October 05, 2008

Rowling 'makes £5 every second'

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Hello, author. You're my bitch! Neener, neener!

via | Beeb | Rowling 'makes £5 every second'

JK Rowling is the world's highest-earning author, making more than £5 every second over the past year, US business magazine Forbes has announced.

Cartoon characters brutally killed

540Caultysplatterexpo.JPGPhoto: Art and Design | James Cauty & son’s ‘Splatter’ exhibition announced

via | telegraph.co.uk | Cartoon characters brutally killed in new Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck art exhibition

The gruesome pictures include children's cartoon favourite Daffy Duck having his head blown off by a gun-wielding Bugs Bunny, as blood is sprayed everywhere.

Another violent picture shows famous cartoon cat and mouse duo Tom and Jerry as never before - with Tom the cat chopping Jerry into small pieces in a pool of blood and guts.


The Citizen's Guide to Surviving Police Encounters

BUSTED: The Citezen's Guide to Surviving Police Encounters


45 minutes of excellent advice.



Rachel Ray--corn handjob

Rachel Ray Corn Porn



AP Analysis: Palin remarks amount to covert racism

What I said Thursday: McCain dead in polls -- must go negative, use race

Yeah, Palin went and played the race card. Lipstick on a pit bull trained to bite black folk.

AP | Analysis: Palin's words may backfire on McCain | By DOUGLASS K. DANIEL

WASHINGTON (AP) — By claiming that Democrat Barack Obama is "palling around with terrorists" and doesn't see the U.S. like other Americans, vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin targeted key goals for a faltering campaign.

And though she may have scored a political hit each time, her attack was unsubstantiated and carried a racially tinged subtext that John McCain himself may come to regret.

Obama campaign taking the gloves off

Talking Points Memo | Now That's a Political Ad We Can Believe In ...


McCain said this weekend that his campaign was about to get much nastier and dirtier and focus not on the issues or anyone's record, but on sleazy character assaults and lies. This is the Obama camp's response.




SNL takes on the VP debates

Saturday Night Live - VP Debate Open: Palin / Biden - Video - NBC.com



These Kids Have Such Adorable Accents!

YouTube - Heavy Metal Jr.

What Palin's cynical candidacy says about you

Leaders are not people "like me." Leaders are exceptional people not "like me," but in some real way, better.

Wanting someone "like me" means you are too fat and lazy and cowardly to be led to somewhere better.

Rolling Stone | Mad Dog Palin | The scariest thing about John McCain's running mate isn't how unqualified she is - it's what her candidacy says about America

The defining moment for me came shortly after Palin and her family stepped down from the stage to uproarious applause, looking happy enough to throw a whole library full of books into a sewer. In the crush to exit the stadium, a middle-aged woman wearing a cowboy hat, a red-white-and-blue shirt and an obvious eye job gushed to a male colleague — they were both wearing badges identifying them as members of the Colorado delegation — at the Xcel gates.

"She totally reminds me of my cousin!" the delegate screeched. "She's a real woman! The real thing!"

I stared at her open-mouthed. In that moment, the rank cynicism of the whole sorry deal was laid bare. Here's the thing about Americans. You can send their kids off by the thousands to get their balls blown off in foreign lands for no reason at all, saddle them with billions in debt year after congressional year while they spend their winters cheerfully watching game shows and football, pull the rug out from under their mortgages, and leave them living off their credit cards and their Wal-Mart salaries while you move their jobs to China and Bangalore.

And none of it matters, so long as you remember a few months before Election Day to offer them a two-bit caricature culled from some cutting-room-floor episode of Roseanne as part of your presidential ticket.

Rolling Stone shows us the real McCain

Make-Believe Maverick : Rolling Stone


Brutal. Honest. Well-researched.



On the grounds between the two brick colleges, the chitchat between the scion of four-star admirals and the son of a prizefighter turns to their academic travels; both colleges sponsor a trip abroad for young officers to network with military and political leaders in a distant corner of the globe.


"I'm going to the Middle East," Dramesi says. "Turkey, Kuwait, Lebanon, Iran."


"Why are you going to the Middle East?" McCain asks, dismissively.


"It's a place we're probably going to have some problems," Dramesi says.


"Why? Where are you going to, John?"


"Oh, I'm going to Rio."


"What the hell are you going to Rio for?"


McCain, a married father of three, shrugs.


"I got a better chance of getting laid."


Dramesi, who went on to serve as chief war planner for U.S. Air Forces in Europe and commander of a wing of the Strategic Air Command, was not surprised. "McCain says his life changed while he was in Vietnam, and he is now a different man," Dramesi says today. "But he's still the undisciplined, spoiled brat that he was when he went in."



Read the whole thing. Please.

October 04, 2008

Palin's husband is a traitor

TPM Election Central | Talking Points Memo | Palin's Attack On Obama's Patriotism Legitimizes Questions About The Palins' Association With Group Founded By America-Hating Secessionist


Legally--and in every way that matters--he is a traitor. He has committed treason against the USA.



If Palin is going to [push false claims about Obama's ties to Bill Ayers], it is now perfectly legitimate to point out that she repeatedly courted a secessionist group founded by someone who openly professed hatred of the American government, cursed our flag, and wanted to secede from the Union. Sarah's husband, Todd Palin, was a member of this group, which continues to venerate that founder to this day, for years.

Sometimes you need a good cover song

:: The B.A. Baracus Band ::


And the B.A. Baracus band is there to help you through this rough patch. Ten year veterans of the cover-song scene, Canada's answer to Me First & The Gimme Gimme's brings solid covers of songs from the 80s and a mix of TV show theme songs.


Personally, I dig their cover of Toto's "Africa."



Palin: Obama "pals" with terrorists. Palin is a lying pig

Palin says Obama 'palling around' with terrorists

CARSON, Calif., — Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin on Saturday accused Democrat Barack Obama of "palling around with terrorists" because of an association with a former '60s radical, stepping up an effort to portray Obama as unacceptable to American voters.

Palin's reference was to Bill Ayers, one of the founders of the group the Weather Underground. Its members took credit for bombings, including nonfatal explosions at the Pentagon and U.S. Capitol, during the Vietnam War era. Obama, who was a child when the group was active, has denounced Ayers' radical views and activities....

While it is known that Obama and Ayers live in the same Chicago neighborhood, served on a charity board together and had a fleeting political connection, it's a stretch of any reading of the public record to say the pair ever palled around. And it's simply wrong to suggest that they were associated while Ayers was committing terrorist acts.

Nonetheless, Palin made the comments at two appearances in separate states.

October 03, 2008

Hilarious Bollywood ad for condoms

YouTube - Condom Song - Telugu



Gawker blogs firing staff left and right

PSAs: Consumerist Forced To Cut Staff


The Consumerist and Valleywag both just announced they were laying off staff in the anticipation of lowered ad revenues. They will also be cutting the pay for still-employed bloggers.

Colbert Round-Up: October 3, 2008

MI Republicans sue website ove revealing their *alleged* plans to restrict voting to homeowners

TPMMuckraker | Talking Points Memo | MI GOP Official Sues News Website Over 'Lose Your Home Lose Your Vote' Story




The fight against this campaign . . . you don't think *this* is what chased McCain out of Michigan?



A Republican official in Michigan has filed a defamation suit against an independent news site, over a story in which he is quoted as stating his party plans to challenge voters whose names and addresses appear on foreclosure lists.

Daily Show Round-Up: October 3, 2008

Photo Gallery: Extremely Drug-Resistant Tuberculosis

Nachtwey's Wish: Awareness of XDR-TB - The Big Picture - Boston.com





McCain calls for new "total isolation" of Iran, unaware that's it's been Bush's policy for 8 years

Think Progress -- McCain: ‘Let’s Cut Off’ All Ties To Iran, ‘Diplomatic, Trade, You Name It,’ ‘Basically Isolate Them’


McCain said:



Let’s cut off all kinds of credit to ‘em, all kinds — diplomatic, trade, you name it. Basically isolate them. Because they are in violation of solemn agreements that they entered into, concerning nuclear weapons. And so I really believe that we could have an effect on Iranian behavior.

But!



McCain said that the U.S. should “at least try this” extreme isolation of Iran, seemingly unaware that such isolation has been the exact policy of the Bush administration. Only after years of failure — and a strengthened and emboldened Iran — have members of Bush’s team finally recognized the need to engage Iran. In other words, McCain is now more extreme on Iran than the Bush administration

Dan Ackroyd shills for CRYSTAL SKULL VODKA!

Diagramming Sarah Palin's sentences

The sentences of Sarah Palin, diagrammed. - By Kitty Burns Florey - Slate Magazine



There are plenty of people out there—not only English teachers but also amateur language buffs like me—who believe that diagramming a sentence provides insight into the mind of its perpetrator. The more the diagram is forced to wander around the page, loop back on itself, and generally stretch its capabilities, the more it reveals that the mind that created the sentence is either a richly educated one—with a Proustian grasp of language that pushes the limits of expression—or such an impoverished one that it can produce only hot air, baloney, and twaddle.

Kelly Link's "Magic For Beginners" now free to download

Kelly Link, Magic for Beginners




Get it here!



To celebrate the publication of Kelly's new collection, Pretty Monsters, most of Kelly's previous collection Magic for Beginners is now available as a free download in various completely open formats with no Digital Rights Management (DRM) strings attached. It is licensed under a Creative Commons (Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0) license allowing readers to share the stories with friends and generally have at them in any noncommercial manner. The book is provided below in these formats: Text file, HTML, rtf, and lo-res PDF.


Kelly Link and Small Beer Press would like to thank Houghton Mifflin Harcourt (USA) and HarperPerennial (UK) for their willingness to participate in making these stories available online. Due to contractual obligations, "The Faery Handbag" and "Magic for Beginners" are not included in this download.

$700B bailout passes

House passes historic financial rescue plan - Oct. 3, 2008





NEW YORK (CNNMoney.com) -- After two weeks of contentious and often emotional debate, the federal government's far-reaching and historic plan to bail out the nation's financial system was on the verge of enactment Friday.


President Bush, speaking less than an hour after the House voted 263 to 171 to pass the bill, is expected to sign it later Friday.

Trailer: Live-action Dragonball Z

Dragonball (2008, live-action) trailer


Featuring breasts, Chow Yun Fat, James Marsters and breasts.



Veep debate highlights

Talking Points Memo | Veep Debate Highlights



Prominent conservatives calling the election for Obama

Charles Krauthammer - Hail Mary vs. Cool Barry - washingtonpost.com


This is Charles Krauthammer, conservative columnist for the Washington Post:



In the primary campaign, Obama was cool as in hip. Now Obama is cool as in collected. He has the discipline to let slow and steady carry him to victory. He has not at all distinguished himself in this economic crisis -- nor, one might add, in any other during his national career -- but detachment has served him well. He understands that this election, like the election of 1980, demands only one thing of the challenger: Make yourself acceptable. Once Ronald Reagan convinced America that he was not menacing, he won in a landslide. If Obama convinces the electorate that he is not too exotic or green or unprepared, he wins as well.


When after the Republican convention Obama's poll numbers momentarily slipped behind McCain's, panicked Democrats urged him to get mad. He did precisely the opposite. He got calm. He repositioned himself as ordinary, becoming the earnest factory-floor, coffee-shop, union-hall candidate.


In doing so, he continues his clever convention-speech pivot from primary to general election. In a crowded primary field in which he was the newcomer and the stranger, he rose above the crowd on pure special effects: dazzling rhetoric, natural charisma, and a magic carpet ride of transcendence and hope.


U.S. to pay $300 Million to drown Iraq in propaganda

U.S. to Fund Pro-American Publicity in Iraqi Media - washingtonpost.com



The Defense Department will pay private U.S. contractors in Iraq up to $300 million over the next three years to produce news stories, entertainment programs and public service advertisements for the Iraqi media in an effort to "engage and inspire" the local population to support U.S. objectives and the Iraqi government.

This is what happens when Palin goes off script

Talking Points Memo | On Second Thought




It's the "undergrad who hasn't read the book but gets called on in class" approach to answering questions.

William Gibson loves the YouTubes

William Gibson Interview -- Void Manufacturing




The whole interview is worth reading.



WG: It was only last year that my fascination with Youtube got into full swing. One day I suddenly realised that Pattern Recognition is a pre-Youtube novel, and it would not have made any sense in the real world. If I had written that book after Youtube had become what it had become, people wouldn’t be watching that stuff on forums, it would all be on Youtube. When I realised that, it was like almost being hit by a car. That could come to a bad end, and Pattern Recognition could have come to a bad end, if Youtube had launched earlier. Youtube is like Jorge Luis Borges’ infinite library. I think it’s on its way there.


The limitation to what you can find on Youtube is basically your own imagination. When I think of something, if I don’t automatically think of searching for it on Youtube, I will never see it. When something comes to mind, I try to train myself to google it and then look on Youtube, often with the most amazing results. I think, in the end, if we just kind of run this technology out to its logical conclusion, we will end up with something like a single retina that covers the entire inner surface of a sphere, looking at itself, being quite self-sufficient, and made completely of Youtube videos.