July 31, 2010

This is what happens when you film cops in Sweden


Swedish policeman dancing

July 30, 2010

Beware!

Jason Polan is in SanFran.


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Rep. Anthony Weiner tears into congressman over compensation for 9/11 cleanup workers

This guy is amazing.

The bill would provide money for healthcare for workers sickened by toxic materials during the cleanup of the 9/11 debris. The EPA knew much of the material was seriously toxic, but didn't publicize the fact.

Joe. My. God.: Rep. Anthony Weiner Tears GOP A New One Over 9/11 Health Compensation Act

Republicans filibuster bill that would cut taxes, create jobs

The current GOP strategy is this: say NO to everything; make everything as bad as possible before the elections in November and run on the platform that Democrats are obstructionists who aren't making anything better.

Say What?! Republicans Filibuster Tax-Cutting Jobs Bill | TPMDC


All 41 Senate Republicans yesterday filibustered a jobs package comprised largely of tax cuts.

You read that right. Republicans filibustered tax cuts.

By the GOP's own admission, the underlying legislation has broad bipartisan support. It would create a $30 billion Treasury-backed fund to help community banks issue loans to small businesses and provide entrepreneurs with $12 billion in tax cuts -- a Republican kind of bill if ever there was one.

But Republicans had been threatening for weeks to stop it, unless they were offered a chance to offer amendments on issues like border security, capping federal spending, and the estate tax -- all of which Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid held to be non-germane to the issue of job creation. Many of them also objected to a provision added to the bill that would have provided disaster and agriculture relief funding.

Concerned Women for America are really concerned about Chelsea Clinton marrying a Jew

Not that it is even remotely their business.

Concerned Women for America - Clinton Wedding Raises Questions of Interfaith Marriage

When asked about the significance of her daughter, Chelsea, marrying Marc Mezvinsky, who is Jewish, and thus being married in an interfaith union, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton responded, “Over the years, so many of the barriers that prevented people from getting married, crossing lines of faith or color or ethnicity have just disappeared.”

True, the barriers have disappeared, but serious difficulties remain.

While some scholars argue that mixed-faith unions “serve as a refiner’s fire” that make the relationships stronger, the statistical evidence indicates this is all too frequently not the outcome. The American Religious Identification Survey of 2001 noted that mixed marriages are three times more likely to end in divorce or separation than same-religion marriages. According to Tina Molly Lang in Associated Content, studies of marriages between Jews and Christians indicate that they face even higher risks, with a greater than 40 percent chance of divorce within five years. Even so, estimates are that up to 50 percent of those in the Jewish faith intermarry, which is viewed as a grave threat by many in the Jewish community who watch the continual shrinkage of their numbers with dismay. Catholic research indicates increases in interfaith marriages among those of the Catholic faith as well.

Observers have noted that both Clinton and Mezvinsky were raised in homes where religious faith was central to family life and questioned whether one or the other would convert and how they would reconcile the practice of their different faiths.

While intermarriage indicates a “high degree of assimilation and tolerance,” it also means “the declining role of faith and religious identity in the minds of many young Americans,” according to Allan Schwartz, in the “Emotional Challenges of Interfaith Marriage.” In her classic book, The Good Marriage: How and Why Love Lasts, Judith Wallerstein reports that couples set the stage for conflict, bitterness, and misunderstanding as they make the emotional and psychological separation from their families’ religious heritage. Problems begin as early as the planning of the wedding ceremony, where different traditions are in conflict, especially when certain symbols of faith “evoke powerful emotional responses.”

Government sues Oracle for overcharging

The damages could be in the hundreds of millions. Stay tuned.

Government alleges overcharging by Oracle

The U.S. Department of Justice filed a lawsuit Thursday alleging that Oracle Corp. defrauded the government in a software deal that involved hundreds of millions of dollars.

The contract with the General Services Administration, in effect from 1998 to 2006, required the Redwood City software giant to disclose and extend any commercial discounts to government customers, the government said Thursday. The suit claims that Oracle misrepresented its sales practices in several ways, forcing the government - and by extension taxpayers - to overpay.

Dallas brother billionaires charged with insider trading by the SEC

These guys are infamous for bankrolling GOP causes like the whole Swiftboat attack on John Kerry. They allegedly hid their money in offshore accounts (no taxes!) and then used the offshore accounts to play the market with their insider knowledge.

S.E.C. Charges Billionaire Dallas Brothers With Securities Fraud - NYTimes.com

WASHINGTON — Samuel and Charles Wyly, the billionaire brothers from Dallas who are large donors to philanthropies and to conservative causes, were charged Thursday with conducting an extensive securities fraud that the Securities and Exchange Commission said reaped $550 million in undisclosed gains.

The brothers, who founded Sterling Software, a business software and services company that they sold for $4 billion in stock to the software company CA in 2000, were also charged with insider trading violations from which they profited by more than $31 million, the S.E.C. said
. . .
The Wyly brothers are in many ways a study in contrasts, paradigms of self-made billionaires who for years have fought investigations into suspected tax dodges by the offshore trusts that the S.E.C. claims they controlled.

Samuel E. Wyly, 75, and Charles J. Wyly Jr., 76, who through a lawyer called the charges “without merit,” have given millions of dollars to Republican candidates and organizations, but Sam Wyly this year was also named one of the world’s 10 “greenest” billionaires by Forbes magazine.

A more interesting way to read Inception

Mightygodking.com -- My Inception No-Prize

Interestingly, the scenes without him all feature Ellen Page, whose character is oddly underdeveloped and inconsistent considering how prominent she is. She’s set up heavily (Cobb remarks on how she’s a natural at manipulating dreams), has a heavily symbolic name (Ariadne) and gets a number of scenes without payoffs (for example the scene where she makes her totem, the chess piece.) But in the actual action of the movie she’s not very important, being mostly a vehicle for exposition — the “new guy” that other characters can explain things to, as well as the person who ferrets out Cobb’s backstory. There’s nothing wrong with that, except that there’s another character who plays a similar role — Saito, the one played by Ken Watanabe — and at first glance, at least, the movie would be stronger if he had the role to himself: he has an emotional investment in learning the rules of the game and understanding the plan (since he wants it to succeed) and there’s tension added if he learns about Cobb’s issues with his wife (since he has the power to reunite Cobb with his children), while Ariadne is both uninvested and undermotivated. In fact, her motivation changes several times throughout the movie: at first it’s just professional interest, then a desire to protect the other team members, and then finally (for no clear reason) she’s determined to complete the mission even at the risk of her and Cobb’s lives.

So here’s my attempt at a No-Prize: none of these things are mistakes. The whole movie that we see is a dream, but Cobb isn’t the only real person in it: Ariadne is there too (and maybe Joseph Gordon-Levitt, what the hell.) She has inserted herself into Cobb’s dream because he is still stuck in limbo from his experience with his wife — when he experienced her “dying” that was her waking up, but he’s still asleep. The mission is actually to rescue him; like the fake mission explained to Cillian Murphy in the hotel room, it’s a fiction designed to make him rescue himself. That’s why she plays coy at first — the trick of getting the dreamer to do the work for you — then draws out his emotional issues, and in the end is determined to complete the mission at all cost. It also explains her name: Ariadne, after all, was the one who got Theseus out of the labyrinth.

But why was she so determined? Because Cobb has been dreaming longer than he realizes — ten years or more — which explains another motif with no apparent payoff, the hiding of his children’s faces throughout the movie. Ariadne is his daughter.

July 29, 2010

The e-Books article drinking game!

E-books article drinking game

With sincere apologies if this has been done before, but I think this is the only way I can read another one of these. Maybe I might be cranky today!

“Will e-books wipe out/kill/decimate/pulverize/HULKSMASH/angry verb real books?” — one drink

Above question is lede — one drink

Every use of phrase “real book” — one drink

Expert you’ve never heard of before predicting percentages — one drink

Any predicted percentage of anything over 30% — one drink

Any discussion of book world after 2020 — one drink

“old-fashioned” — one drink

Passionate defense of DRM — one drink
. . .

Click through for the rest please.

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Life Insurers switch to monthly payments awat from lump sums so they can collect interest on cash

Life Insurers Profit By Withholding Cash From Military Families: Bloomberg | TPMMuckraker

This is really sleazy.


Life insurers -- including Prudential, which provides life insurance for the Department of Veterans Affairs -- keep payouts to families in their own corporate accounts, earning more interest on the money than they give to the beneficiaries.

Bloomberg reports that many life insurance companies send beneficiaries a "checkbook" when they opt to get their money in a lump sum. The companies assure families that the money is safe with them until they need it.

But the money is held in the insurers' general corporate accounts, which are not FDIC insured. The money earns interest for the insurers, only a fraction of which is given to the families.

Trailer: Thor

Trailer: Harry Potter & The Deathly Hallows the videogame

It's basically Gears of War with a Harry Potter skin. Very weird. I read book 7 and I don't recall any moment where HP runs through an abandoned train station gunning down homeless men.

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows gameplay footage

Zynga clumsily shutters Street Racers, pisses off customers

The Escapist : News : Zynga Angers Gamers With Flubbed Street Racer Shutdown


The social gaming behemoth Zynga is best known for games like FarmVille, FrontierVille, Treasure Isle and Mafia Wars, but it actually has dozens of titles to its credit, including the aforementioned Street Racing. Street Racing's days are numbered, however, as the game is set to come down for good on August 2. But Zynga's unbelievably clumsy handling of the shutdown has fans up in arms.

For one thing, nobody has any idea why the game is being killed. News of the closure came in a brief message posted on the Street Racing forum that said only, "Hey Street Racers - On August 2nd, 2010 Street Racing will be shutting its garage doors and will no longer be open for business. But if you liked Street Racing, try out FrontierVille by Zynga! Get out to the homestead for some fresh air and fun! See ya there partner!"

Which of course leads to the second complaint: The stunningly condescending attitude that gamers who played Street Racer will naturally transition to FrontierVille just because Zynga tells them to. Social basis notwithstanding, could any two games have less to do with each other than Street Racing and FrontierVille?

The final piece of the "screw you trifecta" comes from the fact that, just as in other Zynga games, a lot of Street Racer players sunk a lot of real money into the game to customize and upgrade their online wheels. That money will simply disappear once the game closes; Zynga's invitation to FrontierVille didn't include any offer to bring existing credits along for the ride.

Your Face is Ace in SPAAAAAACE!!!

Is NASA trying to punk us, America? (Just like those Jamba Juice bastards yesterday, with their fake cheeseburger shakes!)

NASA wants to put a picture of you on one of the two remaining space shuttle missions and launch it into orbit. To launch your face into space and become a part of history, just follow these steps:

NASA Face in Space

*courtesy of Ze Frank's Twitter feed*

July 28, 2010

FREE SAMPLE PROJECT from Dave-o's geeky DIY craft book!

SNIP, BURN, SOLDER, SHRED >> by David Erik Nelson

Hey Mojonauts! You can download a free PDF of one of the projects from my craft book, Snip, Burn, Solder, Shred: The $10 Electric Guitar and 23 More Dirt-Cheap, DIY Diversions (due this fall from No Starch Press) and sew your own Sock Squid or sock Cthulhu (shown below; pics of the squid below the fold). If you sew a squid and happen to blog/vlog/write/podcast about the experience or outcome, please send me a link! Thanks! ENJOY! {squeeee!}

[UPDATE 7/29/10: Shout out to Melanie at Earthenwood Studios for mentioning the Sock Squid project and my upcoming Maker Faire appearance--and for reminding me about that heritage-pig tangent I struck out on in the middle of what was supposed to be a panel on professional DIY writing. Melanie will be at Maker Faire, too; she makes very cool ceramic and metal steampunk jewelry, so definitely check out her table if you're at the Faire.]

It's a bummer this isn't legit, 'cause now I'm mad hungry for a cheeseburger shake

CHEESEBURGERCHILL.COM

Quoth Mojonaut Alecks:

Jamba Juice doesn't think McDonald's can haz smoothie, so they made this fake commercial that grosses you out by asking if Jamba can haz cheezburger. I know, the logic is impeccable.

Photo Gallery: Cleaning Dalian Harbor

China recently had it's worst oil spill to date in Dalian harbor. A small army of fishermen and locals have mobilized to clean it up by hand, without any safety gear. This is not exactly safe, as you might imagine, but it's definitely China.

Cleaning Dalian harbor - The Big Picture - Boston.com

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Japan grapples with the Hikkomori problem, 700K shut-ins

The origins of the hermit phenomenon have been traced to physical and sexual abuse, shame, bullying, shame, and the inability to find meaningful work in a country where most jobs available to the young have vanished or turned into part-time temp work.

'Hikikomori' bedroom hermits should be regarded as national crisis - The Mainichi Daily News

There are approximately 230,000 people who almost constantly shut themselves in their rooms except to go to nearby convenience stores, according to a survey conducted by the Cabinet Office. The number increases to about 700,000 if those who only go out to do something hobby-related are included.

Moreover, there are an estimated 1.55 million potential so-called 'hikikomori' who have felt like shutting themselves in their own rooms. Most of them are young people.

As the population of young people declines due to falling birthrates, the statistics have raised questions about the future of Japan.

Hikikomori are defined as those who shut themselves in their homes for at least six months but are not involved in child care or housework even though they are not sick.

Orwell vs Huxley: Amusing Ourselves to Death

Accelerating Future -- Amusing Ourselves to Death

It's larger than we like to put on the front page, so please click through or look after the jump for a well done comic comparing Orwell's idea of a dystopian present to Huxley's.

For bonus points: Try and guess what modern day America more closely resembles.

Blonde woman on the View claims women become lesbians because they can't find men

What an asshole. How much do you think she gets paid to be professionally uninformed and mean?


Joe. My. God.: Elizabeth Hasselbeck: Older Women Become Lesbians Due To Lack Of Men

Glenn Beck is dangerous

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Jellyfish genes show the origin of all eyes

Jellyfish Eyes Solve Optical Origin Mystery | Wired Science | Wired.com


Eyes are one of evolution’s marvels, described by Darwin as “an organ of extreme perfection.” But whether the animal kingdom’s kaleidoscope of eyes evolved from a common structure, or separately in dozens of forms, is a nagging evolutionary question.

Now a study of optical genes in jellyfish, which are descended from creatures that swam Earth’s ancient seas, long before vertebrates and invertebrates took their separate paths, suggests a common optical origin.

“Eyes have evolved in parallel many times, but they all go back to one prototype,” said University of Basel cell biologist Walter Gehring.

Glenn Beck's gold scam

All That Glitters Isn't Gold | Talking Points Memo

The info is delivered in an enormous flowchart, which is embedded after the jump. Or at the link above.

Scientists harvest venom from antarctic octopus

It's possible that all octopuses are venomous.

Scientists tap into Antarctic octopus venom


Venom has long been recognised as a potentially valuable resource for drug development. However, scientists have only recently discovered the largely untapped resource cephalopods such as octopuses, cuttlefish and squid, possess in their unique venom properties -- especially the species that live in sub-zero temperatures.

Team Leader, Dr Bryan Fry from the Bio21 Institute says it was a mystery how venomous animals have adapted their venom to have an effect even in sub-zero temperatures, where most venoms would normally lose their function.

"This is the first study that has collected Antarctic octopus venom and confirmed that these creatures have adapted it to work in sub zero temperatures -- the next step is to work out what biochemical tricks they have used," he says.

Dr Fry says the venom analysis revealed that Antarctic octopus venom harbours a range of toxins, two of which had not previously been described.

"We have discovered new small proteins in the venom with very intriguing activities -- these are potentially useful in drug design, but more will be revealed as the study continues," he says.