Girls
Rant: The Danger of Lying in Bed
Rant: My Watch: An Instructive Little Tale
Rant: Information Wanted
Rant: The Curious Republic Of Gondour
Rant: A Memory
Rant: How To Tell A Story
Rant: The Great French Duel (part 1 of 2)
Rant: The Great French Duel (part 2 of 2)
Rant: On the Decay of the Art of Lying (part 1 of 2)
Rant: On the Decay of the Art of Lying (part 2 of 2)
Rant: Some Thoughts on the Science of Onanism
Rant: Dan Murphy or The Irish Are Luckless Bastards, and Their Wives Cheap As Hell!
Rant: About Smells
Rant: The Approaching Epidemic
Rant: A Royal Compliment
Rant: Our Precious Lunatic
Rant: The Wounded Soldier
Rant: Last Words of Great Men
Rant: The Invalid's Story
Rant: Introductory to "Memoranda"
Rant: Sold to Satan
Rant: An Introduction to Pedro Carolino's The New Guide of the Conversation in Portuguese and English
Rant: Some Thoughts on the Science of Onanism(a Poor Mojo's Classic)
Rant: Susie's Letter from Santa
Rant: The United States of Lyncherdom
Rant: Advice to Youth
Fiction: The Story of the Bad Little Boy
Fiction: The Story of the Good Little Boy
Fiction: The Facts Concerning The Recent Carnival Of Crime In Connecticut (part 1 of 2)
Fiction: The Facts Concerning The Recent Carnival Of Crime In Connecticut (part 2 of 2)
Marni Borek
Fiction: Missing Invisible
Martin Rutley
Poetry: 1973
Mary Altman
Poetry: Sliding into Them
Mather Schneider
Poetry: Our Last Sunset
Matt Schneider
Poetry: Premonition(a song)
Poetry: When My Friends Come Around(a song)
Poetry: Lull-a-Bye(a song)
Matt St. Amand
Rant: Born-Again Bathers
Matt Sutin
Poetry: Two Poems by Matt Sutin
Matt Thomas
Fiction: An Unwelcome Warmth
Matthea Marquart
Rant: Gracious Remarks by my Cooking Enthusiast Friend Keith Upon His First Attempt to Make Dinner in my NYC Kitchen
Matthea Marquart
Rant: Never Lie to Mommy
Matthew D. Tzuker
Fiction: Bellingham's Last Stand
Matthew Longo
Fiction: Two Left of Center
Matthew Wascovich
Poetry: Half a Dime in the Desert
Poetry: Dean and the Graduated Dinner
Poetry: Above the Urban Study
Poetry: In a Studio on Perkins
Max Montesino
Rant: Concerning The Latino Community of Zhuzhou, China (A PMjA Dispatch from Abroad)
Rant: Smokestack City (A PMjA Dispatch from Abroad)
Rant: Tianjin Rock City (A PMjA Dispatch from Abroad)
Max Ross
Fiction: Asthma
Megan Abrams
Poetry: And There You Have It . . .
Mel C. Thompson
Poetry: Peet's Harbor & Redwood Creek
Poetry: Formal Injunctions On The Worship Of Vicodin
Poetry: A Wiki-Leaked Document On The Status Of The Giant Squid
Melanie Kenny
Poetry: Now Entering the Floating City
Poetry: Refrain
Poetry: Secrets in the Floating City
Poetry: Une Semaine de Bonte in the Floating City
Poetry: Nourriture
Poetry: The Baedekker Author Addresses the Floating City
Poetry: Cartography
Poetry: The Master Thief Courts the Public Librarian
Poetry: Trajectory
Poetry: The Dirigible Survior
Poetry: Crucible: The Dirigible Survivor in Love
Poetry: The Canal Digger Tells a Story
Poetry: The Astronomist's Notebook
Melanie McConnell
Poetry: Do Not Disturb
Melissa Nation
Rant: Super Sensitive Human Beings
Rant: The Cat Made Me Do It
Fiction: So Be It
Michael A. Wells
Poetry: Beautiful Music
Michael Andreoni
Rant: For MFA Candidates: A Warning
Michael G. McLaughlin
Rant: Carpet Bombing the Literary World
Michael Hoffman
Fiction: Tick-Tock
Fiction: The Golden Key
Fiction: Mutilationist
Michael Hulme
Fiction: Arrows of Desire
Michael James Shafer
Fiction: The Hammock
Michael Knox
Poetry: Heed
Michael L Conley
Fiction: Scared Womanless
Michael Lars
Rant: Raise the Trophies High!
Michael M. Michaelson
Rant: My Worst Job Ever: Razing the Rainforest (A Poor Mojo's "Bad Job, Good Times; Good Job, Bad Times" Rant Contest Notable Entry)
Michael McClenahan
Fiction: South, Northsouth, Dude
Michael P. McManus
Fiction: Monsters Are Everywhere
Michael Pelc
Fiction: The One-Two
Fiction: The Wreck of the Lizzie G.
Fiction: The Con Job
Fiction: Friday Morning 3 AM
Fiction: Bloody Mystery
Fiction: Seymour the Seasick Seal
Fiction: The Voice
Fiction: Paco in Heaven
Michael Ray Laemmle
Fiction: Oh Bear-Attack Pamphlet!
Michael Wright
Poetry: Why I Am Not a Musician
Michelle Baron
Fiction: A Good Father
Michelle Fadem
Rant: Hi My Dearie
Mike Pilola
Fiction: Help
Fiction: Driving Self Destruction
Milan Smith
Fiction: My Pecker
Milton Gray
Rant: Evening the Score When Playing the Race Card
Rant: Killing in the Land of Roseville
Rant: Grief
Rant: The Hash House Harriers of Washington, DC
Misti Rainwater-Lites
Poetry: Actual VSD Telephone Conversation
Misty Posey
Rant: Trials of the Discernible Palate (A Poor Mojo's "The Best Recipe You'd Never Guess" Rant Contest Notable Entry)
Mitch James
Rant: Just Left There
Mo Evans
Poetry: Maren
Mollena Lee Williams
Rant: The Prize for the Lamest Booty Call I have Endured Goes To . . . (The Poor Mojo's Monstrously Bad Sex Rant Contest WINNER!)
Molly Reynolds
Rant: The Mouth-Breather I Work With Keeps Smelling My Hair
Molly Reynolds' Elder Nephew's Science Teacher
Rant: Pop Quiz
Morgan Atwood
Poetry: Holiday Poem
Morgan Johnson
Rant: What's With All These Zombies?
Rant: On the Difficulty on Ascertaining Normal and Recognizing Costumes (a field study)a thirty-three dollar rant
Rant: 1001 Uses for a Container
Rant: Remember: In response to Our Anonymous Friend in the Sand's "Death Money Ecstasy."
Rant: The Year in Hate
Rant: Our Superman, Ourselves; my realization upon reading the Superman is a Dick archive
Rant: The Newswire Challenge
Rant: A True Rosa Parks Story, From My Mom
Rant: Industrial Espionage and the World's Greatest Sangria Recipe
Rant: On What It Feels Like To Have A Large-Ish Tumor Cut Out Of Your Back When You Are Awake
Rant: The Creepiest Thing I Ever Saw
Rant: Review: JJ Abrams' Fringe—pilot episode
Rant: Review: Secret Invasion #4 and Captain Britian and MI13 #3
Fiction: The Famous and Talented Horror Author
Fiction: Confessions of a Game Show Terrorist
Fiction: Whispering into the Sky
Morgan Johnson and David Erik Nelson
Rant: Sword of My Mouth: A Review in Conversation
Morgan Johnson)
Rant: Political Selections from:THE DEVIL'S DICTIONARY (part 1 of 2)
Rant: Political Selections from:THE DEVIL'S DICTIONARY (part 2 of 2)
N.L.A. Brock
Fiction: College Life
Nadine Antoinette Maestas
Poetry: Exercise IIThe case of the misplaced ace in hand
Nadine Darling
Fiction: Must be Love
Nadine Gallo
Poetry: Fleas in the Thatch
Nancy Aldersmith
Rant: Big Mac Rant
Nathan Lee
Fiction: Pool Party
Nathan Tyree
Fiction: Notes Toward a Unified Philosophy
Fiction: And Still We Fell
Fiction: Her Own Lagoon
Nathaniel Hawthorne
Fiction: The Devil in Manuscript
Fiction: The Maypole of Merry Mount
Fiction: Fire Worship
Fiction: John Inglefield's Thanksgiving
Nathaniel Williams
Fiction: End of the Punch Line
Nicholas A. Vandermolen
Fiction: 17th Century Anarchism
Nicholas Buzanski
Poetry: Observance
Nicholas Harp
Poetry: Tetherball : An Explanation
Nick Ostdick
Fiction: Ronald Jones Loves
Nicola Bruno
Poetry: A Marmot in The City
Poetry: MELTDOWN
Nicole Aimee Roux
Poetry: On this Ferris Wheel
Poetry: Moving Boxes
Poetry: Overreaction
Nicole Boback
Rant: Shuffle Your Own Damn Papers
Rant: Sympathy
Nikhita Venugopal
Fiction: Waiting
Nino Campos
Rant: The Flood(A Poor Mojo's Monstrously Bad Sex Rant Contest Notable Entry)
Noah Berlatsky
Rant: Read This And I Own Your Brain
Rant: Yo-Ho-Ho and a Bottle of Pop-ularity
Rant: By The Time It Reach Hollywood, It's Over
Rant: What You Are
Rant: Tradition and Progress Are Often in Conflict: A Twenty-Minute Practice Essay Suggested by the College Board Writing Service
Rant: Before They Were Famous
Rant: A Pundit In Every Pot-Head
Poetry: The Hoary Hordes of Hoggoth
Poetry: Pre-Natal Limerick
Poetry: Limerick in Education with Certification
Poetry: Sensitive Cavity Limerick Blues
Poetry: Tragic Limericks of Middle Earth
Poetry: Twentieth Century Boy
Fiction: Four Sci-Fi Biographies
Fiction: Mamaskin
Nolan Sen-Snow
Rant: Aphids
Norma J. Jones
Rant: Your First Job: Try Not to Drown the Patients (A Lesson in Humanity) (A Poor Mojo's "Bad Job, Good Times; Good Job, Bad Times" Rant Contest Notable Entry)
Norma Trent
Fiction: Walking Away
Norman Lock
Fiction: Dreaming Moriarty
Fiction: Dreaming Moriarty(a Poor Mojo's Classic)
Old 27
Poetry: Four More Years (With You)(a song)
Old Man Nelson & His Toy Robot Orchestra
Poetry: DreidelDreidelDreidel(a song)
Old People
Rant: We Hate Fun
Onyenezi Chika Victor
Rant: Where are the Streams?
Rant: Talking About Reading
Rant: Onyeka Nwelue: A Myth
Poetry: My Story of Love
Fiction: Whiteman's Blood
Our Anonymous Friend in the Sand
Rant: Love Me Some Death Money Ecstasy
Our Reporter
Rant: Apple Breaks It Down Old School, Pushes Forward, Screams, Break-Dances And Then Sets Itself On Fire.
P.F. Loyd
Rant: In Defense of the Hare
P.L. George
Rant: Hoopla On Frey
Rant: Sorry, Bukowski
Pamela Blackmon
Rant: Dumped by Boyfriend--Selling his Tool
Pamela Tyree Griffin
Poetry: Mother Root
Poetry: Just Say No
Poetry: The Wind is a Bellows
Pamela Tyree Griffn
Poetry: She Who Pushes
Papa Osmubal
Poetry: Prior To A Dictator's Flee To Exile
Poetry: Trial
Poetry: Sculpture
Poetry: Epitaph
Poetry: My Father In His Deathbed
Poetry: This Goddamn Society: Christmas 2005
Poetry: The Hieroglyphic Bard
Poetry: Two Poems by Papa Osmubal: Another One of Those Nights and Early Morning. Macau
Poetry: Two Poems by Papa Osmubal: "Rebel vs. Rebel" and "Gourmet's Advice"
Poetry: Leal Senado Square
Poetry: This Goddamn Society: Five Poems by Papa Osmubal
Poetry: A Dadaist In Chung Shan, Guangdong, China
Poetry: Omen
Poetry: Aubade
Poetry: At the PTA Meeting
Poetry: GAGA
Poetry: Three Poems
Fiction: Gopal And The Canaries
Fiction: The Student And The Box
Fiction: The Northern Kingdom: 4 Minute Stories
Fiction: The Firefly And The Mosquito
Fiction: The Wind
Pappy Hants
Rant: Capitalist Pigs Deserve No More Moral Clarity Than the Rest of Us
Rant: NPR Allows Caller to Put His Dick in My Ear, Parts I & II
Rant: A Response: Milton Gray Doesn't Get It (But then again, neither do Rachel Maddow, Tucker Carlson, or Chuck D)
Paritosh Uttam
Fiction: Made in USA
Pat Moran
Poetry: My Christmas Wish
Patricia Gomes
Poetry: Drowning Noemi
Patrick May
Rant: The End of Static
Patsy Covington
Fiction: Nine Mile Post
Paul Baughman
Rant: And for This We Got What? (A Poor Mojo's "My Travel Fiasco" Rant Contest Notable Entry)
Paul Christian Stevens
Poetry: Naughty Not
Paul Durica
Fiction: Mr. Oakley
Paul Genesius Durica
Fiction: Harding in Alaska
Paul Hardacre
Poetry: The Beetling Rocks
Poetry: Charon To Make-Up
Poetry: Third In Three Days
Paul Kavanagh
Fiction: Whorehouse
Paul Skrabanek
Fiction: Hammurabi's Not So Defunct Law
Penelope Talbert
Poetry: tuesday, three p m
Pericles of Athens
Rant: The Funeral Oration (Including Sundry Observations of Democracy and Athens)
Pete Lee
Poetry: Body Piercing
Poetry: Kneeling Un
Poetry: Admirer
Poetry: Fashion
Poetry: Breaking the Cycle
Poetry: Two Poems by Pete Lee: I am the two Charlton Hestons and Armageddon Pants
Poetry: Here in the Situation Room
Peter Schwartz
Poetry: Unwanted Love Poem
Fiction: Marriage Portrait
Fiction: Letter to the Devil
Phylinda Moore
Poetry: So Close
Poor Mojo's Giant Squid
Rant: On the Meaning of Thanksgiving;the full text of a speech given by the Giant Squid to the assembled orphans of Our Lady of Fatima(a Poor Mojo's Classic)
Rant: Terminal Note
Poetry: Terminal Note
Fiction: Terminal Note
Poor Mojo's Giant Squid and his lab assistant, Rob Miller)
Fiction: On Parables(a Poor Mojo's Classic)
Prakash Kona
Fiction: Vulnerability of Grass
President Barack Hussein Obama
Rant: Inaugural Address
Presley Waits
Rant: Clitoris: The Anatomical Gerund
Prof. Barbara Foster
Rant: Meet Your Match on Craigslist (A Poor Mojo's Monstrously Bad Sex Rant Contest Notable Entry)
R.A. Lubow
Fiction: The Mistake
Fiction: Ode To The Strong
Fiction: Instead Of
Fiction: Almost Flushed
R.J. Bullock
Rant: Just the Facts
Rant: Consider the Poor Locust
Rant: Resemble This
Rant: If I Had My Wife's Legs
Poetry: Tears
Poetry: The Old Man's Last Stand
Rachel Lawrence
Fiction: The Girl
Radames Ortiz
Poetry: The Closet
Radhika Sharma
Rant: Honey I Shrank My Pants
Ralph the Airborne Ranger
Rant: A Rebuttal for the Nonviolent Liberal
Rant: St. Joeseph and the Fish Flies
Rant: A Rebuttal for A Rebuttal of A Rebuttal . . . i think this has gone too far
Raquel Laneri
Fiction: Confession
Ray Matthison
Rant: My Father is a Convicted Child Molester
Ray Sikes
Poetry: Invalid Geometry
Fiction: The Sound of Going Away: Saturday Evening with Mrs. White
Fiction: Sex Education
Fiction: Fighting Michael Jackson
Fiction: A World in Black and White
Fiction: Evel Knievel and Me
Fiction: Les Brers in A Minor
Fiction: A Christmas Carol for Jim W.
Ray Succre
Poetry: The Enviolate Three Generations
Raymond Niemi
Fiction: Vet Chelsea
Rebecca Calappi
Rant: Reality As We Know It(A Poor Mojo's "Worst Possible Cover Letter" Rant Contest Notable Entry)
Rebecca Gaffron
Rant: To His Wife
Reid Baer
Poetry: Feeling A Little Persecuted
Poetry: Modern Day Politician
Poetry: The Walking Man's Prayer
Rhonda Parrish
Rant: How To Save The World
Rant: They Found The Dog First
Fiction: A Merry Christmas
Fiction: A Dozen Things
Fiction: One Day on Earth
Rich Furman
Poetry: Por Que
Poetry: Kisses
Poetry: Never to Meet
Poetry: Angry Chickens
Poetry: Lost
Poetry: Behind
Richard Lee
Fiction: Night in a Tree
Richard Lee Ives
Fiction: I'll Take Care of You
Richard Milhous Nixon
Rant: In The Event Of Moon Disaster
Ricky Garni
Rant: Rasslin'
Riley Hoffman and Morgan Johnson
Fiction: The Love Letters of Jack Warren and Devon March, part 1
Fiction: The Love Letters of Jack Warren and Devon March, part 2
Fiction: The Love Letters of Jack Warren and Devon March, part 3
Fiction: The Love Letters of Jack Warren and Devon March, part 4
Fiction: The Love Letters of Jack Warren and Devon March, part 5
Fiction: The Love Letters of Jack Warren and Devon March, part 6
Fiction: The Love Letters of Jack Warren and Devon March, part 1(a Poor Mojo's Classic)
Fiction: The Love Letters of Jack Warren and Devon March, part 2(a Poor Mojo's Classic)
Fiction: The Love Letters of Jack Warren and Devon March, part 4(a Poor Mojo's Classic)
Fiction: The Love Letters of Jack Warren and Devon March, part 6(a Poor Mojo's Classic)
RoAnna Sylver
Fiction: The Mortician's Angels
Fiction: The Tea Party
Rob K. Omura
Fiction: A Certain Message
Rob Miller
Rant: I Have This Fucked Up New Job
Rant: My New Job Is WAY More Fucked Up Than I Thought
Rant: OK, So I Totally Stepped In It This Time. Totally.
Rant: About This Whole "Ode to the Love's Lost" Thing
Rant: I Have This Fucked Up New Job(a Poor Mojo's Classic)
Rant: My New Job Is WAY More Fucked Up Than I Thought(a Poor Mojo's Classic)
Rant: I Have This Fucked Up New Job and it's WAY More Fucked Up Than I Thought(a Poor Mojo's Classic)
Fiction: The Two Corpses (A Russian Folktale)
Fiction: The Dogs Hold an Election (A Native American Folktale)
Rob Miller,Lab Assistant and Press Secretary to President Architeuthis duxof the United States of America
Rant: Squid Of The Union Address
Robert Anthony Natiello
Fiction: J.D. Salinger's Tobacco Dependency
Robert James Carter
Poetry: Some LSD Morn'
Robert Levin
Rant: Stupidity: Its Uses & Abuses
Robert S. Devine
Poetry: I Am Not Like You
Poetry: Adios
Robert Y. Rabiee
Fiction: Trying Not To Laugh Out Loud
Fiction: Jeremy And The Lord
Robert Yoder
Poetry: Ninjas 101
Robin Duffy
Poetry: It Takes A Real Bonbon
Robin Slick
Fiction: Interception
Robin Stratton
Fiction: Jack Kerouac's Grave
Rochelle Hope Mehr
Poetry: The Medium and the Message
Rod Hamon
Fiction: The Cinema
Rodrigo V. Dela Peña, Jr.
Poetry: Waiting Room
Roger Poppen
Fiction: Twilight of the Idols
Ronald Ibach
Poetry: Moral Dilemmas for the Nascient 57 Year Old
Poetry: Signs that I am at One with the Universe
Roy Johnson
Fiction: Tart, part 1 of 4
Fiction: Tart, part 2 of 4
Fiction: Tart, part 3 of 4
Fiction: Tart, part 4 of 4
Rudolf Flesch
Rant: How to Write Plain English: A Book for Lawyers and Consumers (an excerpt)
Russ Brakefield
Poetry: Including the Saint Lawrence River
Ryan J. Jack McDermott
Fiction: Till Death Do Us Part
Ryan Priest
Fiction: Mike
Fiction: John's Dead Love
Ryan Sloan
Fiction: Demonstrating His Love, Oz Battles the Infants
S. Liddell MacGregor Mathers
Rant: OF THE EXPERIMENT OF INVISIBILITY, AND HOW IT SHOULD BE PERFORMED
S. Rosen
Poetry: Author's Note
Poetry: I Sing the Body Power Outage
S.U.M.E.R. K.O.L.C.A.K.
Rant: SUMER KOLCAK = GOD OF INFINITY
Sally McBootykins (formerly known as the Giant Squid)
Rant: What Greatly Displeases Me in the Current Executive Administration
Sappho of Lesbos
Poetry: We Know This Much
Sara Schneider
Rant: The Retail Manifesto, part threeNot to Beat a Dead Horse, But Please . . .
Poetry: My Angel
Sara Schneider and Fritz Swanson
Rant: It's All Jim Lehrer's Fault
Sara Swanson
Rant: Morning Sickness
Poetry: George W. Bush (An Electoral Elegy Clerihew, runner-up)
Sarah Erdreich
Rant: In Praise of Bruce Springsteen
Rant: Month to Month
Rant: Casualty
Rant: Tired/Sick
Poetry: Touch
Poetry: Like a Calvin Klein Ad
Poetry: When We Made Love
Poetry: Summer School
Sarah Flake
Rant: Confessions of a Hypochondriac
Sarah Whitney Womack
Rant: On the French and their Friggin ChickensA Letter from a Provencal Kitchen
Rant: Equal Opportunity Offenders; Or, There's No Littlest Defense like a Good Littlest Offense
Scott Berzon
Poetry: Colorado . . . Blue
Scott Larson
Fiction: Did You Know Her Name?
Scott Schafer
Rant: Cosmology Makeover! (A Poor Mojo's "Worst Possible Cover Letter" Rant Contest Notable Entry)
Scott Taylor
Poetry: The Lobster
Sea Stachura
Poetry: Mr. Donner Hallucinates Jesus Speaking From The Last Supper.April, 1847
Sean McCabe
Fiction: Coffin Nails
Sean Norton
Poetry: Transporter Room
Poetry: Ash Tree
Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld
Poetry: The Unknown
Poetry: Glass Box
Seneca
Rant: Scipio's Villa
Sergio A. Ortiz
Poetry: This Wants to Be
Shannon Kyle Beasley
Fiction: 12
Siamak Vossoughi
Fiction: The Theatre of War
Simon Groth
Fiction: White
Fiction: Hollow Edge
Fiction: Polysomnogram
Sir Francis Bacon
Rant: Of The Impediments of Knowledge in Handling It by Parts, And in Slipping Off Particular Sciences from the Root and Stock of Universal Knowledge, Being the 8th Chapter, The Whole Chapter.(from Valerius Terminus)
Sir Philip Sidney
Rant: The Defense of Poesy
Socrates (you know, kinda sorta)
Rant: Diotima, on the subject of love
Sommer Sterud
Poetry: Between States
Stacey S. Dye
Poetry: Concession Feast
Stacy Lynn Mar
Poetry: The Matter of Molecular Bonds
Stefan Kiesbye
Fiction: Apartment on Niagara Street, Buffalo NY
Fiction: Kaspar
Fiction: In Wedersen Chapters 1-4
Fiction: In Wedersen Chapters 5-7
Fiction: In Wedersen Chapters 8 and 9
Fiction: In Wedersen Chapters 10-12
Fiction: In Wedersen Chapter 13
Fiction: In Wedersen Chapters 14-16
Fiction: In Wedersen Chapters 17 and 18
Fiction: In Wedersen Chapters 19 and 20
Fiction: In Wedersen Chapters 21 and 22
Fiction: In Wedersen Chapter 23
Fiction: In Wedersen Chapters 24-26
Fiction: In Wedersen Chapters 27-29
Fiction: In Wedersen Chapters 30-32
Fiction: In Wedersen Chapters 33-35
Fiction: In Wedersen Chapters 34-37
Fiction: In Wedersen Chapters 38-41
Fiction: In Wedersen Chapters 42-44
Fiction: In Wedersen Chapters 45-46
Fiction: In Wedersen Chapters 47-49
Fiction: In Wedersen Chapters 50-53
Fiction: Hall of Famers
Stephen Leacock
Fiction: The Errors of Santa Claus
Fiction: The Errors of Santa Claus
Steve Abney
Fiction: S & M on the L Train
Fiction: Midnight on the M Line
Steve Young
Poetry: Mike From 27th & Misery
Steven Gillis
Fiction: Persavich Twice Over
Steven Stafford
Fiction: The Comforts of Woman
Stuart Sharp
Fiction: Aftermath
Subhakar Das
Poetry: Remains of the Rain
Sue Ellis
Rant: The Chasm
Rant: Diversity
Rant: A Bucket of Dirt Clods
Sue Miller
Poetry: The Cold Shoulder
Poetry: Eclipse
Poetry: No More Waiting
Poetry: Denial
Poetry: X-ray
Poetry: Hands
Susan B. Townsend
Fiction: The Lie
Fiction: Choosing a Path
Susan DiPlacido
Fiction: Shuffle Up (And Deal)
Susan Sims
Poetry: All Italian Women Wear Black Dresses
Sylvia J Adams
Rant: My WalMart Issues
Sylvia J. Adams
Rant: Feel the Burn
Rant: Why I Am Poor(a realization)
Rant: This Is Not My Beautiful House
T.R. Healy
Fiction: High in the Himalayas
Taco es Guido es Stupido es Guadalupe
Fiction: Karma Fucks Back
Talia Heighman
Rant: So You Want To Review Porn Films
Tammy Ho Lai-Ming
Poetry: Show Your Face
Tammy R. Kitchen
Fiction: Drawings
Tantra Bensko
Fiction: Photoluminasssence
Fiction: Hairilyzation
Terence S. Hawkins
Rant: Protocols of the Elders of Sweden
Rant: My Summer Vacation
Rant: My Summer Vacation Redux
Rant: "Pussy Bomb" Latest Threat Says Ashcroft, FBI
Rant: Another Church Shocker: "Fuck It!" Says Resigning Cardinal
Rant: Ruth Handler: Death Of A Tit Man
Rant: Is There A Retard Specialist In the House?
Rant: The New Gender Politics of Draining the Lizard
Rant: I Got My Man-Titties At Krispy Kreme!
Rant: Road Rage
Fiction: The Minnow Files
Fiction: Why I Don't Explain How I Lost My Sweater
Fiction: A Fragment from Raymond Chandler's First Scenario for the Sopranos
Fiction: Hey Baby
Fiction: Tokens of Affection (part 1 of 2)
Fiction: Tokens of Affection (part 2 of 2)
Fiction: An Event In Judea In The Consulates Of Galba And Sulla, In The 787th Year After The Foundation Of Rome
Fiction: The Darkness At The Center Of Everything
Fiction: Acts Of Contrition (part 1 of 2)
Fiction: Acts Of Contrition (part 2 of 2)
Fiction: Crossed Wires (part 1 of 2)
Fiction: Crossed Wires (part 2 of 2)
Fiction: Turing's Graveyard
Fiction: Like Leonardo's Notebooks
Fiction: A Fragment from Raymond Chandler's First Scenario for The Sopranos(a Poor Mojo's Classic)
Fiction: White Trash Heart
Terrence McWee
Rant: Professor Dingell's Night Out (A Photo-Essay)
Rant: The Terrors of Santa Claus (A Photo-Essay)
Rant: The Finest Machine-Generated Joke Ever
Rant: The Terrors of Santa Claus (A Photo-Essay)(a Poor Mojo's Xmas Classic)
Fiction: Taint or: "Tod" means death in German, the very language of Death
Terry Hawkins
Rant: Texas Board of Ed: Flintstones a Documentary
Terry McKee
Fiction: Soup's On
Terry Pearce
Fiction: Spelling Bee
Terry Sanville
Fiction: Boatful of Vets
The Creative Witting Workshop at Western Wayne Women's Correctional Facility
Poetry: A Mother's Love
Poetry: Freedom Poem
The Poor Mojo Staff
Rant: Poor Mojo Debates the Presidential Primaries
Thom Hartmann
Rant: Now Corporations Claim The "Right To Lie"
Thomas Jefferson
Rant: Report on Government for Western Territory; March 1, 1784
Thomas Kearnes
Fiction: Five Unfinished Stories about My Ex-Lover
Thomas Sullivan
Rant: Joining The 85% That Don't Survive (A Poor Mojo's "Bad Job, Good Times; Good Job, Bad Times" Rant Contest Notable Entry)
Rant: Corn-ered
Rant: Jeff's Last Call
Rant: Feedback
Poetry: PRIVATE EQUITY GUY
Fiction: Timber!!!
Thomas Zimmerman
Poetry: Alive and Breathing in Thessaloniki
Tim Christian
Fiction: Edward Witherspoon's Casket Window
Fiction: The Mantel Clock
Fiction: Distributive Economic Techniques
Tim Lantz
Poetry: Cock Raffle
Fiction: Modus Vivendi
Timmy Waldron
Fiction: Below the Falls
Timothy Gager
Poetry: Scotch and Polish
Poetry: What Do Men Want
Fiction: Mother and Daughter
Fiction: The Flounderer
Tobias Seamon
Fiction: The Hangman's Salon
Tom Hamilton
Poetry: April You
Tom Plain-and-Tall
Rant: A Rebuttal for Johnny Retail
Tom Sheehan
Rant: The Day Titanic Drowned
Rant: Assault on Mount Carmel
Poetry: Dillinger, On His Way Into The Movies
Poetry: Nomenclature of Loss (from Seven More Poems the Road Gave Up, part 1 of 7)
Poetry: What If (from Seven More Poems the Road Gave Up, part 2 of 7)
Poetry: Hands (from Seven More Poems the Road Gave Up, part 3 of 7)
Poetry: Displacement (from Seven More Poems the Road Gave Up, part 4 of 7)
Poetry: Survival Camp (from Seven More Poems the Road Gave Up, part 5 of 7)
Poetry: Two Ways of Sitting on A Porch (from Seven More Poems the Road Gave Up, parts 6 & 7 of 7)
Poetry: Dear Madam
Poetry: May 1943, Saturday, Sun Shock
Poetry: Remnants
Poetry: In the Middle
Poetry: Dillinger, On His Way Into The Movies(a Poor Mojo's Classic)
Poetry: Dillinger, On His Way Into The Movies (a Poor Mojo Classic)
Fiction: The Pearl Necklace
Fiction: The Boy with the Crooked Mouth
Fiction: The Boy Who Wouldn't Eat Cheese
Fiction: So There I am Painting the House, Two Floors Up
Fiction: A Toast to Skink
Fiction: The Poet and the Half-way House
Tom Sheehan
Fiction: The Duke's Black Bag
Tomi Shaw
Poetry: The Hand That Bridges The Gap
Toni Barca
Poetry: Paper Buddha & Some Ice Cubes
Poetry: The One
Tony R. Rodriguez
Rant: Grinding It Out For High School Kids
Trey Allan Knarr
Poetry: Two Poems by Trey Allan Knarr: Insomnia and The Coffee Exploded
Trey Edgington
Fiction: Laser Hair Removal
Uche Peter Umez
Poetry: Come, Masoyiyata, Come
Poetry: Poem Spilling
Fiction: Wild Flames
Fiction: Under The Bridge
Urquiza Vicente
Poetry: Memorabilia
Poetry: Proof That Felines and Women Invented the Subconscious
Poetry: Proof That Felines and Women Invented the Subconscious(a Poor Mojo's Classic)
Victoria Clayton Munn
Poetry: Cyclops
Poetry: Being Tomboys
Poetry: Written
Poetry: Cars Parked at 10th and Allen
Virginia Woolf
Rant: The Common Reader
Rant: How It Strikes A Contemporary
Rant: How It Strikes A Contemporary
Rant: The Russian Point Of View
Wayne H.W. Wolfson
Poetry: Hex
Fiction: Vera
Wayne Scheer
Rant: Big Brother
Rant: Prophylactica? (A Poor Mojo's "My Travel Fiasco" Rant Contest Notable Entry)
Rant: Nature Lessons
Rant: Redemption
Fiction: Growing Up
Fiction: Maybe Next Year
Fiction: Surprise!
Fiction: The Browbridge Brothers
Fiction: A Change of Heart
Fiction: Confession of a Stalker
Fiction: A Good Catchphrase
Wayne Wolfson
Fiction: Delacroix
Will Bernardara, Jr.
Fiction: A Comparative Review of Two Michigan Hotels(an unpublished and unexpurgated 2009 article from Great Lake Travel Companion, a quarterly magazine)
William Butler Yeats
Poetry: The Second Coming
William K. Lawrence
Poetry: Somewhere South Through the Eyes of a Modern Day Explorer
Poetry: We Like Where He Stands
William Starr Moake
Fiction: Dancing Lessons (part 1 of 8)
Fiction: Dancing Lessons (part 2 of 8)
Fiction: Dancing Lessons (part 3 of 8)
Fiction: Dancing Lessons (part 4 of 8)
Fiction: Dancing Lessons (part 5 of 8)
Fiction: Dancing Lessons (part 6 of 8)
Fiction: Dancing Lessons (part 7 of 8)
Fiction: Dancing Lessons (part 8 of 8)
William Stonebraker
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Windy Harris
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Zacarias Moussaoui
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Zachary Biehler
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brucer1@earthlink.net
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bt Kevin Coyle
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from Heimskringla
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ivica
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the Giant Squid
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the Giant Squid Architeuthis rex mundi President of these United States
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the Giant Squid, President elect
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the Giant Squid, President of the United States of America
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the Hot Librarian
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Fiction: The Pussy And The Cock (A Non-Pornographic Folktale)
Fiction: The Hare and the Tortoise
the PMjA Staff from a Variety of Sources
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Rant: If You Come Only Once, You've Been Cheated: A Post-Structuralist Examination of the Hegemony of the "Pure" and "Sordid"[1]
Rant: If You Come Only Once, You've Been Cheated: A Post-Structuralist Examination of the Hegemony of the "Pure" and "Sordid" [1] (a Poor Mojo's Classic)
Rant: If You Come Only Once, You've Been Cheated: A Post-Structuralist Examination of the Hegemony of the "Pure" and "Sordid"(a Poor Mojo's Classic)
the Three Wise Crabs
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